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@rob_hawkins ("Bat Vulture") wrote:

A sleepy @Keldo is asking me a series of "would you rathers" that all boil down to "would you rather be embarrassed or maimed"

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@wongmjane ("Jane "Not A Twïtter Employee" Manchun Wong") wrote:

i’m sorry

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@CheriJacobus ("Cheri Jacobus") wrote:

By not arresting Bannon, Garland is signalling to others who were subpeonead by Congress that it's ok to ignore the subpoeanas. He's got your back. He's doing nothing and he's knee-capping the Jan 6th committee until the GOP takes the House next year and shuts down the committee

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

Last week or so I set one of my Linux server's locale to German while testing we don't assume C/EN anywhere but forgot to set it back.

Now whenever I screw something up...

Kommando nicht gefunden!
Datei oder Verzeichnis nicht gefunden!
DAS IST KEIN GIT-BEFEHL!

I kinda like it.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:

Hee hee

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@mammoetglobal ("Mammoet") wrote:

Mammoet’s new WTA lifting system allows theoretically infinite onshore wind hub heights and paves the way towards emissions-free turbine erection.

Read more: https://mmoet.me/3lVfI0G

#Mammoet #EnergyTransition #OnshoreWind

@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") wrote:

Forbidden love

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

Our Build Back Better Framework will make a generational investment in our country’s future.

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@SheJStaz ("Staz Trudeaux") wrote:

#MISSING

Jennifer Laura Johnson aka ‘Jenna’

Last seen Tues Oct 26, Queen W Toronto wearing black t-shirt
Call Toronto Police Services 416-808-5504 with info

Jenna is a loved mother, sister, daughter, wife, friend & family member. Family can be reached @ 416-818-6246
#MMIW

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

This looks like the summer camp skit with someone else's arms through your armpits -- and I found myself waiting for him to try to eat a banana or whatever...

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@therecount ("The Recount") wrote:

“I am proud to announce that, starting today, our company is now Meta.”

— CEO Mark Zuckerberg announces Facebook’s new name.

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@bnacker ("Ben Acker") wrote:

“That ought to do it.” - Mark Zuckerburg

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

why are klingons so offended by bad kerning

@33mhz ("Quatermass and the Pit Pig") retweeted:

@NintenDaan ("Daan Koopman") wrote:

Enjoy the nightmare. #Nintendo64 #NintendoSwitchOnline #NintendoSwitch

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@imillhiser ("Ian Millhiser") wrote:

I would like a large pizza with mushrooms. I voted for a party that, I thought, would give me a large pizza with mushrooms. Instead, they are giving me a medium cheese pizza. That's disappointing.

Meanwhile, the other party wants to feed me arsenic and nails.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MollyJongFast ("Molly Jong-Fast") wrote:

The smartest lie conservatives ever told was that the media was liberal. It did two things it made the media more conservative as a way of compensating and it made the reading public more skeptical of the media.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:

Some words of advice for owners of skeletons. I mean, it's just good advice in general. https://jwz.org/b/yjsW

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@briantylercohen ("Brian Tyler Cohen") wrote:

Republicans: WE WILL NOT BE CENSORED!

Also Republicans: Instead of saying "fuck Joe Biden," let's just self-censor and use the far less offensive "let's go Brandon."

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Here’s one way giant corporations give themselves a leg up over small businesses: they use armies of lobbyists and accountants to get out of paying taxes. But our plan would make sure billion-dollar corporations pitch in to keep our country running: https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2021/10/26/warren-king-wyden-corporate-tax-biden

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

wow spoilers

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@kidhottakes ("teen hero discourse bot") wrote:

Anthony Oliveira plans to retcon Teddy Altman as gay

@jesus ("Sus") wrote:

Trimming the first two letters from my name. Y’all can now refer to me as Sus

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:

i'm vaguely amazed that i lasted five years at oracle. tbh i probably should have made plans to leave when sparta was memory-holed and replaced with oci. so it goes.

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

omg omg omg

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@AnaMardoll ("Ana Mardoll") wrote:

Speaking as a trans person, I hope they understand that we won't be allowing them to change their name in the system, due to our Real Name policy.

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@verge ("The Verge") wrote:

Breaking: Facebook’s new name will be Meta https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/28/22745234/facebook-new-name-meta-metaverse-zuckerberg-rebrand?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

what does meta stand for

@zilmer ("Priidu Zilmer") retweeted:

@rr ("Randy Reddig") replied to a tweet by @b6n:

@b6n @buzz Unlike the metaverse, The Juvet is real https://juvet.com/en/

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

I just saw an open PR to our corp repo that involves a Dockerfile with Wine and Mono to build MSIs with Wix with custom registry and DLL overrides and once again let me say how happy I am that @dblohm7 is dealing with all that. 🤯😅

@arbarrro ("nikvo") wrote:

prizorgi miajn emociojn kaj mensan sanstaton en la laborejo ĉiam estas multe pli malfacile ol la laboro mem

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

By investing in child care, lowering health care costs, and cutting taxes for the middle class, the Build Back Better Framework is an investment in America’s future.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

vrchat

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

imagine if I was trying to avoid something actually triggering or harmful

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

excellent muting functionality you got there, twitter