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Report: Warzone Devs: 'We F**ked Stuff Up. We Broke It.'

In a reported meeting between _Call of Duty_developers and select content creators and influencers, the _Warzone_devs admitted that the free-to-play battle royale was in a bad state, telling those in attendance that they had “fucked up” and that the current state of the popular online shooter was “embarrassing.” The…

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Konami's Iconic Dating Sim Is Finally Being Translated Into English, Just Not The Version Everyone Wants

An independent retro video game translator known appropriately as RetroTranslator recently announced that his team’s work translating Konami’s seminal 1990s dating simulator Tokimeki Memorial into English is almost complete. But there’s a catch: It’s the less-than-perfect Super Famicom port that’s been translated, not…

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Wordle’s New Owner Is Banning ‘Offensive’ Guesses

Internet language sensation Wordle is now owned by The New York Times and housed firmly on the Gray Lady’s servers. That’s meant a rickety migration for some players, but also changes to the game itself. Words like “sluts” have recently been banned from being used as guesses, and the paper of record has confirmed it…

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The New York Times Rushes To Fix Broken Wordle Streaks

You may know The New York Times for its reputation as the paper of record and the paper of recommending-you-put-peas-in-guac. But now the Gray Lady has joined the likes of EA, Bungie, 343 Industries, and other developers of live-service games as it rapidly tries to extinguish fires for its newly acquired puzzle game, …

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Report: Ubisoft Employees Are Still Telling Their Bosses That NFTs Suck

Ubisoft employees continue to push back on the company’s plans to utilize blockchain technology for, among other things, the distribution of NFTs (non-fungible tokens), according to a new Bloomberg report.

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More Than 160,000 Battlefield 2042 Players Sign Petition Asking For Money Back

Battlefield 2042 is having a really messy launch. Now, as it becomes clear that fixes for BF2042 aren’t coming anytime soon, more than 150,000 players have signed a Change.org petition asking Electronic Arts to offer refunds to all players on all platforms.

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This Lovecraftian Visual Novel Is The Perfect Valentine's Day Game For Monster-Lovers

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, and we all know how annoying it can be to doomscroll past a seemingly infinite number of photos of people boo’d up, accompanied by eye-roll-inducing song lyric captions meant to encapsulate their love. So why not protect your peace by playing a visual novel where you doom humanity…

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The Best Video Game Strategy Guide Ever Can Be Downloaded For Free

At long last, Earthbound is on Switch. Nintendo added the 1995 RPG to its online offerings earlier this week alongside its NES predecessor, Earthbound Beginnings. New players and longtime fans alike, including the series’ director, Shigesato Itoi, can now enjoy the colorful acid sci-fi journey on a beautiful OLED…

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Hearthstone Streamer Swatted Live On Twitch

Twitch streamer Alexandra “Alliestrasza” Macpherson, a prominent Hearthstone player and a member of esports organization Fade 2 Karma, was arrested on February 9. But it wasn’t her fault. She was swatted while playing the collectible card game live on stream, with police showing up fully strapped and ready to take…

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The Four-Day Workweek Is Getting Popular Among Devs, And It Sure Sounds Nice

Ah, Friday. The fifth day of the typical workweek. The end of said workweek, for many. But how nice would it be if [sentiment redacted by bosses]? Just ask folks from Blackbird Interactive, the developer behind Homeworld 3 and Hardspace: Shipbreaker and the latest studio to switch to a four-day workweek.

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The Rat Has A Name And Will Be Playable In TMNT: Shredder’s Revenge

Retro beat ‘em up Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revengeisn’t pulling its punches. Indie developer Tribute Games revealed yesterday, during a mini-PlayStation indie event, that mutant rat and ninjutsu master Splinter will be playable in the arcade homage when it releases later in 2022. The event also shared…

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Lost Ark Has Over 500K Players On Steam, But What Is It?

Lost Ark, despite just now being experienced by a great many players for the first time, isn’t a new game in the traditional sense. It was first released in South Korea back in 2019 for PC. After finding huge success there, Lost Ark publisher Smilegate has partnered with Amazon to bring the MMOARPG to the US and…

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Nolan North Is Voicing Nathan Drake For The Uncharted Movie Version's Novelization

Nolan North voices Nathan Drake in the Uncharted games. Tom Holland plays the character in the upcoming movie version. So how do you cast for the audiobook of the feature film’s novelization? Nolan North, that’s who.

Variety (via Eurogamer) reports that North will be narrating the novelization and doing the voices for…

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Hopefully Disgaea 6 Will Be Better On PlayStation 5

When Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny, the first new Disgaea game in six years, was released on the Switch, it was a bit disappointing. A complete version called, wait for it, Disgaea 6 Complete is coming to the PS4, PS5, and Steam.

