@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@juliacarriew ("Julia Carrie Wong") wrote:
these babies are the tickle me elmo of 2021
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@juliacarriew ("Julia Carrie Wong") wrote:
these babies are the tickle me elmo of 2021
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") replied to a tweet by @NfNitLoop:
@NfNitLoop *eyes phone, eyes router* lol
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@WmAG_V ("William A Goldsborough") wrote:
This paragraph right here tho! @nhannahjones gave a whole psych eval of America in one paragraph! It's why I'm reading this chapter a 2nd time lol #1619Project
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:
Trixie Transforms into Santa Claus Feat. SFX MUA Kyle Krueger https://youtu.be/GmrxLNziFnM via @YouTube
@katya_zamo ("Katya") wrote:
Merry Christmas
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@ngeidner ("Nick Geidner") wrote:
Woah. My stepfather found his polio vaccination card.
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") retweeted:
@ghweldon ("Glen Weldon") wrote:
CONFLUENCE OF AWESOME ALERT! @samsanders with @DaveHolmes and @mattmcconkey on @homophiliapod. Let the word go forth from this time and place. Great people talking to one another!
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@outcontextyuri ("out of context GL") wrote:
Tamen De Gushi
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:
I got a pile of networking gear to rework the wifi and such in our house, and I can't swap it in until the kids are off their computers playing games with their friends ... so probably 10pm tonight once they're asleep? haha #ninjalikeparentalsysadmin
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
Was just thinking about what I consider ideal urban planning and realized I was basically picturing Whoville
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Like Kerberos Golden Ticket but…
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@NathanBLawrence ("Nathan Lawrence 🌈") wrote:
JSON Web SuperToken https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/1474778719164059650
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@jonathbruns ("Jonathan Brunson") wrote:
Season’s greetings from the Russian army to U.S. recon satellites: “Dick”
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@Bitterstaff ("John Bickerstaff 🏳️🌈") wrote:
There is a non zero amount of times I’ve seen a tweet about people making sacrifices to stay safe for the holidays and my mind has skipped right over covid and gone straight to the occult
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@AndyKimNJ ("Andy Kim") wrote:
Ok I have to share this. My boys just got a telescope for Christmas. I found my oldest now set up in the sunroom birdwatching. Then I saw he has a checklist. Melts my heart.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@Spark898 ("Orbital Drop Shock Ryan") wrote:
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@mikelledstreet ("pronounced My Kell") wrote:
Not the extended cut!!!
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@sheistyler ("GirlTyler") wrote:
I genuinely hope Danita and her team are safe and well. ♥️
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:
@PostOpinions ("Washington Post Opinions") wrote:
The best @AnnTelnaes cartoons of 2021 https://wapo.st/3pnDLaf
@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:
Turtle doves are amazing, actually
@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:
is baldness contagious
@dorrismccomics ("Alex Norris") replied to a tweet by @dorrismccomics:
here is a whole thread explanation for the misprint (I love stuff like this)
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@DrClaireH ("Dr Claire Hardaker (she/her)") wrote:
I GOT THE DRACULA #CONMEDICINE JOKE!!!! My Christmas has been made. 😍😍😍
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
Knicks undefeated at the Garden with the Kith redesign
@dorrismccomics ("Alex Norris") wrote:
We had this joke in our xmas cracker today- weirdly I immediately recognised it as the misprinted 'con medicine' saisnbury's cracker joke from a few years ago. Thank you @nosuchthing for the extremely niche cracker joke knowledge
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@ploop52 ("Paul Loop, Boosted") wrote:
Absolutely gorgeous. This finally kicked me into a Christmas mood. @bluegal @congoflow
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") replied to a tweet by @attackerman:
And a reminder that we didn’t get going last season until late January
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@Goosaphone ("𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓮 🎶") wrote:
Merry Christmas to all from Hilda Fire Emblem ❄🎄❤
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@itnotmackenzie ("Mackenzie Moody 🦔👩🏻💻🚀") wrote:
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@saavikford ("Dr. Saavik Ford") wrote:
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") replied to a tweet by @attackerman:
That doesn’t work but idk
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
K E M B M A S
@djco ("Dirkjan Ochtman") replied to a tweet by @bradfitz:
@bradfitz We now enforce some cleanup before evening Netflix time…