Does anyone know if App Store reviews take a while to show up in the interface, or have none been submitted so far? 🤔
There’s an small effect you can see if you tilt around your phone on the welcome screen of the #iOS app
@teller ("Siim Teller") wrote:
TIL: In some children 4-6 years of age, the energy consumption of the brain reaches 60% of the energy available to the body!
It's 20% for adults.
https://bdtechtalks.com/2021/07/29/artificial-intelligence-vs-neurophysiology/
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@unormal ("🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮") wrote:
almost there; couple more weeks and it'll be ready to roll
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
Oh no I stayed up way too late playing @songsofsyx 😅
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
every night I think of shit like this and you are only spared because I don't have twitter on my phone
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
Jack making Hannibal watch Manimal and eagerly glancing over every 15 seconds while eating caviar with the wrong spoon
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
WILL: we need to talk about Hannibal
JACK: yes
WILL: he's extremely hot
JACK: I call dibs
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
*Special Agent Jack Crawford on the case*
JACK: your name is so odd
JACK: you know what it rhymes with
HANNIBAL: yes
JACK: manimal lmao
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
*Special Agent Jack Crawford hires an interior decorator*
JACK: can't believe we haven't caught this sexual predator
DECORATOR: hi my name is Ron the Rapist
DECORATOR: I chose it myself
JACK:
JACK:
JACK: lets look at swatches
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
*Special Agent Jack Crawford goes to the spa*
JACK: I'm stressed because I'm hunting a serial killer who has sex with corpses
SPA GUY: hi my name is Nick
SPA GUY: short for Nickrophile
JACK:
JACK:
JACK: can you start with my shoulders?
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
Punishing the poor
"Steinberg also pointed out the proposed limitations wouldn't apply to the for-profit bail bond industry...a low-income person charged with a violent offense couldn't go to a charitable organization to bail them out, but they could still go to a bail bondsman"
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Texas Republicans are considering a measure that would limit charitable bail funds by restricting who they're allowed to help.
https://n.pr/3rMJpCu
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@theserfstv ("The Serfs") wrote:
Holy fucking shit
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@_SJPeace_ ("StanceGrounded") wrote:
TURKEY IS BURNING
There are 23 different wildfires across the country!
The planet is screaming CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL 😫
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
They've been lusting for an excuse for at least 25 years, and you can see it reflected in the GOP response to January 6th.
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@biggestjoel ("Big Joel") wrote:
a lot of ppl seem confused that conservatives are more approving of their leaders than twitter lefties are of dems. i can tell u why tho, conservatives get a lot of what they want when their guys are in charge. we dont. this isn't to make some big "elecotralism bad" claim, but ye
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@captainpink0 ("ℙ𝕀ℕ𝕂𝕆 🐬👽☀︎︎") replied to a tweet by @captainpink0:
The vast majority of jobs are easy and can be learned on the job but the hiring landscape, especially for any sort of job that offers a decent wage, is gated behind so much bullshit.
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:
A modern classic
it needs a criterion blu
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@BlackYoshiFGC ("(BLM) 7C | Black Yoshi") wrote:
Im on like FULL FAGGOT RIGHT NOW #MENAT
#WhosJuri?
#IDontKnowHer
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:
I wonder how much of my hating being sweaty is rooted in growing up poor enough in East Texas that AC was hit or miss. On a related note, this hospital was clearly not designed for 90+F weather.
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@MinovskyArticle ("Minovsky") wrote:
We need to talk about Michael
Makes you wonder... are there other data compression algorithms we could employ?
What if your favorite song/movie could be encoded as a compact factorial?
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
*shooing grant morrison away from my donut shop with a broom*
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@pseud_posting ("🟡") wrote:
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@sirosenbaum ("S.I. Rosenbaum") wrote:
When you're a jewelry artist who makes some exquisite things but obviously did not spend enough time online in the '00s
If you think about it, any text-file, any image or video, any executable on your machine is just stored as a series of 1's and 0's, and can simply be interpreted as a very, very large integer.
You're not running Excel, you're just running a number. You're not watching the latest episode of your favorite show, this is 180983984839912343232899016056542024...
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@sug_knight ("𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔤𝔲𝔯𝔩 𝔡𝔞 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰") wrote:
Loving this Boston defense attorney’s content
@katya_zamo ("Katya") retweeted:
can y’all go to the beach that makes you shut the fuck up
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
when you’re watching a show and the credits say embeth davidtz is guest starring in this episode:
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@TheNeedling ("The Needling") wrote:
Landlord Awaiting End to Eviction Moratorium Excited to Complain About Unrelated Surge in Homeless Population: https://bit.ly/3ia2bAl
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@ztsamudzi ("Zoé") wrote:
This song is 10 minutes of perfection
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@LordBalvin ("Big Boss") wrote:
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 💉 💉🎉") wrote:
I rented this brush cutter and I'm suddenly reminded of Neal Stephenson's story of the Hole Hawg:
http://www.team.net/mjb/hawg.html
This brush cutter obliterated everything in its path & its sharp metal handles didn't care that I didn't wear gloves at first as it kicked around as needed.
