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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

Kids have recently taken up outer space as an interest. Their knowledge varies.

4yo: "show me a video of a star that's not our sun!"

vs

2yo: "I'm going to go up up up BLAST OFF to outer space!"
me: "which planet are you going to?"
2yo: "CANADA!"

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@drob ("David Robinson") wrote:

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@IanColdwater ("Ian Coldwater 📦💥") wrote:

free @killedbygoogle

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@mattstratton ("matty stratton, charismatic grifter") wrote:

Wtf

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@chellenator ("Chelle (they or she)") wrote:

For those of you who do not speak French: A gender-neutral pronoun just got added to the most authoritative French-language dictionary. :D

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@gersandelf ("Grrsadne 🪶 2591 words") wrote:

ヾ(●ω●)ノ LE PRONOM IEL EST DANS LE ROBERT https://dictionnaire.lerobert.com/definition/iel ლ(◉‿◉ ლ)

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@bocxtop ("first-mate prance") wrote:

@DarcyCarden ("D'Arcy Carden") wrote:

💛 piss mad 💛 #Succession

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@wobster ("Ben") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa Time to rename the group C@ts

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@theavalkyrie ("Stargirl🌠") wrote:

When a crush DMs me

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@mehdirhasan ("Mehdi Hasan") wrote:

Josh Hawley on Axios/HBO, Andrew Sullivan on 60 Minutes, Bari Weiss on CNN... wow, America's anti-conservative 'cancel culture' is out of control!!!!

Lolllllllll.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

Facebook does not want you to join us for our singalong screening of CATS on December 18th and 19th!!!!!

Tickets are nevertheless going FAST!

JOIN US FOR C*TS!! THE FORBIDDEN EVENT!! https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/dumpster-raccoon-cinema-cats-sing-a-long-tickets-207902180017

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

LMAO facebook is such a piece of shit that it is banning us from promoting our open stage singalong screening of CATS because it says we are selling animals…

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@sahilkapur ("Sahil Kapur") wrote:

Per WaPo-ABC poll, Americans

• say 63-32% they support Biden’s $1T infrastructure bill

• say 58-37% they support Biden’s ~$2T climate and economic policy bill

• say 59-38% they’re concerned about Biden doing “too much to increase the size and role of government”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

if you’d like to join us on the open stage you can message me here!

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

TORONTO: The JELLICLE BALL returns!!!

Do you have a talent you want to share with us during our SINGALONG screenings of CATS?? Burlesque? Drag? Puppetry? Tap? Ballet? Some unspeakable horror not yet fathomed??

DM me to book a song slot on our open stage! https://www.facebook.com/events/2344270435704271/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22surface%22%3A%22page%22%7D]%7D

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

LMAO facebook is such a piece of shit that it is banning us from promoting our open stage singalong screening of CATS because it says we are selling animals…

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@coreyreynoldsLA ("Corey🤬Reynolds") wrote:

Southwest Airlines is the Florida of air travel…

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@FrankFigliuzzi1 ("Frank Figliuzzi") wrote:

Symptom of a much larger problem: Southwest Airlines employee hospitalized after passenger punches her in the head, officials say - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2021/11/14/southwest-airline-employee-hospitalized-after-passenger-assault/

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@OctopusCaveman ("octopus/caveman") wrote:

I feel like this skeleton wants to fuck so bad but his pickup lines are just awful

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@CarsonStoke ("Carson Stokebrand") wrote:

@gibblertron @bryansafi The perfect companion piece to “The World’s Most Beautiful Dolls” >>> this vintage “Beautiful Dolls of 1988” calendar that will forever haunt my dreams. @attitudespod

@chaseruyle ("hell dude") wrote:

i fuckin hate elon musk. go make money off blood emeralds or whatever and burn up in re-entry one day. do the world a favor

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@eevee replied to a tweet by @eevee:

Oh? You think web3 is a flop because the porn industry isn't on board? And yet, we still have tens of thousands of people constantly masturbating over it. Checkmate

@33mhz ("Yassified and Ancient") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:

imo it's much tougher at first glance to explain the brief 90s fad for Gregorian Chants, but they do a good job of pointing out how it slotted into the ambient/new age/"relaxation" genres https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/gregorian-chant-album-monks-808107/

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") replied to a tweet by @xychelsea:

@Liv_Agar

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

I guess we’re finding out who would haul ass out west and wreck everything around them during the gold rush and who would have seen it for the horrible mess that it was.

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@worldflood1 ("D.mac") wrote:

Listen to ⁦@DrEricDing⁩ as to what’s happening in Europe with spread of Covid, and what to expect here as well as what we can do!!

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@Suspicio_us ("NothingSuspicio.us") wrote:

It’s that time of year again

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@BatsouElef ("Eleftheria Batsou") wrote:

To my junior devs out there 👇

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@kefimochi ("Cake is Kate. Always has been 💫") wrote:

In case you needed to feel seen today 😳🥲

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@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:

CNN invents entirely new type of coverage for this VP

gosh, what’s different abt her?

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@CNNPolitics ("CNN Politics") wrote:

Inside the frustrating and dysfunctional start to Kamala Harris' vice presidency
https://cnn.it/3DixPUm

@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:

👀👀👀

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@amritxyz ("Amrit Singh 🌻") wrote:

Google grew in spite of using OKRs not because of them. Hands-down the worst management tool. 🗑️

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") wrote:

To all my friends, yes this is how I will die. Remember it. https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd2NFT8w/

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@slime_girlboss ("slime girl (💰arc)") wrote:

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