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@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") wrote:

say "wooo! money!" then take a nap

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@caytlyn_brooke ("Caytlyn Brooke") wrote:

Question:

If you know a friend bought your book and read your book, but then never posts a review or reaches out to say they finished it, what do you do?

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

also my goodness that cover

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") wrote:

finally got to read this charming story in @clarkesworld that my timeline has been raving about https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/towey_11_21/

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:

i haven’t gone on a proper, meaningful, emotionally invested date since early 2018 — and despite being on strong footing these days, idk is why im still terrified of opening myself up to anyone — wtf does this mean?

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

If you have ever said “Take a picture of me reading the Bible,” you have not read the Bible.

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@mtgreenee ("Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸") wrote:

My daily bread..

It took years for me to read this book, but that time was the greatest investment I’ve ever made.

It led me to Him. ❤️

@bcrypt ("yan") retweeted:

@GossiTheDog ("Kevin Beaumont") wrote:

FBI email infrastructure has been compromised and is being used to send fake emails about fake cyberattacks to system admins right now.

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@spamhaus wrote:

We have been made aware of "scary" emails sent in the last few hours that purport to come from the FBI/DHS. While the emails are indeed being sent from infrastructure that is owned by the FBI/DHS (the LEEP portal), our research shows that these emails *are* fake.

@gcouprie ("Geoffroy Couprie") wrote:

About to run a 10km. After 3 years without running (started again in October). Was this really a good idea

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

“may I BIMunize you?!?” Tonight THE APPLE comes to the @RevueCinema ! See you all for the disco apocalypse!

@vv1lder ("emily wilder") wrote:

*puts “self-starter” on resume*
*has to self start*

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

Short answer: "moderate", independently wealthy Democrats (like Joe Manchin). We can't make the ultra wealthy pay their fair share while the very wealthy are the ones making the laws.

They can't risk people seeing how effective wealth redistribution is.

https://www.npr.org/2021/11/13/1054711913/progressives-wealth-tax-super-rich-elon-musk-jeff-bezos

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

My new video! Hello Hello (Official Music Video) https://youtu.be/W2MMdbp8wgw via @YouTube

@michaloleszczyk ("Michal Oleszczyk") wrote:

A beautiful, tender review of Rebecca Hall's PASSING is now up at @ebertvoices . Who wrote it? The great @odienator , of course: https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/passing-movie-review-2021

@rustlang ("Rust Language") retweeted:

@Luminoth82 ("Shane Lillie") wrote:

@rustlang I keep running into these core errors with derive macro crates (Derivative gives essentially the same errors as strum here) and I can't find any evidence of it happening to anyone else. Is my rust install broken or is there some magic I'm forgetting to add?

@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") wrote:

racist Colin Robinson presiding

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@Guinz ("Amanda Guinzburg") wrote:

Jesus Christ on a triscuit.

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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

Oh and you can join up & watch literally ~hours~ of bonus vids over here: https://www.patreon.com/mattbaume

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@BriannaWu ("Brianna Wu") wrote:

Literally, the more you voted for Trump, the more you’re making bad decisions that lead to your own death and the death of others.

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@charles_gaba ("Charles #GetCovered-ba 🩺") wrote:

America 2021 in one image.

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:

so i have a habit of speaking every single thought opinion fact or interesting idea to any person within earshot in an endless stream of consciousness, without noticing it, and it can go on for literally hours and hours and hours with periodic breaks so they can say something too

@steveklabnik wrote:

Buying a zillion takeout containers in multiple sizes is like, somehow even better than I imagined

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@quarkslab wrote:

👏Our researchers @DamianoMelotti @max_r_b @doegox just finished their talk about reversing Google's Titan-M chip.
Partial chip pinout, Ghidra loader, an open source API client, a fuzzer, 1st ever code exec exploit, slides & white paper now available here
https://github.com/quarkslab/titanm

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@_dmoser ("Daniel Moser") wrote:

🚇 Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels 👇👇

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@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@phil_lol_ogist ("Stephen Hopkins") wrote:

Get yourself a Christmas wreath that really says "BE NOT AFRAID"

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

was bruno mars born on mars

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:

i just wanna vibe

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

Stuck with YouTube in my browser I guess

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

lol universal links in iOS just plain don’t work.

Damn, y’all live like this?

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

And you can join the Jellicle Ball with your talent on our open stage: Drag! Burlesque! Singing! Tap-dancing! Puppetry! Whatever!

Just get in touch with me to claim one of our performance slots during the number of your choosing! DM me and let me know!!

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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Got a fun bonus video for patrons dropping tomorrow

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

TORONTO! OMG!!! The disaster piece of nine lifetimes is BACK!

This holiday season, by OVERWHELMING POPULAR DEMAND, the Dumpster Raccoon JELLICLE BALL returns to the @RevueCinema !!

See CATS as it was meant to be seen - at our SING-A-LONG OPEN STAGE! https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/dumpster-raccoon-cinema-cats-sing-a-long-tickets-207902180017

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@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@aravosis ("John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

Who’s going to tell @mobrooks @repmobrooks that he just came out as a gay Republican? This merch is freaking hilarious! Cc: @fakedansavage

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@RonFilipkowski ("Ron Filipkowski") wrote:

‘MAGA Mo’ Brooks wants to make is abundantly clear, in case anyone had any doubt, that his lips are firmly and permanently attached to Trump’s ass.

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@lingerie_addict ("Cora Harrington") wrote:

When my 7th grade teacher asked, after seeing me eat a piece of candy, if I brought enough for the whole class and I triumphantly pulled two bags out of my backpack because I’d anticipated this exact question.

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@LilahSturges ("Lilah Sturges") wrote:

What’s a story that encapsulates who you were as a young person?

When I was 14, I decided to run for class president. The first line of my campaign speech was: “As you all know, I am a genius.” I received exactly one vote, my own.