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Steam Deck Emulation Looks Fantastic

While the obvious usage case for the Steam Deck is to play new (or recent) PC games on the go, the unspoken usage case is that it should also be a dream for anyone wanting to play emulated classics. So let’s see how the handheld is shaping up a few weeks after release.

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A Very Detailed Review Of Elden Ring's Horse

Last year, I had the absolute pleasure of discoveringThe Mane Quest, a website dedicated almost entirely to horses in video games. With Elden Ring now out, and with riding featuring prominently, I wanted to check and see if they had thoughts about the game’s mount, and I have not been disappointed.

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GTA V Loads Way Faster On PlayStation 5

Grand Theft Auto V is a very good video game, we’ve known this for almost a decade across more platforms than we ever should have had to know it, but one thing the game has never been able to sort out during that timeframe is its enormous loading time.

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The 5 Worst Enemies in Elden Ring's Limgrave Region

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Halo Infinite's New Slayer Mode A Great Reason To Return To The Game

Maybe you’ve maxed out the battle pass. Maybe you’re distracted by the embarrassmentof richesin gamingright now. Whatever the reason, if you’ve bounced off Halo Infinite, there’s immediate grounds to return: the ongoing “Tactical Ops” event.

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Dark Souls Player Beats Game By Throwing Poop At Bosses

Dark Souls gives players a lot of leeway in how they want to approach its challenges, but I don’t think even the developers at FromSoftware envisioned someone someday beating the game with a bunch of poop.

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I Accidentally Watched The New Batman Movie In The Worst Way Possible

As an unapologetic batcat shipper and a sucker for movie trailers effectively utilizing Nirvana songs, seeing The Batman wasn’t a matter of “if” but “when.” However, I got more than I bargained for when I mistakenly bought tickets to see Matt Reeves’ new Bruceman film in an obscure format called 4DX.

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Stranger Of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin’s Reviews Are...Chaotic

Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin comes out tomorrow, March 15, and today is flooded with reviews from various outlets weighing in on what to make of the game. Considering the game’s focus on chaos, it’s perfect, then, that there isn’t much consensus, instead _Stranger of Paradise_is seeing a wide range of…

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Nintendo’s Reggie Kicked Too Much Ass For GameStop Suits

When former Nintendo of America president, Reggie Fils-Aimé, joined GameStop’s board of directors in 2020 the video game retailer was trading at less than $5 a share. A year later the stock was over $150 and Fils-Aimé was headed for the door. Why did he get out when things were so hot? Apparently GameStop’s new…

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Oculus Founder's Vision For Military AI, Which He's Helping Build, Is Kinda Yikes

One of the founders of Oculus, now called Meta Quest, has been busy since being pushed out of the company in 2018 with, um, military tech that may be involved in the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

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New Streamer Awards Show Designs Trophy After Pepe The Frog For Some Reason

The Streamer Awards, an awards ceremony dedicated to livestreaming (and not to be confused with The Streamy Awards), hosted its first-ever show on March 12. Founded and organized by cooking streamer QTCinderella, the celebration pulled in 380,000 concurrent viewers, as big-name broadcasters like Hasanabi and Pokimane

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PlayStation Allows Tiny Tina's Wonderlands Cross-Play After Blocking It On Borderlands 3

Upcoming co-op shooter Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands will get cross-play across all platforms, Gearbox announced yesterday. That might have seemed like a forgone conclusion in the year 2022, but it marks the first time Borderlands users from PlayStation and Xbox will get to play together.

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The Week In Games: GTA V Is Almost Here. Again. (Again.)

...and I’m back. Well, that was a wild time away. Anyway, it seems games decided to stop coming out while I was gone. Now that I’m back look at all the stuff coming out this week!

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Warren Spector Thinks NFTs are 'Ridiculous' And Not A Good Idea

Remember NFTs? Y’know, those weird digital receipts vaguely attached to terrible-looking images of monkeys and apes that people have spent millions of dollars on over the last year or so. Well, while it seems many have moved on, Warren Spector is here to remind us all that they are still very ridiculous and a complete…

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Elden Ring Player Pretends To Be NPC And Successfully Tricks Invader

Sometimes the best way to win a fight is to be the biggest, toughest badass in the room. However, there are other times when it pays to keep your head down and do nothing. One_Elden Ring_ player did just that, pretending to be an NPC when their game was invaded by another player. And eventually, their crazy strategy…

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Steam Game Dev’s Patch Notes Include Anti-Mask Rant, Users Immediately Revolt

_Domina,_a small game on Steam about managing gladiators, is currently being review bombed by users after the latest patch notes for the game included an unrelated rant about people wearing masks during the pandemic. The message also explains that not wearing a mask will “get you laid” and seems to imply that parts of…

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Sunday Comics: Good Idea

Hello! It’s time for Kotaku’s Sunday Comics, your weekly roundup of the best webcomics. The images enlarge if you click on the magnifying glass icon.

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Destiny 2's New Glaives Are Perfect And I Love Them

I wasn’t sold on the idea of Bungie adding glaives to Destiny 2. Something about the initial pitch seemed out of place in a game like Destiny 2. But now, after playing many, many hours of Witch Queen, I’m happy to report that past Zack was an idiot. Glaives are awesome.

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Someone Has Now Finished Elden Ring In Under 37 Minutes

Prolific and experienced_Dark Souls_ speedrunner Distortion2 continues to set new speedrunning records in Elden Ring. He has now beaten Elden Ring in under 37 minutes, which could possibly be the new record for the fastest completion time.

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Five Years After Launch, For Honor Is Getting Crossplay

Good news, For Honor players, Ubisoft has announced that next week the 2017 online action game will finally receive crossplay support as part of the game’s next season of content. Sure it took over five years, but this should help speed up matchmaking times, which is always nice.

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Let's Talk About How The Witch Queen Just Turned Destiny 2's Universe Upside Down

When Destiny first shipped it didn’t have much of a story to speak of. Years later, that’s definitely changed. There’s still plenty of ridiculous jargon, but also characters, conflicts and histories Bungie has spent nearly a decade diligently cultivating. With Destiny 2: The Witch Queen, it’s all coming to fruition,…

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The Stranger of Paradise Demo Is Unapologetically Cringe, And I Love It

Since its announcement during E3 2021, Team Ninja’s Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin has been a hotbed for shitposts and memes. These memes primarily involve out-of-context scenes of protagonist Jack Garland’s music tastes and his unbridled obsession with killing “Chaos”.

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The Donkey Kong Cock Blast Pringles Meme, (Unfortunately) Explained

If you check out the official Pringles Twitter account right now, you’ll notice an odd pattern in the replies. Folks are responding to every boring tweet about new flavors and favorite snacks with an image of Donkey Kong that makes it look like he is shooting lightning out of his crotch. Emblazoned across this…

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Excuse Me While I Gush About Starscourge Radahn, Elden Ring’s Best Character

I’m nearing 60 hours with Elden Ring and, frankly, I still have no idea what’s going on story-wise. Like previous Souls games, the lore FromSoftware crafted with Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin is a mess of proper nouns and vague insinuations. One thing I do know, however, is that a boss known as General…

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10 Things I Wish I Knew Before Starting Triangle Strategy

If you go into Triangle Strategy thinking that it’s going to be like Fire Emblem or Final Fantasy Tactics, then you’re in for a rough time. The latest turn-based strategy game from Square Enix is actually neither of those. It takes heavy inspiration from _Tactics_and Octopath, but _Triangle_is solidly its own beast. If…

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Elden Ring Hacker Wants Devs To Put A Stop To His Killing Spree

Elden Ring has been hacked. Maybe that comes as no surprise, considering _Souls_games often have copious issues with game-breaking exploits. But this is no ordinary hack. No, Elden Ring is just the latest FromSoft game to be targeted by a notorious _Souls_hacker with a particular penchant for invading players’ worlds…

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EA And Gearbox Sign Letter Opposing Anti-Trans Bill In Texas

On February 22, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott issued an order for child protective services to investigate the families of transgender children who receive gender-affirming healthcare for child abuse. A day later, he called on everyday Texans, in addition to professionals, to report parents for “child abuse” under threat of…

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Actually, I Will Ride The Giant Pig In Assassin’s Creed’s New DLC

Yesterday, Ubisoft released Dawn of Ragnarok, the latest and biggest DLC expansion for Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. And as has become tradition, it includes a new, unrealistic animal mount for players to ride. This time, it’s a huge armored boar. But unlike before, on this occasion I broke. I gave up. I rode that big…

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Where To Start On That Massive $10 Bundle For Ukraine, Which You Already Got, Right?

This week’s itch.io-based Bundle For Ukraine, organized by Necrosoft Games, has already raised $4 million for International Medical Corps and Voices of Children, and still has a week to go. It’s bloody wonderful! It also results in everyone having 992 video games, physical games, books, and albums in their account,…

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Players Rage As $50 Chocobo Racing Game Tries To Nickel And Dime Them

Chocobo GP seemed like a welcome surprise when it was announced last year. It was pitched as a follow-up to 1999’s beloved little spin-off Chocobo Racing from the first PlayStation but this time on the portable Nintendo Switch. Mario Kart mechanics with yellow birds and Final Fantasy characters. What could go wrong?…

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