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@xkcdComic ("XKCD Comic") wrote:

Bad Map Projection: The Greenland Special https://xkcd.com/2489/ https://m.xkcd.com/2489/

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@EmilyMakesArt ("Precious Roy") wrote:

Not going to lie, I really feel this quote, and the advice @fakedansavage provides in this column is something I wish I had heard many many years ago. Bravo!

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@HeyAllieMoon ("Allison Moon 🌙") wrote:

"If you had to get a therapist after sleeping with someone, it’s a pretty good indication that person should have no place in your life going forward." https://twitter.com/fakedansavage/status/1415367541178834947

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

The Delta variant is on the rise. Get vaccinated.

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@ring_411 ("𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠 (텀블벅 오픈! / 콜로소 오픈)") wrote:

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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 💉 💉🎉") wrote:

Welcome to @Tailscale, @_joetsai! 🎉

ex-@golang-team-at-Tailscale++

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by 33mhz:

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@lifewinning ("Ingrid Burrington") wrote:

I guess I'm glad I didn't need to do years of study to understand that cryptocurrency sucks

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@dearprotagonist ("✩ ems") wrote:

finally, finally
you get to decide

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@geheichou ("Gehe") wrote:

𝙄𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢, 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 ☁️
#FFVIIRemake #cosplay

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@mattblaze ("matt blaze") wrote:

“I don’t want to read a complicated thing on the web, I want you to explain it to me 280 characters at a time on Twitter so I can start arguing with you before I understand it.”

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by 33mhz:

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@IanColdwater ("Ian Coldwater 📦💥") wrote:

guess what my family gave me for my birthday
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THEY GAVE ME A YAML

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:

I picked up this DVD from 2005, mostly music videos directed by Ben Stokes. Very cute Y2K/early flash animation aesthetic

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

> Two Silicon Valley IT Professionals

Burn this entire industry to the ground.

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@nhannahjones ("Ida Bae Wells") wrote:

I’m really going to need some of you in PR to get better at your jobs. Imagine sending an email to the creator of the 1619 Project asking for coverage of how “race hustlers” are using the 1619 Project in an attempt to promote the 17*6 Project instead.

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

I can't stop laughing

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@SassafrasYote ("Gordon Freeman's fursuit") wrote:

My favorite genre of meme is people unknowingly kidnapping coyotes

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by steveklabnik:

I bet he already knew where that interaction was going when I asked him if it was the weed petition or not

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by steveklabnik:

APD needs to be abolished, not given more budget. That’s the way to “reduce violence”

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") replied to a tweet by Maryxus:

She nearly overplayed her hand once.

She'd successfully gotten the cops to escort me out of my home and send me to stay with a family member. And while we were outside waiting for that family member, she broke her facade and threw a keyboard through my bedroom window.

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") replied to a tweet by Maryxus:

They still didn't arrested her, even though she had exposed herself behaving exactly like I'd said she did. She was able to cry her way out of it.

Part of police academy must be hardwiring officers to bend backwards for crying white ladies, except when they're actually in danger

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") replied to a tweet by Maryxus:

My stepmother used to pull out crocodile tears for the cops.

She'd attack one of us (me, my sisters, or my dad), call the cops as soon as it looked like we might fight back or defend ourselves, and then put on this show about how we'd threatened or assaulted her.

@steveklabnik wrote:

Bold of this random dude to be trying to build a petition to give the police *more* money

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

Still proud of how nice of a little language http://kdl.dev turned out to be and sad at how little opportunity I have to use it right now cause I still loves it.

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@shardsambit ("revolutionary parasocialist") wrote:

Just like my extremely muscular Italian grandmother used to make 😌

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@Cursed_warlord ("The Cursed") wrote:

Burned the bottom of your pizza? Don’t worry

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@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@chaosprime ("Chaos") wrote:

if Al Gore didn't invent the internet why are algorithms named after him huh

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@Dixie3Flatline ("Kat Cosgrove") replied to a tweet by Dixie3Flatline:

Again, the release notes are here and they are detailed. They probably answer some of your questions. This isn't really something to freak out about, but it something to be aware of so you know what might be wrong instead of being taken by surprise!

https://kubernetes.io/blog/2021/07/14/upcoming-changes-in-kubernetes-1-22/

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@Dixie3Flatline ("Kat Cosgrove") wrote:

Hello! You need to pay attention to the release notes for Kubernetes v1.22. I know nobody likes reading release notes, but you gotta. In this version, multiple beta APIs will be *removed.* Not deprecated, removed. (a thread, sigh)

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by zkat__:

The idea that sedation just makes you unable to react while still feeling at least some pain/fear/suffering, but that modern anesthesia just makes you forget about, feels like one of those "Two Rikers" things to me and it's a nightmare lol

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

CW medical horror:

I think all the time about how there's a past version of me that experienced, while semi-conscious and immobilized, the horror of having their upper and lower mandibles sawed off the rest of their skull and then jammed back in and drilled into place.

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

The white woman is literally om video charging at Ukenta before noticing that she's being recorded, at which point she immediately transitions into tears so that she looks sympathetic for the camera.

Fucking manipulative, crocodile tear bullshit.

https://www.joemygod.com/2021/07/viral-video-nj-cops-investigated-for-response-to-screaming-woman-who-charged-at-black-shopper/

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@passcod ("Félix Saparelli") wrote:

Autorebase on pull, no-ff on merges

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@enkiv2 ("Amalgamated Tsundoku Psychohazard") wrote: