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@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") replied to a tweet by reduct_rs:

Should Have Said “70 Ways”

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by meakoopa:

fully deleted the app. Thanks everyone!

@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

‘I’m A Good Source Of Material’ Says Boyfriend, Confidently, As He Realizes He’s Been, Once Again, Subtweeted By Reductrs Staffer

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@frodeci ("K-Ci’s (ooh yeah)") wrote:

me flying past the Eiffel Tower when we supposed to been in Orlando

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@sayproduceralli ("allinova🌐") wrote:

apparently there’s a pilot shortage going on so now, apparently, they’re paying new hires $247 a hour 😂😭

@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

12 Ways To Let Them Know You’re Good In Bed That Are All Just Speedrunning Super Mario 64 Blindfolded

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

Battlestation, complete with ESD spontaneous injection unit

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by MattBaume:

Oh here is the recipe by @TVFGI -- I like to substitute almond extract for the vanilla, double the amount of rhubarb, and throw in some berries if you've got em. https://theviewfromgreatisland.com/rhubarb-breakfast-cake-recipe/

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by meakoopa:

???

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

...does anyone know why my phone says twitter is using 3 gigs of memory in documents and data but when I check it...isn’t?

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

are replicators back online

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 💉 💉🎉") replied to a tweet by bradfitz:

And something I ordered this morning for same-day delivery ended up notifying me that it would come another day, which is unusual enough to make me wonder whether it's related.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@BernieSanders ("Bernie Sanders") wrote:

It is not radical to suggest that seniors in the richest country in the history of the planet should be able to afford to keep teeth in their mouths.

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Rhubarb to cake conversion complete

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@LibyaLiberty ("Hend Amry") wrote:

When you’re accidentally extra correct.

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@hannahgais ("hannah gais") wrote:

??

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@lenadisms ("Leo") wrote:

if adults called you an “old soul” as a child that was their polite way of saying “wow you’re only 12 and you’ve already lost all your serotonin”

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") replied to a tweet by bradfitz:

@bradfitz That's going to be a "fun" COE meeting.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

Very weird that billionaires are putting their eggs in the “go-to-space” basket given that space travel is such a perfect of how big government is better than private investment!

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@NBCNews ("NBC News") wrote:

BREAKING: Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson reaches the edge of space.

http://nbcnews.to/3AR64BD

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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 💉 💉🎉") wrote:

First time I've seen Amazon (shopping) down.

Searches (kinda?) work, but all product pages have an error.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@DanRather ("Dan Rather") wrote:

If you are railing against the vaccine from a media pulpit and have yourself been vaccinated, you are the worst kind of hypocrite – one who is indifferent the fact that those who have the misfortune of listening to you are putting their lives and others at risk.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@AlexandraChalup ("Alexandra Chalupa") wrote:

If this criminal isn’t held accountable soon, he will become worse, as he makes clear in this public admission of guilt.

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@AndrewFeinberg ("Andrew Feinberg") wrote:

"I got impeached twice. I became worse." —former President Trump

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@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@Carnage4Life ("Dare Obasanjo") wrote:

No matter how spicy your dunk is, quote tweeting is spreading their message.

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@rasmansa ("Dr. Mansa Keita") wrote:

I can't tell if PragerU meant this to be satire, or they just walked this right into their own goal.

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@prageru wrote:

Young people are enamored with "anti-racist" rhetoric because they think they are fighting racist systems in America. The TRUTH is they are fighting America itself and the very values the country was founded on.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@MakeItRayn_ ("James Ray 🌹") wrote:

Based Prager U?

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@prageru wrote:

Young people are enamored with "anti-racist" rhetoric because they think they are fighting racist systems in America. The TRUTH is they are fighting America itself and the very values the country was founded on.

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:

@substitute ("The American Caliban") wrote:

An otherwise depressing LA Times story about the inevitable disaster of desert pot grow operations had this gem:

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@chaosprime ("Chaos") wrote:

today group chats have brought me the flags of the metacontinual hyperamericas to which we have never not owed our allegiance

@billyeichner ("billy eichner") retweeted:

@nataliemorales ("Natalie Morales") wrote:

Why it’s important to spread the word far and wide #SOSCuba

thank you @Americavaldess for this video

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@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@davenewworld_2 ("Fifty Shades of Whey") wrote:

Frito-Lay workers are on strike. This should be bigger news. #BoycottFritoLay

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@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@angelaestelle ("EI-40 💸😤") wrote:

I’ve been sued for defamation and I’m fundraising.

Details and official lawsuit in the GoFundMe.
https://gofund.me/282824e1

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@TheKevinAllison ("Kevin Allison") wrote:

He’s running again in 2024, so we’ll see.

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@MobyDickatSea ("Moby Dick") wrote:

Shall we be dragged by him to the bottom of the sea? Shall we be towed by him to the infernal world?

@joshbloch ("Joshua Bloch") wrote:

The view from Tesarro's (Bloomfield / Pittsburgh)