@teller ("Siim Teller") wrote:
Fantastic mini-masterclass on brand, positioning, product research and marketing with a yoghurt brand I’ve never heard of.
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Okay, as requested, more history of weird stuff with food and logistics.
Let's talk about how Ski Yoghurt utterly dominated the 70s UK yoghurt wars, by understanding how humans work better than humans do.
Oh, and also through strippers.
Read on... /1
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@MichaelDTubbs ("Michael Tubbs") wrote:
How ignorant would we be if our only frame of reference is the time we've been alive? that would doom us to repeating the failed, racist policies of Pete Wilson. (3 strikes, Prop 187, etc.)
This is also why there's an attack on teaching history. They want to repeat it.
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@steve_ON ("steveON") replied to a tweet by @MichaelDTubbs:
@MichaelDTubbs Hey how old were you actually when Pete Wilson was in office? Maybe 5 years old. You don't know diddly squat about those times.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
👇👇👇
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@Adam_Karpiak ("Adam Karpiak") wrote:
No job is worth your mental health.
@graydon_pub ("Graydon Hoare") replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:
@steveklabnik *nybble
@xKali ("Kalithulu") retweeted:
@aroseblush ("Alex") wrote:
US States with Highest Amt. of New COVID Cases today
17,093 Florida
13,603 Texas
11,004 California
5,313 Louisiana
4,217 Missouri
3,199 Georgia
2,544 Arkansas
2,236 South Carolina
2,223 Tennessee
1,643 MississippiAlabama, Iowa, S.Dakota, MN. did not send their State numbers
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
And this is my haul this evening from our creeping raspberry plant. The others don't seem to like them, so they're all mine.
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
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@homeofsexuals ("casey anthony funko pop") wrote:
If you ever think your job is stressful think about Tanya Smith, who is the publicist of Armie Hammer, Azaelia Banks, Jameela Jamil AND DaBaby
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@naomiosaka ("NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ") wrote:
This is so cute.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@craigaloewen ("Craig Loewen") wrote:
WSL just became even easier to install on Windows 10 versions 2004 and up. We backported the `wsl --install` command! 👇
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
I am having difficulty driving this interface this evening. I should probably pull over and get some sleep.
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
With much help from @nev, I believe I've identified this as an argiope aurantia, or yellow garden spider.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aurantia
Cool.
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@thegoodolddais ("BDG Union Member Dais Johnston") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:
@meakoopa i just realized her dress is literally Tracy Samantha Lord's wedding dress
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@dnalounge ("DNA Lounge") wrote:
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
finally finished BOJACK HORSEMAN and had to immediately rewatch HIS GIRL FRIDAY which is always the perfect way to spend an evening.
@guskenworthy ("Gus Kenworthy") wrote:
Turns out my job was to “host objectively” and NOT to “host and objectify.” An honest mistake! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdcf4pNd/
@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") wrote:
You’re as real as they come.
Shame on those in Congress who don’t care about ensuring people have a roof over their heads in the middle of a deadly pandemic.
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@CoriBush ("Cori Bush") wrote:
Many of my Democratic colleagues chose to go on vacation early today rather than staying to vote to keep people in their homes.
I’ll be sleeping outside the Capitol tonight. We’ve still got work to do.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
Look at this wiggly baby. He's less than a week old and fighting hard 💚
cstanhope@social.coop ("Charles Stanhope") wrote:
At least I think it's cool. I came across this one while pulling weeds on my team's landscape day at work (the company has been running an experiment with doing our own landscaping at work). Anyway, I'm not from around these parts, so the species is unfamiliar to me. I didn't see it at first because its web was placed right in the middle of some weeds with yellow flowers I was pulling. I nearly grabbed it accidentally. Whatever it is, it seems to be a chonky, happy one.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@SamMaggs ("Sam Maggs") wrote:
God if you are or were a misogynist piece of shit at my old job it must SUCK to know emails like this are going out to people like me, huh
@guskenworthy ("Gus Kenworthy") wrote:
me joining tiktok
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:
When your Dad meets an older woman on a cruise and they both think the other one is rich
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:
thank you everyone who reached out this week with well-wishes! <3 it means more than I can say, especially since for a while my phone and charger were both dead haha
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@ms__chief ("Saskia Coplans") wrote:
New benchmark for tech companies?
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@zeeziez_art ("Zee 💕") wrote:
Felony and Misdemeanor! I love them with my heart and soul. Thanks for having me draw them! @petfindernames Check replies if you'd like a pet illustration of your own 🐾
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:
I downloaded the Storyteller demo on the recommendation of LRT. You slot settings and characters into panels in order to create a narrative that matches the title. Check out what happens if you try to reverse the order of the scenes for this story
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@Home_Halfway ("Michael") wrote:
Not leaving this Chuck E Cheese until their band plays my favorite Tom Waits song
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
Mark Hamill saying his main influence in playing Skeletor was Tallulah Bankhead is why he is absolutely undefeated. #MastersoftheUniverse
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@OptimistPanda ("Shane Liesegang, SJ (شَيْن)") wrote:
Folks, I do not say this lightly: the *prototype* of Storyteller that I played, like, a decade ago, was one of the best games I have ever seen. NOW THERE'S A FREE DEMO OF THE REAL THING. It's a novel, genius idea executed almost perfectly. A rare combination, worth your time.
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@danielben ("Daniel Benmergui / Storyteller") wrote:
PEOPLE YOU CAN PLAY A STORYTELLER PREVIEW RIGHT NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1624540/Storyteller/
damn they already know the words
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
checked my watch in the middle of a nightmare, realized time was running backwards, and said "oh good, it's a dream!"
then kept running
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@juliaioffe ("Julia Ioffe") wrote:
I would just like to point out that the photo accompanying this story about repentant anti-vaxxers shows two people INSIDE THE ROOM OF A #COVID19 PATIENT: one IS NOT WEARING A MASK PROPERLY and the other IS NOT WEARING A MASK AT ALL. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/30/us/covid-vaccine-hesitancy-regret.html?referringSource=articleShare
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@erinbiba ("Erin Biba") wrote:
I want to say something important for folks who are still relying on 6-foot distancing rules. The 6 feet suggestion became a meaningless number the second we learned COVID was airborne a year ago. It's better to think of COVID dispersing like cigarette smoke. 6 feet is useless.
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
Look around,
Leaves are brown,
And the sky is a hazy shade of fire
@xKali ("Kalithulu") retweeted:
@DilettanteryPod ("sean") wrote:
"Thousands of Europeans are Indians, and we have no examples of even one of those Aborigines having
from choice become Europeans!"-J. Hector St. John de Crevecoeu (1782), describing how many Europeans converted to indigenous lifeways in the first centuries of N.A. colonization
@xKali ("Kalithulu") retweeted:
@DilettanteryPod ("sean") wrote:
All of you have seen cave art, right? Either sketches or photos in books or online. If you're really lucky, maybe you've been in a cave yourself with a flashlight or something. But is it possible that the way we look at cave art today hides a key aspect of the art? 🧵
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
Being an interviewer is this really weird activity. Nobody tells you how to do it. And in most cases you never get to observe other people unless you are a candidate. Like most things, being a good interviewer is a skill that can be cultivated. https://twitter.com/bethcodes/status/1421279242914918400
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
Literally everyone I know* in an LTR met their partner while having casual sex. So good luck with that, Gen Z. (*Skewed sample, I'll admit, but still!)
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@GQMagazine ("GQ Magazine") wrote:
"We see [casual sex] as objectifying, pointless and not worth the effort.” http://gq.mn/H9LBauq
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@dosnostalgic ("𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕝𝕪 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕜𝕚𝕟💾") wrote:
No context 90s Russian music video: 🔊🎵🇷🇺
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
oh sweet! the expected heat wave went away because of the *checks notes* wildfire haze
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:
@celeste_horgan ("Celeste Horgan") wrote:
Something I have been thinking often: The best way to have a happy career in software (or in any corporate env) is to work in a profit center in your org, not a cost center.
Cost centers always suffer.
Related: https://www.reddit.com/r/technicalwriting/comments/oufbgy/what_to_move_on_to/
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@dnalounge ("DNA Lounge") wrote:
Because antivaxxers have ruined it for everybody, proof of full vaccination is now required for entry: either your original CDC Vaccination Card or the CA DPH Vaccination QR Code from https://myvaccinerecord.cdph.ca.gov
We also *strongly* recommend that you wear a mask while indoors.
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@JennyENicholson ("Jenny Nicholson") wrote:
I really think that if Target and Walmart had committed to saying "you can't physically shop in-store without proof of vaccination" a majority of the unvaccinated population would have folded within a month. Just those two stores, that's all it would've taken
@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") retweeted:
@POTUS ("President Biden") wrote:
The vaccine was developed and authorized under a Republican Administration, and it’s been distributed and administered under a Democratic one.
