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@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") replied to a tweet by @RikerGoogling:

can santa's sleigh penetrate shields

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

how to keep out santa

@attitudespod ("Attitudes!") wrote:

Merry Christmas to shoes and to all a good night! 👠👠👠👠👠

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@chandeloor ("🔪 nades 🔪 URIANGER STAN") wrote:

still recovering mentally from photoshop thanos snapping all my work on [REDACTED] so i completely pivoted and did this funky nyx

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@Eve6 ("christmas eve6") wrote:

just following up

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@VP ("Vice President Kamala Harris") wrote:

I’m proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic and for 3 months after, because rent and bills are still due during this crisis and people are going hungry. It’s that basic.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@queeredupguy ("Vinny 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

don't forget to leave x-men comics, an unfinished doctoral thesis and some hardcore gay pornography in your baroque-styled dumpsters for Father Canada aka @meakoopa tonight i think something happens on this date

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@rhiannoneshaw ("Rhiannon Shaw") wrote:

I (9M) saw Mommy (40F) kissing Santa Claus (1751M)

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@ZackBornstein ("Zack Bornstein") wrote:

Midsommar / Midwintar

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@odangowitch ("✨🌸Zoe Claire COMMS OPEN🌸✨") wrote:

Mittelfrank
#fe3h
#dorotheaarnault
#FireEmblem

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@dnalounge ("DNA Lounge") wrote:

♬ DNA LOUNGE YULE LOG: 24 HOURS OF FIRE AND MUSIC at DNA Lounge starting now! Vaccinated only. Mask up. https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2021/12-24.html
#dnalounge #dnaloungeyulelog #vaccinatedonly #maskup #sanfrancisco

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@redditFFXIV ("/r/FFXIV") wrote:

"Moments Before Disaster: The EX1 Experience" by Robro_33
https://redd.it/rnzlab

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@JenniferTilly ("Jennifer Tilly") wrote:

Christmas is a time for love. ❤️

@xkcdComic ("XKCD Comic") wrote:

December 25th Launch https://xkcd.com/2559/ https://m.xkcd.com/2559/

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@girlie_mac ("Tomomi Imura 🌺") wrote:

If you're studying Japanese, especially kanji (I know a bunch of you are!), I hope you find this funny & cute 😁

届ける - to deliver

To deliver a Christmas present 🎁 ↓

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@HUMAN_nakamura ("ヒューマン中村") wrote:

クリスマスプレゼントを届ける

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@jelenawoehr ("Yell in a War") replied to a tweet by @jelenawoehr:

It’s been 20,000 Betty Whites since hominids harnessed fire.

40 Bettys since the first human use of fossil fuels.

10 Bettys since coal mining began.

Less than two Bettys since the first commercial oil well.

The last time the planet warmed this fast was 2.5 MILLION Bettys ago.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@jelenawoehr ("Yell in a War") replied to a tweet by @jelenawoehr:

I feel like if we expressed time in units of Betty White we’d be better able to understand the lack of human moral progress.

“Society has not gotten better at implementing public health measures since the 1918 flu pandemic” sounds impossible, but that was only 1.03 Bettys ago.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

15 letters efficient at removing transporter magnetism

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@ResNeXtGuesser ("neural net guesses memes") wrote:

Image prediction: guacamole
Confidence: 99.33%

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@JortsTheCat ("Jorts (and Jean)") replied to a tweet by @JortsTheCat:

Happy Holidays! Santa is not a boss and all workers are entitled to the festivity we create

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@banditelli ("Brett "Unions 2021" Banditelli") wrote:

Just to set the record straight. Santa isn't the boss. He's a fellow union member of the co-op.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:

Bless the moms!

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@SheaSerrano ("Shea Serrano") wrote:

the official person-to-tamale ratio for christmas eve, per The Governing Council Of Mexican Moms

1 person, 12 tamales
2 people, 85 tamales
3 people, 250 tamales
4 people, 1,700 tamales
5 people, 3,640 tamales
6 or more people, 8,500 tamales

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@norino_art ("Norino") wrote:

Starlight Season.🎄
#FFXIV #FFXIVART

@33mhz ("SIMD Crawford") retweeted:

@gifs_bot ("GIFS GALORE") wrote:

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MissLizBowen ("Elizabeth Bowen") wrote:

Ok, how did I get through life so far without ever having heard this moving Christmas classic by @EricIdle ?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7paf0i

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@retronouns ("autogynephagia") wrote:

we should really rename ADHD to something that describes the symptoms rather than something that describes how we burden other people

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") replied to a tweet by @mr_modular:

A number of people not complying - everyone stuck in a 100% capacity flight. Does this have the chance to be a superspreader event for the Rio Grande Valley? Flight attendants all but checked out not checking mask/etc compliance.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Dear @SouthwestAir how long are you going to make us sit here, poorly if at all enforcing the mask mandate - I guess making sure that we all get infected with what everyone else has??

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

*sips tea and turns work phone off*

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@IanColdwater ("Ian Coldwater 📦💥") wrote:

what on earth is going on tonight https://twitter.com/bgpstream/status/1474572816498540553

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Dear @SouthwestAir what on earth is going on with your Houston hobby to Harlingen flight? None of your reps have announced a thing here. Was: 21:10 now 21:56

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:

Spoilers: I sure hope Drummer is the one to kill Marco

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@itsmeishmi ("Ishmi @ Endwalked") wrote:

A Very Merry Christmas and a Superbly Happy Starlight from Dulia and Chai Nuzz! #FFXIV