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@rob_hawkins ("The Rob Identity") wrote:

Just gonna sit down for 5 minutes and judge Olympians while I eat Pringles.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

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@tariqnasheed ("Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸") wrote:

White corporate music execs are going to eventually produce a music video with Lil Nas X having sex with dudes on a slave plantation.

Just watch.

#BuckBreaking

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:

@FroyoTam ("Froyo Tam 🇵🇸 no olympics") wrote:

Today's eBay find:

QuickTime letterman jacket

@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") replied to a tweet by joelle_emerson:

I was gifted a pregnancy nutrition book and it's hilarious because it recommends literally only things that would make me completely nauseous - broccoli? lentils? LIVER are you kidding me?

@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") wrote:

I wish pregnancy nutrition guidance considered what pregnant people actually want to eat. Like, 1st trimester: You need calcium: add mac & cheese to your diet or have a slice of cheesecake. 2nd trimester: You need protein. Try throwing some meat or beans on your nachos.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

lemme explain

lil nas = gay
so he wit boy

jack harlow = straight
so he wit girl

got it??

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@tariqnasheed ("Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸") wrote:

White corporate music execs funded a music video with Lil Nas X, where a bunch of Black men are in prison twerking. And the lone white man, Jack Harlow is sexually involved with a FEMALE guard. But all the Black men are sexually engaging with each other.

This is progress?

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

Whatever it takes, I guess.

https://www.joemygod.com/2021/07/az-family-changes-mind-about-vax-after-mother-dies/

@kennyog wrote:

Can anyone else see what all these new faculty have in common?

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@RiceCompSci ("Rice Computer Science") wrote:

Rice CS is proud to welcome six new faculty members, including experts in #artificialintelligence, #machinelearning, computational biology, and ethics in computing. https://bit.ly/3eFm4Np

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Trickle-down economics has been a complete failure, pure and simple. We build an economy that works for everyone by building it from the bottom up.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-says-hes-tired-trickle-151633772.html

@kennyog wrote:

I mean I’m sure all these dudes are very deserving of the award and all. And maybe there was a separate category for “women making pioneering contributions to SMT” they’ve just not got around to announcing yet?

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@kennyog wrote:

Helluva lot of dudes winning CAV awards. 😳😨 https://twitter.com/vardi/status/1418940537911103493

@bascule ("Tony “Abolish ICE” Arcieri 🦀") retweeted:

@Scott_Wiener ("Senator Scott Wiener") wrote:

Enough.

When people refuse the vaccine, absent medical reason, they’re harming the entire community.

This isn’t about personal choice. It’s about getting serious about ending the pandemic.

We need much stronger measures to ensure everyone is vaccinated. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/07/23/anger-targets-vaccine-holdouts-delta-surge/

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

@kennyog wrote:

Helluva lot of dudes winning CAV awards. 😳😨

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@vardi ("Moshe Vardi") wrote:

Congratulations to the recipients of the 2021 CAV Award

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by 33mhz:

This is what most of the grindr chat screencaps that get posted on here sound like

@bahamat ("Brian Bennett 💉💉🎉") retweeted:

@MsLaToshaBrown ("LaTosha Brown") wrote:

Why would MORE people participate if it’s harder to vote? This ain’t about how hard we work to turn out the vote this is about fundamental democratic rights.

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@dccc wrote:

Chair @spmaloney: “We’re confident that if more people participate, we’ll do just fine. That’s because we’re a party of ideas.”

Unlike the GOP, Dems don't need to undermine democracy to win. We’re delivering results - and relief - for American families. https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/politics/2021/07/23/dccc-chair-maloney-weighs-in-on-2022--voting-law-changes

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

yes manipulation is real. agendas are real. i just simply don’t believe me in a fictional prison with twerking men could lead to a heterosexual man deciding to suck dick.

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@bornstar82 ("Trevadadeva") replied to a tweet by LilNasX:

@LilNasX People are easily manipulated. You know that. Agendas are real. You also know that.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

WE GOT 2 IN THE TOP 10
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:

@mattduss ("Matt Duss") wrote:

This is what orienting US foreign policy around US-China conflict looks like.

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@patriottakes ("PatriotTakes 🇺🇸") wrote:

Marjorie Taylor Greene talks about what she would do to the CCP if she was in charge.

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@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") retweeted:

@talkofthecharts ("Talk of the Charts") wrote:

"Industry Baby" by @LilNasX ft. @jackharlow debuts at #2 on the daily US Spotify chart with 2,180,169 streams, the top new entry.

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

all jokes aside the idea of a gay agenda doesn’t make sense. if someone influences you to suck cock you probably already wanted to suck cock.

@kennyog wrote:

Patient all-aboard, no hanging around. #SwissEfficiency #AirAmbulance 🇨🇭

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@djco ("Dirkjan Ochtman") wrote:

If I wanted to investigate a scam involving an email that I deleted from my GMail account’s Trash, are there any other options than begging support through https://support.google.com/mail/workflow/9317561?

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") wrote:

@rob_hawkins ("The Rob Identity") retweeted:

@iwangriffiths_ ("Iwan Griffiths") wrote:

Almost half a million plays of Monster on Spotify last September-November. Got paid £43. Takes the piss.

@kate_Iit ("kate") wrote:

my mum has a mirror this big which she used to cart around church halls to teach pilates and after she dropped it on her foot and broke a bone she gave it to my BROTHER. a crime was committed that day!!

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@3dLooks ("🦚") wrote:

I need a mirror this big

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") retweeted:

@nasaratis444 ("INDUSTRY BABY OUT!!!!") wrote:

Industry Baby isn’t just a song, it’s an artistic reconstitution, the breeze you respire, it’s a motive for existence, a departure from this atrocious cosmos, an embosom from a cherished one, it’s a moment for history books, a body of finest craftsmanship

@LilNasX ("nope 👶🏾") retweeted:

@Lnugelo_n ("lungelo.") wrote:

me the whole day today:

#IndustryBaby

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@zilmer ("Priidu Zilmer") wrote:

Tüüpiline. Töllil kärss viltu, tubli eesti naine Tiiu teeb jälle töö ära.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@Leftovers_Movie ("Melissa Turkington") wrote:

Bought a used Charles Bukowski book and the best part are the notes in the margins from a woman who clearly was having none of this shit.