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@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

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pretty

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@LarryBuhl ("Larry Buhl") wrote:

Santa has read your tweets all year. Many of you will be getting science books.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:

"Server room's haunted."

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@__femb0t ("femb�t") wrote:

um .__.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@showmetheyamz ("yamini nambimadom") wrote:

when i was a kid i didn’t realize that the song “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” meant that daddy was santa claus. i was like “holy shit... mommy’s an adulterer”

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@JadeBarclay ("Jade Barclay 😷🌈♿️MPH MBA") wrote:

These are my people.

Your earth gravity is too much for us. But the salt helps.

#POTS #EDS
#NEISVoid #salt

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@mikeymileos ("Mikey Mileos") wrote:

Imagine there's an alien race that's basically just like us but puts way too much salt on their food, like, way WAY too much. I don't think we'd be able to resolve our differences.

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

The Jewish team announces it has designated Sam for assignment

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@samstein ("Sam Stein") wrote:

Look. I'm a Jew but this shit is good

@33mhz ("SIMD Crawford") wrote:

Maybe it's because I dreamed about watching it instead of actually watching it, but the plot of Pippi Longstocking is a lot more aimless and vibey than I remembered

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@AShihipar ("abdullah s") replied to a tweet by @AShihipar:

Reducing quarantine time for workers who test positive but are asymptomatic if there are staff shortages again is not in the interest of public health but trying to get workers back in the workplace.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@AlanRMacLeod ("Alan MacLeod") wrote:

The New York Times, when we do it vs. when our enemy does exactly the same thing.

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@yaneerbaryam ("Yaneer Bar-Yam") wrote:

UK data: Omicron is as severe as Delta for cases that would be infected by Delta, and infects people who would not be infected by Delta (due to immunity of prior infection or vaccination). Those cases are less severe. By Simpsons paradox Omicron seems less severe, but is more. 1/

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@NightValeRadio ("Night Vale podcast") wrote:

An agile old man will be crawling into your home to judge your children tonight.

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@HarveytheHaint ("pablo naruto") wrote:

Remember last christmas when a guy suicide bombed an AT&T building and leveled like 4 blocks of downtown Nashville and then we all decided not to talk about it too much?

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") retweeted:

@VP ("Vice President Kamala Harris") wrote:

Christmas is a holiday of hope. As we celebrate the birth of Jesus and the joy that he brought to the world—let us remember his message of love and light. On behalf of our family: Merry Christmas!

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@Shen_the_Bird ("shen the bird") wrote:

morpheus: no one's ever done that

me: no one's ever taken the red pill?

morpheus: i meant no one's ever eaten it out of my hand

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

DAUGHTER: *nails me in the crotch with a bounce pass* ha ha, it went in your vagina

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Hello feline friends, friends of felines, I'm going live with a Christmeows miracle over on Twitch http://twitch.tv/mattbaume

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@Rschooley ("Schooley") wrote:

Just can’t wrap my head around a press secretary proudly pinning this now.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@j_b_kennedy ("John Kennedy") wrote:

Here’s the annoying thing. I was perfectly healthy when I caught covid last year. I now have a permanent heart condition because of it.

Which means if I catch covid again and it kills me, people will say, ‘Oh yeah but he had an underlying condition!’

#LongCovid

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

basically going to chat with friends outside until I get too cold, then leave the baked goods and go home

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

my Christmas plans have been pared down significantly but I'm ignoring that and baking for a crowd

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:

To be fair I think there were one or two things we managed to sneak into prouction

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

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bakin a cakin

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

It’s really weird seeing this after being unsuccessful at getting Rust into production at Square circa 2016

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@jack ("jack⚡️") wrote:

rust is a perfect programming language

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@billybinion ("Billy Binion") wrote:

Thread: Four years ago, I was the victim of a violent crime. Before the guy's sentencing, the prosecutor pulled me aside. He could've asked how long I wanted my attacker behind bars. He didn't.

Which was a good thing. Emotional responses should not dictate punishment.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

how does santa visit every planet in one night

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

the only Christmas music I can stand is the LotR soundtrack

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@WholesomeMeme ("WholesomeMemes") wrote:

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:

@VoiceofDaReal ("BumbaCat") wrote:

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Gonna do a little Christmas Eve cat livestream this evening — join me for some meow meow Monster Hunter Generations cat quests at 4:30 pacific: Http://twitch.tv/mattbaume

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

Merry Christmas to all the Christians out there, it’s your day officially