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Lord Of The Rings Mod Hit With Takedown Just As Series' Rights Are Up For Sale

Ownership of the _Lord of the Rings_series has somehow been in the news twice this week. Firstly and most prominently because the rights to the series are going up for sale for the first time since the 1970s. Secondly, and more bizarrely, because this week of all weeks a prominent Lord of the Rings mod was hit with a…

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Nintendo Thanks Feds For Sending Hacker To Prison For 3 Years

Recently indicted Nintendo hacker Gary Bowser has been handed a 40-month prison sentence by the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Washington for creating and selling “console-hacking software and devices used to play pirated Nintendo Switch games.” This is according to a victory lap-style press release…

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Boba Fett Had A Cameo From a 1981 Video Game System

If you made it through the entire series of Book of Boba Fett, you were treated to a terrible finale and a two-episode narrative diversion that derailed the entire premise of this being a show about Boba Fett. Enjoy! You also, however, caught a glimpse of a very cool, very old piece of video game hardware.

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Halo Infinite Finally Addresses Desync Lag, And You'd Better Pull Up A Seat

If you’ve played a competitive online shooter, it’s happened to you. You shoot an enemy a bunch. You swear you saw your shots connect. But the next minute, it’s you who’s sitting through a respawn timer. To take it from hardcore players, Halo Infinite can seem particularly egregious about such matters of desync, and…

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You're Not Paying Enough Attention To Square Enix's New Time-Traveling Detective Game

Yesterday’s Nintendo Direct had a little bit of something for everyone, from Wii Sports jocks to Mario Kart speedsters to _Kirby_vore fanatics. But that doesn’t mean that something incredible wasn’t missing. In fact, the Japanese Nintendo Direct included something pretty terrific that the version we got didn’t: an…

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Report: Gaming CEO Pushes NFT Scam While Devs Struggle To Buy Food

On January 31, publisher Team17 announced a Worms NFTs and was roundly rebuked by fans and studio partners alike. A day later it apologized and canceled the whole thing. According to a new report by_Eurogamer_, that was only the tip of the iceberg of Team17’s bullshit, which also included bad pay, rising workloads, and…

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Daisy Is The Only Super Mario Girl With Teeth, Apparently

We all know Daisy is a little weird, what with her third eye and all. But were you also aware that she’s the only prominent woman in the Super Mario series with teeth? Well, now you are. I’m sorry.

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Wordle Saves Elderly Woman From Kidnapping

A 32-year-old man in Lincolnwood, Illinois was arrested by police after breaking into an elderly woman’s home and holding her hostage for 17 hours. Police were called by the woman’s family to do a wellness check after she failed to send her daughter the usual morning Wordle puzzle.

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One Of The Best Games Of 2020 Comes To Switch Today

There exists within the indie gaming world a vocabulary that few can capture faithfully. It’s that bespoke patois that can be found in A Night In The Woods, in Oxenfree, in _A Short Hike._None sounds the same as the other, and yet all have that same cadence, a truthfulness about their dialogue that is missing from the…

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Mario Kart 8 Fans Say DLC Is A Graphical Downgrade

The many lives of Mario Kart 8 continue with Nintendo’s DLC announcement during its first Direct of 2022, which will see courses from the series’ past added through 2023. But it’s not all sunny circuits and rainbow roads for longtime fans. Many are currently comparing screenshots between what Nintendo aired during the…

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Mother Creator Shigesato Itoi Does A Master Class In Trolling

Shortly before yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, Mother creator Shigesato Itoi tweeted, causing speculation to go wild.

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Artist Hit With Tracing Allegations, But Pokémon Company Says Collab Shirt Is Original

In the past few weeks, popular artist Cotoh Tsumi has been repeatedly hit with tracing allegations. On 2ch and Twitter, critics have posted examples of what they say proves these charges, which the artist has denied. The criticism has become incessant, and now, some collab goods are being pulled.

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Sims 4 Wedding Expansion Won't Release In Russia Over Homophobic 'Federal Laws'

The Russian government is _notoriously_homophobic, to the point where a law was passed in 2013 that everyone outside of Russia simply refers to as the ‘Russian gay propaganda law’. Which goes a long way to explaining why EA won’t be releasing the latest _Sims_expansion in the region.

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Hacker: Elden Ring May Suffer Same Serious Online Exploits As Dark Souls III

All PC versions of the Dark Souls games will remain offline for the foreseeable future, according to a new tweet from series publisher Bandai Namco, in order to fix at least one major security vulnerability. Further, the developers are working to ensure that the same serious vulnerability does not persist in…

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This New Kirby Game Is Messed Up

Because it’s a Kirby game, and because Kirby games are never allowed to sit at the adult’s table of Nintendo’s release schedule, you would think the upcoming release of Kirby and the Forgotten Land, aka what you could assume to be just another Kirby platformer, would go unremarked by many. And yet...this game is…

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Here's Everything Shown At Today's Nintendo Direct

There was a Nintendo Direct held earlier today, which covered everything from Metroid to Mario Kart, and if you missed it and want to catch up on everything, or didn’t miss it and just wanted to revisit the parts that actually interested you, here you go.

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