@ChuckTingle ("Chuck Tingle") wrote:
comedians complaining about ‘not being able to tell jokes anymore’ is so heckin weird. this is literally your job you cant figure out how to tell a joke without being mean? THIS IS YOUR ONE BIG SKILL it is not a cool guy brag that you cant do it well
@bylgja_babylons ("Bylgjan🐝") wrote:
I’ll be seeing ya’ll at the finals. Ross however can’t make it, he’ll be busy practising crying in Icelandic.
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@RossLeslieComic ("ʀᴏꜱꜱ ʟᴇꜱʟɪᴇ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ") wrote:
Come watch me ABSOLUTELY DESTROY the opposition tomorrow night in Aberdeen to make my 4th consecutive final.
Can't wait to watch @bylgja_babylons cry in Icelandic.
@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") wrote:
Finch on Apple TV+ is very good. That Hanks. He can do the thing. Caleb Landry Jones is also great in it. And the dog. The dog is great too.
And Hanks. Did I mention Hanks is great in it? Because he is. Hanks is great in Finch.
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@karlitaliliana ("Karla Monterroso 💉💉🎉") wrote:
It’s not rocket science.
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FedEx struggled during its latest quarter due to labor shortages.
UPS, which pays its unionized drivers the highest wages in the industry, is maintaining a stable workforce and rising profits https://trib.al/YXnSEee
@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") replied to a tweet by @xychelsea:
@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:
Doing some more street racing tonight !
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
I did some outfit tests for Gideon and Harrow.
#TheLockedTomb #GideonTheNinth #HarrowtheNinth #characterdesign #outfits
@daborsk ("Shawn Borsky") replied to a tweet by @daborsk:
Just swapped over to Zoom for anyone checking it out. https://bit.ly/3HkMDEw
@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:
Our Bipartisan Infrastructure Deal is an unprecedented effort in investing in passenger rail, roads, and bridges, clean energy, and modernizing our ports—all while lowering costs for working families.
@daborsk ("Shawn Borsky") wrote:
Starting soon! https://adplist.org/session/how-to-show-the-value-of-design
@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
I've been very happy trading a large chunk of my social media tech clout for not having my twitter brought up in perf reviews
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@donwinslow ("Don Winslow") wrote:
Donald Trump. Chris Christie.
The active participation of key media now in trying to whitewash Chris Christie's five year worship and active support of Donald Trump is DISTURBING.
@billyeichner ("billy eichner") retweeted:
Stop what you’re doing and watch the latest episode of @Dickinson with @billyeichner who’s hilarious and invigorating as Walt Whitman and a transcendent exploration of putting your body into your poetry. An absolutely brilliant episode!! #Dickinson 🖤
@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
I like my employer and I like not being an unofficial spokesperson even more
@alicegoldfuss ("mechanical turkey") wrote:
impossible to fathom why I don't list my employer anywhere
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@isosteph ("stephanie") wrote:
hey it's the 1 year anniversary of when i got fired for this post! lmao https://twitter.com/isosteph/status/1327137977911357447
Sometimes I think I want to start getting into wine but I think maybe what I really want is to be a wealthy divorced woman who's just too much.
@33mhz ("Quatermass and the Pit Pig") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:
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@PreetBharara ("Preet Bharara") wrote:
Wow look how much Michael Flynn hates America
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@RonFilipkowski ("Ron Filipkowski") wrote:
Michael Flynn tonight: “If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one religion. One nation under God, and one religion under God.”
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@punishedpants ("hottiepants") wrote:
uhh
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
#COP26
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@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Opinion | Ignoring the alarm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/11/13/ignoring-alarm/?tid=ss_tw
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:
Biofuels by definition only emit as much CO2 as they removed from the atmosphere to begin with.
They’re one of the only practical options other than something like green hydrogen for powering container ships.
Responsibly produced biofuels are an important piece of the puzzle.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Seen a lot of #COP26 reactions latching onto “net zero” as a weasel phrase, and demanding “actual zero”.
That’s a fairly unscientific attitude, and while it can be abused for deception, rejecting all “net zero” solutions cuts out some very important ones like biofuels.
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:
@JKSteinberger ("Prof Julia 🌍🌹🌱 ClimateAction FightFascism 🇵🇸") wrote:
Uh, OPEC is mad, so that's good at least?!?
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@HakonNordhagen ("Håkon Nordhagen") wrote:
#COP26 statement by OPEC:
"The narrative that the energy transition is from oil and other fossil fuels to renewables is misleading and potentially dangerous to a world that will continue to be thirsty for all energy sources."Not surprised.
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Opinion | Ignoring the alarm
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/11/13/ignoring-alarm/?tid=ss_tw
@homophiliapod ("Homophilia Podcast") wrote:
The Doctor Reverend LEGEND @SilkyGanache is here with a list of requirements for potential suitors. Listen to see if you qualify. 🌈 @WorldOfWonder
http://spoti.fi/2Pv7rCW
@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:
@GretaThunberg ("Greta Thunberg") wrote:
Unless we achieve immediate, drastic, unprecedented, annual emission cuts at the source then that means we’re failing when it comes to this climate crisis.
“Small steps in the right direction”, “making some progress” or “winning slowly” equals loosing.
#COP26 #UprootTheSystem
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
Shang-Chi's bus scene reviewed by an SF bus operator! (Unrolled.) Our bus operator discovers his service brake isn't working. He's mashing on the treadle (pedal) and not stopping. That's terrible! And he's wearing earphones. That's terrible. He definitely https://jwz.org/b/yjtV
@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") wrote:
Yes Karun!
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@TheEternals ("Eternals") wrote:
#KarunPatel = the real MVP 🏅🎥
Experience #1 Movie in the 🌎 TWO weeks in a ROW Marvel Studios’ #Eternals only in theaters NOW! Get Tickets: http://Fandango.com/Eternals
@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") retweeted:
@TheEternals ("Eternals") wrote:
It’s SHOWTIME 🎥💥✨ Don’t miss the #1 Movie in the 🌎 TWO weeks in a ROW! 🤯 Experience Marvel Studios’ #Eternals only in theaters NOW! Get Tickets: http://Fandango.com/Eternals
@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") replied to a tweet by @Oatmeal:
My word guessing game is $11.99 right now https://www.explodingkittens.com/products/a-little-wordy?variant=39255994990731










