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@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

The number of physical altercations on Wife Swap would surprise you!

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") wrote:

I have known for quite a while that, as an engineer, I like finding elegant (if not perfect) algorithms and structures and working under challenging technical constraints. These things are probably related.

Maybe my next job should involve more of those things, though.

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@gemma_chan ("Gemma Chan") wrote:

Some more bts #eternals

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@ddale8 ("Daniel Dale") wrote:

This video is actually a short film, a scripted shoot with actors (https://m.imdb.com/title/tt15869714/?ref_=m_ttfc_tt, [https://www.instagram.com/p/CViWsbpMX91/).][5] But it has *tens of millions* of views...one TikTok post has 35M views! A Facebook post has 24M! ...and a ton of viewers think it's legit.

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[@DoctorOntario][6] ("OntarioDoctor") [wrote][7]:

Unmasked Karen demands the attendant move an ‘unvaxxed’ man in the seat next to hers because she 'doesn't want to breathe his oxygen'.

The LEGENDARY pilot comes in and tells her his flight DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE and tells her to leave the plane.

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[5]: https://www.instagram.com/p/CViWsbpMX91/). [6]: https://twitter.com/DoctorOntario [7]: https://twitter.com/DoctorOntario/status/1455891111709483011 [8]: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1455891039277961218/pu/vid/464x848/xkiFO9bHMfioua84.mp4?tag=12

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

bank of america deez nuts

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@joffeorama ("Michaela Joffe") wrote:

To all the worst posters here: I'm sorry that the guy whose website permanently broke all your brains sometime between high school and junior year of college died.
To all the best posters here: I'm sorry that the guy whose website permanently broke all your brains sometime betwee

@33mhz ("Quatermass and the Pit Pig") retweeted:

@vg_history ("weirdo") wrote:

break street, commodore 64 (1984) https://www.mobygames.com/game/c64/break-street/cover-art/gameCoverId,292607/

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@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:

Loving Kyle Rittenhouse is the new loving George Zimmerman.

It’s the same ppl who still don’t mind a confederate flag, or racist lies abt Obama’s birth.

And they don’t want white kids taught abt racism, even as black kids experience racism.

And they all claim to be Christian.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@Molly_Kats ("Molly") wrote:

there’s better acting in porn

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@cathyrusson ("Cathy Russon") wrote:

#KyleRittenhouse - As Rittenhouse begins to describe Rosenbaum running toward him, he breaks down on the stand. The judge had to call for a 10 min break. @LawCrimeNetwork

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@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:

This week Young Sheldon develops an alarming thyroid condition while asking the student council to track down whoever stole his thermos

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@ZackBornstein ("Zack Bornstein") wrote:

Crisis actor

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@howtojohnwilson ("How To with John Wilson") wrote:

A lot of people thought that we wouldn't be able to make another season of the show...but...we did. #HowTowithJohnWilson returns November 26 on @HBOMax.

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@anildash ("Anil Dash") wrote:

It’s just legalizing vigilante murder by white supremacists.

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@areidross ("Alexander Reid Ross") wrote:

It's worth noting that we're already seeing the Rittenhouse defense used by mass shooters and potential mass shooters. Fascist supporters of the Idaho mall shooter say it was only after he was confronted by security for strolling around with his gun that he started to kill.

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:

@baphometadata ("Dad Shoggoth👀👀") wrote:

Shout out to all my former goon dude friends that are strong beautiful ladies that don't take no shit now.

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@BlueSpaceCanary ("protected concerted activity enthusiast") wrote:

History is overdetermined, it's reductive to blame the current state of the world on chan culture, etc. However,

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@synoisia ("Shirts Cobain") wrote:

Lowtax banning hentai on the SA forums was a real assassination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand moment and understanding this will haunt me forever.

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

that is so fuckin cool

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@GretaThunberg ("Greta Thunberg") wrote:

We are filing a legal petition to the UN secretary-general urging him to declare the climate crisis a global level 3 emergency – the UN’s highest category.
#FaceTheClimateEmergency
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/nov/10/youth-activists-petition-un-to-declare-systemwide-climate-emergency?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_gu&utm_medium&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1636528594

@steveklabnik wrote:

i like... legit cried at this, sorry Oliver Hawkins

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@MikeHommey ("glandium") replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

@steveklabnik In case you missed it, she went on stage with Foo Fighters recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyvwLAPNfXY

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@deadeyebrakeman ("kylie brakeman") wrote:

6 year old divorcee is back and single again

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@33mhz ("Quatermass and the Pit Pig") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:

This might be the perfect capsule summary of that site/era's irony poisoned aesthetic

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZBQW2gE0Ew

@steveklabnik wrote:

since im tweeting about music tonight i can't forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RVjSlvTI5o

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

i never did buy those tickets

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@steveklabnik wrote:

should i buy limp bizkit tickets

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

"and if you interact, your life is on contract"

@steveklabnik wrote:

every time i see "dni" i hear fred durst in "break stuff" tbh

@xkcdComic ("XKCD Comic") wrote:

TTSLTSWBD https://xkcd.com/2540/ https://m.xkcd.com/2540/

@steveklabnik wrote:

https://youtu.be/DzRAZ1uS-Ao anyway youtube rabbit holes are real

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

This haunted house was in my hometown!

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Friday! https://ffm.to/hellohellotm

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@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

he's two years younger than me so i may never even see the day