Apple’s Tetris movie has no idea what it wants to be

A tight shot of a mustachioed man tilting his head to the side. Overlaid on the image are multiple translucent Tetrominos.

Taron Egerton as Henk Rogers in Tetris_._ | Image: Apple

Director Jon S. Baird’s Apple TV Plus Tetris movie is a textbook example of a biopic that has no idea how to make its story pop.