The vaccines are safe, they are highly effective, and there’s nothing political about them.
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@jburnmurdoch ("John Burn-Murdoch") replied to a tweet by @jburnmurdoch:
And since this is Twitter, I've prepared the same thing in meme form
@xKali ("Kalithulu") retweeted:
@_drownedpirate ("jack drownedpirate") wrote:
I truly cannot stress this post enough. If you do not feel safe or comfortable coming out, you do not have to. You are not “lying to your family”, it is your right to keep your identity to yourself
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@briianabink ("Briana🪓") wrote:
Hereditary (2018)
Billy Madison (1995)
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:
Always a very good sign when any movie from the 30s-50s has a “Gowns By” credit
@xKali ("Kalithulu") retweeted:
@TheBitchyBee1 ("The ND Bee") replied to a tweet by @SNeurotypicals:
@wycats ("Yehuda Katz") replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:
@steveklabnik All good stories have:
- a tension between desire and fear
- a misbelief
- a plan to achieve the desire while avoiding the fear
- ultimately: realizing that the misbelief is wrong, and therefore to overcome the fear rather than avoid it.This example has all of the above.
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
only two bunnies on my run today but on the plus side my nipples are huge and very badly chafed
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@leahculver ("Leah Culver") wrote:
Y Combinator’s motto is “Build something people want” but all I want is to open a bag of chips and find it full. Startup pitch: Full Bag of Chips.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@CarlaNotarobot ("Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻💻") wrote:
high school teacher: in the real world, you can't just Google everything at work
programmers: lol
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:
It's like they saw the video for Tiga - Shoes and were like, "ok, this is pretty good, but it could be a thousand times hornier" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2B8PfsvGk
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:
I already RTed but I absolutely love the Mistress Violet video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDykBK498II
Reblogged by technomancy@icosahedron.website ("tech? no! man, see..."):
trekkies@botsin.space ("Deep Space 90210") wrote:
Worf: I’m pretty sure you’ve been wearing that uniform 6 days in a row Ezri.
Ezri: Or I own 6 identical versions of the same uniform.
Worf: No you don’t. There’s an old piece of carrot that’s been stuck to your back since Thursday.
Ezri: That’s... the style now.
@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:
So a short mexican/Central American looking dude just pissed behind the bus stop, FACING the condo development behind it. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. Is this what a hero looks like today? #notsure
@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:
10,000 shows on TV now but not one with the balls to build a MERYL-GO-ROUND, kids.
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@ltsOnlyAJ ("ItsOnlyAJ") wrote:
Things that live in my head rent free:
This episode of Billy on the Street.
@billyeichner #MerylGoRound
If you’re invested in the story of Master Chief, Cortana, and the fate of the Halo universe, you might want to keep your head down and start muting some keywords on social media until _Halo Infinite_arrives later this year — because vast spoilers for the game’s entire story are now floating around on the internet.
Note: we’ll be keeping this post spoiler-free, though.
Halo Infinite creative director Joseph Staten confirmed on Twitter that Microsoft accidentally leaked “a small number of Halo Infinite campaign files” when it launched the game’s first multiplayer beta yesterday on July 29th, saying it “can ruin the campaign experience for everyone.”
Leaks like this are painful for the dev team and can ruin the campaign experience for...
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:
it sure would be nice if multipart/form-data Just Worked if you're just uploading a single file with no metadata... >_>
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:
anyway I'm stopping for now because I'm blocked by Surf not having multipart/form-data support. (hi @yoshuawuyts 😉)
Does anyone know if it's possible to work around it when all I actually have to do is upload a single item? Is setting the header + uploading the body enough?
did you recently pick up @munificentbob 's "Crafting Interpreters" and want to try and adapt what you've learned? This is gonna be a good time to give it a shot!
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Three weeks until the first Lang Jam! Looking forward it it 😊
Folks have asked for some good resources to get started, and I've started collecting them here: https://github.com/langjam/langjam/blob/main/resources.md
Do you have resources you like for creating programming languages? Feel free to add them.
@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:
@MondaireJones ("Mondaire Jones") wrote:
I spent all day waiting to vote to extend the eviction moratorium.
We are still in the midst of a global pandemic and economic crisis. To not do every last thing in our power to keep people housed is an unconscionable abdication of our duty to the American people.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
Three weeks until the first Lang Jam! Looking forward it it 😊
Folks have asked for some good resources to get started, and I've started collecting them here: https://github.com/langjam/langjam/blob/main/resources.md
Do you have resources you like for creating programming languages? Feel free to add them.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
https://github.com/zkat/ruget owo what's this 👀