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@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by alicegoldfuss:

ME: checkout this branch
GIT: in detached head mode
ME: why...would you do that
GIT: *presses knife to my throat*

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by alicegoldfuss:

moving from SRE to SWE means my coworkers handle git like master craftsmen and I'm like "merge conflict, guess I'll die"

@bryansafi ("Bryan Safi") wrote:

Let's get spooorttty!!!!

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@reneflores ("Rene Flores") wrote:

@markmcconville have you listened to this week's @attitudespod ? @bryansafi and @gibblertron show off their sports knowledge while talking abut a #mascotnews adjacent story. It involves a particularly awkward #NHL #mascot 🥅🏒🐯

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

ME: time to do an easy thing that I have done many times before
GIT: *screams*

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@pandanflavor ("pandan") wrote:

t4t angel of your dreams 🍓 #lanajaybeach

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@layoric ("Darren Reid") replied to a tweet by zkat__:

@zkat__

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@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

We teach our bottoms to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to bottoms, you can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful. Otherwise, you would threaten the top.

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@monterohiII ("nana 🔪") wrote:

ur a bottom u have no say in anything https://twitter.com/lilnasx/status/1418356956285317124

@joshbloch ("Joshua Bloch") replied to a tweet by joshbloch:

Horribly broken Pixel phone. Sorry.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

it’s ok to just say the song is good sometimes guys lmao

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@mikey_henshaw ("Mikey.Henshaw") wrote:

Lil Nas X is nutting in my ear with “Industry Baby” 😩😩

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:

Opinion | Dying to meet you
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/07/22/dying-meet-you/?tid=ss_tw

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@michelle_mcolon ("Michelle") wrote:

Gracias @moisturizednerd por compartir mi video. Luchando cada día por crear espacios de visibilidad no sólo de la cultura, pero también de Loíza como modelo de gestión ciudadana.

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@moisturizednerd ("su 🇵🇷") wrote:

MISS LOÍZA

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@VeryBadLlama ("Janel Comeau") wrote:

nasa employee: oh hey jeff you’re back early

jeff bezos: moon’s unionized

nasa employee: what?

jeff bezos: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon’s unionized

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@sadlesbiantrash ("out of context GL") wrote:

How Do We Relationship?

@Extrawurst ("Stephan Dilly") retweeted:

@NieDzejkob ("NieDżejkob") wrote:

Sooo, rustc is a SAT solver, by accident. And it doesn't do that well. https://niedzejkob.p4.team/rust-np/

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:

@THECITYNY ("THE CITY") wrote:

1/ Hey, rent-stabilized tenants! Make sure you know your rights when renewing your lease this year because the rules for raising the rent are a little more complicated than usual.

Here’s the deal:

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@bocxtop ("first-mate prance") wrote:

deff getting worried about all these covid variants, if college taught me anything once u start seeing greek letters everywhere u need to run

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@RepJimmyGomez ("Rep. Jimmy Gomez") wrote:

Literally all of us.

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@Acyn wrote:

Ronny Jackson: I think you as a press have a responsibility to ask questions of the Democrats as well. How many of the Democrats are willing to say whether or not they’ve been vaccinated?

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@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") wrote:

"The chief medical officer at the Univ. of Kansas Health System used blunt language to describe problems confronting hospitals across the metro, which boil down to too many patients and too few beds:

'We are past the tipping point. We are in trouble'."
https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article252958273.html#storylink=cpy

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@jntrnr ("JT") wrote:

We're going live!

http://twitch.tv/jntrnr

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@jntrnr ("JT") wrote:

My next interview will be with @wendyabc - Thurs @ 4:15pm Pacific. Wendy is an accessibility expert, a co-author of Universal Design with O'Reilly, and Principal Accessibility Architect at Microsoft combining AI and accessibility.

https://everytimezone.com/?t=60a84980,573

https://www.twitch.tv/jntrnr

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by meakoopa:

I have been running for two months and I can honestly say the only improvement in my life of any kind is that I can run farther than I could before

scam of scams

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by zkat__:

big "spend your money on my early-stage startup, you'll be able to pay rent once they hit the big time" energy

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by zkat__:

like you either have to be incredibly out of touch with reality (surely not? SURELY), or you have to be a pretty hardcore grifter to try and throw fuel into the flames of all this "yes give us our money and you, too, can get rich like those bitcoin people" nonsense.

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

it's an interesting exercise to imagine what might encourage someone one might otherwise assume to be quite intelligent to tweet stuff like this in the face of widespread poverty, people barely able to meet rent, and jumping on (and losing to) pyramid schemes (BTC/NFTs/Robinhood)

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@businessbarista ("Alex Lieberman ☕️") wrote:

Every single American will be an angel investor 10 years from now.

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

Was just talking with @mikeduncan about how Nelly is a Yankee-killer of the Dredgar Martinez variety.

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@MLB wrote:

Tampa Bay adds a big bat to the lineup. 👀

Rays acquire DH Nelson Cruz from Twins in 4-player deal. https://atmlb.com/3hX89o8

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:

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@meyoco_ ("meyo 🌸 ALL STORES OPEN") wrote:

A quick drink 🌙✨

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@SlimiHendrix ("Trey Smith") wrote:

outside touching grass. this boring af. i see why yall love fighting about stupid shit all day instead

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@Zlanier21 ("Zaire") wrote:

This excerpt about Black women working at Activision is going to haunt me.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") retweeted:

@ChartLilNasX ("Lil Nas X Charts 👶🏻") wrote:

iTunes Saudi Arabia

#1. “SUN GOES DOWN” — (+11) *New Peak*

https://music.apple.com/us/album/sun-goes-down/1567410554?i=1567410789

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@k_arasum_i ("神虫からすみ🐝オオスカシバの人") wrote:

オムナイトがいっぱい

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