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@rantasmo wrote:

Violet Beauregarde is just such an EXTREMELY targeted morality tale very obviously aimed at just one person
Like I feel there should be a line in the book that’s just “And that’s why you shouldn’t chew gum so much, CAROL”

@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") wrote:

Wow 😭

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@mikeryan ("Mike Ryan") wrote:

A few years ago after my dad died I was in a pretty bad place. Out of nowhere Jason Sudeikis sent me an email I REALLY needed . I’ve never shared it before (he said it was okay to do) but I just want people to know he did this. He really is Ted Lasso http://bit.ly/3icrhxf

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by meakoopa:

love to hyper-fixate

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@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

my brain is a jar of fermenting pickles and tweets are the burps

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by alicegoldfuss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqEuxwZAbkA

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by alicegoldfuss:

I'm uh

editing

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

"It's a new piece, from the city," the duke remarked as the quartet drew their bows. "I doubt you'd know it all the way out here."

I leaned into his handsome yet haughty face as the initial harmonies drifted through the ballroom.

"Hellsing OST Track 5 Soul Rescuer," I said.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

extremely annoyed by a series of errors on a character's wiki page whose edit function is locked

so now i'm THAT guy

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:

Apparently Pair's DNS shit the bed yesterday, and in the aftermath, http://cdn.jwz.org doesn't resolve from 8.8.8.8 (though it does from inside AWS). Is there any way to un-clog these tubes?

@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") wrote:

"Why Are Meme Coins Suffering The Most?"

Gosh, why? Who'da thunk it? 😵

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:

@gniluapnawak ("What is MAGA, if not Jim Crow persevering?") wrote:

Whiteness, mostly.

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@MfromPa ("M") wrote:

What are conservatives conserving?

@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") retweeted:

@alexkotch ("Alex Kotch") wrote:

Joe Manchin is lying to us about climate change to protect his annual profits and the wealth of his family. https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/14/politics/joe-manchin-reconciliation-climate-change/index.html

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@alexkotch ("Alex Kotch") replied to a tweet by alexkotch:

OMG, this is straight-up climate change denial.

@chaseruyle ("hell dude") retweeted:

@gamespite ("Jeremy Parish Mark III with FM Sound Unit") wrote:

Nintendo’s in big trouble with this new Steam handheld. We’ve seen time and again how devastatingly effective going up against their portable systems with a more powerful, more expensive device is

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:

@ninaturner ("Nina Turner") wrote:

Stop asking how we’re going to pay for it and start asking how we can afford not to.

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@WorkingFamilies ("Working Families Party 🐺") wrote:

The climate crisis is already here.

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@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:

@NanoPierogi ("Nat") wrote:

I downloaded this shark tracker and I’m obsessed.

You can even comment on the sharks and the comments have me CRYING

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

I’m trying to convince @mikeduncan of an admittedly terrible idea to let me turn this into an encore track from Napoleon’s perspective cuz you don’t
have
to live in the Directory https://open.spotify.com/track/4mcZYzoGwPRDdhWVlygiHf?si=X7x_mnRqTpyyk55IVYFQIQ&dl_branch=1

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@mikeduncan ("Mike Duncan") wrote:

No YOU spent Bastille Day in a basement studio rehearsing with @attackerman the 23 minute punk rock opera you wrote about the French Revolution...

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@mspowahs ("Ada Powers") wrote:

babe are u ok. you haven’t even touched ur Q2 KPIs

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@zuza_real ("atrophy wife 🎀") wrote:

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@0x26d ("caitlin") wrote:

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

“Black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the church.” @kennedyddoftx L M A O

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@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:

@PoorlyAgedStuff ("Poorly Aged Things") wrote:

@robbinspaul ("Paul Robbins") wrote:

Disc golf, windmill mini golf, black light mini golf, Caddyshack

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@larrygayvid ("Calvin Seabrooks") wrote:

Jesus joins CrossFit

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@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") wrote:

Elon Musk’s obsession with Dogecoin and Jack Dorsey’s obsession with Bitcoin despite the obvious deficiencies of both just goes to show that billionaires have really bad opinions about cryptocurrency

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:

I’ve never seen Gudetama do fleets until today, and clearly they’re eager to make up for lost time

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@cpfokken ("Christopher Fokken") replied to a tweet by cpfokken:

@meakoopa

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

Got a sneak peek at @openlabbott and @kc8apf's upcoming #DEFCON 29 talk; their tale of discovering a vulnerability in the NXP LPC55S69 makes a compelling case for open firmware -- and should be considered required viewing for anyone endeavoring to make secure hardware!

@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") retweeted:

@cyounessi1 ("cyrus.ismoney.eth 🦇🔊") wrote:

Still processing that a centralized corporation run by a btc maximalist is building a centralized version of Ethereum and all the bitcoiners are rejoicing as if they wanted smart contracts and DeFi all along. In any case, what chance does this have over Liquid?

@alyankovic ("Al Yankovic") wrote:

Throwback Thursday (is that still a thing?): This is me removing my bald cap after a long day shooting the “Gump” music video. 📸: @TheGreatBermuda, 1996

@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") replied to a tweet by bascule:

Next time you see an PoW charlatan shill Captain Planet villain hocking this nonsense and contributing to global warming, can you tell them “Bitmain ASICs aren’t decentralized!” for me? Thanks.