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@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@MayaIsLoading ("Mᴀʏᴀ") wrote:

You'll pay for this, Schrödinger!

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") retweeted:

@VP ("Vice President Kamala Harris") wrote:

The Delta variant is spreading. You have the power to stop it. Get vaccinated.

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") wrote:

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@steveklabnik retweeted:

@aweary ("Brandon Dail") replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

@steveklabnik @AltTxtReminder You can also use this extension to prevent yourself from tweeting images without alt text!

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@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@S___Elliott wrote:

From a friend: "It started out as a virus and mutated into an IQ test."

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@cryyanni ("cry🌙") wrote:

i'm glad to exist in this universe with you🌙

@gcouprie ("Geoffroy Couprie") retweeted:

@stampycode ("Tīm") replied to a tweet by @gcouprie:

@gcouprie If it's also always the same bit, I'll bet that bit gets a disproportionate amount of use, wonder if we should wear-optimise with some bit placement entropy? 😬

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@PostOpinions ("Washington Post Opinions") wrote:

Check out this week's editorial cartoons from @anntelnaes: https://wapo.st/3zVJFlw

@timminchin ("Tim Minchin") wrote:

My gorgeous friend @dannywallace and @Phil_Hilton have this podcast called Manatomy, about what it is to be a chap, really, I suppose, so if you want to hear me in full Too Much Information mode, do have a listen.

#Manatomy
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/tim-minchin-i-cant-wait-to-dive-into-the-penis/id1574465266?i=1000530224906

@teller ("Siim Teller") wrote:

TIL: In some children 4-6 years of age, the energy consumption of the brain reaches 60% of the energy available to the body!

It's 20% for adults.

https://bdtechtalks.com/2021/07/29/artificial-intelligence-vs-neurophysiology/

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

Please don't tell me the dev eats babies

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@unormal ("🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮") wrote:

almost there; couple more weeks and it'll be ready to roll

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

It's fun and you should try it

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

Oh no I stayed up way too late playing @songsofsyx 😅

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

every night I think of shit like this and you are only spared because I don't have twitter on my phone

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

Jack making Hannibal watch Manimal and eagerly glancing over every 15 seconds while eating caviar with the wrong spoon

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

WILL: we need to talk about Hannibal
JACK: yes
WILL: he's extremely hot
JACK: I call dibs

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

*Special Agent Jack Crawford on the case*
JACK: your name is so odd
JACK: you know what it rhymes with
HANNIBAL: yes
JACK: manimal lmao

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

*Special Agent Jack Crawford hires an interior decorator*
JACK: can't believe we haven't caught this sexual predator
DECORATOR: hi my name is Ron the Rapist
DECORATOR: I chose it myself
JACK:
JACK:
JACK: lets look at swatches

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

*Special Agent Jack Crawford goes to the spa*
JACK: I'm stressed because I'm hunting a serial killer who has sex with corpses
SPA GUY: hi my name is Nick
SPA GUY: short for Nickrophile
JACK:
JACK:
JACK: can you start with my shoulders?

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

Punishing the poor

"Steinberg also pointed out the proposed limitations wouldn't apply to the for-profit bail bond industry...a low-income person charged with a violent offense couldn't go to a charitable organization to bail them out, but they could still go to a bail bondsman"

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@NPR wrote:

Texas Republicans are considering a measure that would limit charitable bail funds by restricting who they're allowed to help.
https://n.pr/3rMJpCu

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@theserfstv ("The Serfs") wrote:

Holy fucking shit

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@_SJPeace_ ("StanceGrounded") wrote:

TURKEY IS BURNING

There are 23 different wildfires across the country!

The planet is screaming CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL 😫

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@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

They've been lusting for an excuse for at least 25 years, and you can see it reflected in the GOP response to January 6th.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/565610-47-percent-of-republicans-say-time-will-come-to-take-the-law

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@biggestjoel ("Big Joel") wrote:

a lot of ppl seem confused that conservatives are more approving of their leaders than twitter lefties are of dems. i can tell u why tho, conservatives get a lot of what they want when their guys are in charge. we dont. this isn't to make some big "elecotralism bad" claim, but ye

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@captainpink0 ("ℙ𝕀ℕ𝕂𝕆 🐬👽☀︎︎") replied to a tweet by @captainpink0:

The vast majority of jobs are easy and can be learned on the job but the hiring landscape, especially for any sort of job that offers a decent wage, is gated behind so much bullshit.

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:

"Poot" is just a nickname. It's short for Peut Être Lovato

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:

A modern classic
it needs a criterion blu

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@BlackYoshiFGC ("(BLM) 7C | Black Yoshi") wrote:

Im on like FULL FAGGOT RIGHT NOW #MENAT
#WhosJuri?
#IDontKnowHer

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@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:

I wonder how much of my hating being sweaty is rooted in growing up poor enough in East Texas that AC was hit or miss. On a related note, this hospital was clearly not designed for 90+F weather.

@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:

@MinovskyArticle ("Minovsky") wrote:

We need to talk about Michael

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

*shooing grant morrison away from my donut shop with a broom*

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@pseud_posting ("🟡") wrote: