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@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

In relaying Wi-Fi passwords and email addresses, are we just going to say “no spaces” forever?

@bylgja_babylons ("Bylgjan🐝") retweeted:

@angusmaroon ("Angus Coutts") replied to a tweet by @angusmaroon:

ALSO DECEMBER

Went home for Christmas, took @bylgja_babylons with me, she was meant to be up north with @sola_l but the travel from Iceland was stressful

We played games, drank too much and walked alpacas

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@ShitUserStory ("Shit User Story") wrote:

Really hope Web 4.0 is just gonna be everyone shutting the fuck up.

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

Requested an IPv6 block from ARIN.

This should be a much, much easier process. (easier, cheaper, faster)

We'll see!

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@KSeattleWeather ("Seattle Weather Blog") wrote:

With a low of 17° this morning, a new record for the greatest #Seattle temperature differential in one year has been established: 91° (maximum: 108° on June 28; minimum: 17° on Dec. 27)

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@NWSSeattle ("NWS Seattle") wrote:

Time for today's obscure weather stat. The Seattle record for the biggest difference in a single calendar year between the warmest and coldest temperature is 90° in 1955 ( 96° June 9th & 6° Nov. 15th ). With 108° on June 28th we need a low of 17° or less to break the record.#wawx

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@scriptz4sale ("William 🌹 Kuechenberg") wrote:

*twenty years ago*:* We need to focus on STEM in schools! Cut the worthless namby-pamby humanities!

*now:* Hey, remember art? Well we invented new and incredibly terrible ways to monetize it, and also, it’s absolutely the ugliest shit you’ve ever seen!

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@violetblue ("Violet Blue®") replied to a tweet by @violetblue:

That's also why if you're looking at our record-breaking infection numbers *beginning* on December 20, then looking at today's hospital numbers, and going phew everything is great let's do nothing, you're an idiot.

(Please read that in the voice of Dr. Gregory House.)

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") retweeted:

@marlowelune ("St. Marlowe Lune🌙") wrote:

🥀☕️✨Tis the season for finding warmth and light on dark and wint’ry nights. 🔥✨

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@NoContextTrek ("Star Trek Minus Context") wrote:

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

leroy jenkins maneuver

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@Inadarkwood ("Karl Knights") wrote:

Today, for the third time this year, it's been reported that GPs are still offering DNRs to disabled people, during routine appointments. Can confirm my GP rang me twice this year to offer a DNR. I don't know how to keep telling y'all that disabled people's lives matter.

@steveklabnik wrote:

im old enough to remember that biden is 'states rights' about many things

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/29/us/politics/biden-abortion-rights.html

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden-federal-busing_n_5d17bbc8e4b07f6ca57e42f3

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

✅ Nap

Time to go outside! ❄️☃️

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

The Trixie Motel has a pool but I’m not a great swimmer. Seeking a full time personal lifeguard.

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@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:

New Year, New Makeup to Judge | GRWM https://youtu.be/vS4Shbour14 via @YouTube @trixiemattel

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@emollick ("Ethan Mollick") wrote:

Sorry for bad news, economists: “our results suggest that LaTeX reduces the user’s productivity and results in more orthographical, grammatical, and formatting errors, more typos, and less written text than Microsoft Word over the same duration of time.” https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0115069

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

Post-Christmas blues? Listen to my ep of “12 Gays of Christmas,” hosted by the hilarious @BrianJMoylan! We shit on Liberace’s garbage Christmas album — which I love — and look back on the surprisingly communistic classic “It’s a Wonderful Life." https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dan-savage-discusses-its-a-wonderful-life/id1590883038

@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") wrote:

Fanfuckingtastic.

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@latimes ("Los Angeles Times") wrote:

A jump in child COVID-19 hospitalizations in New York is a warning to get more children vaccinated in California and elsewhere as the Omicron variant continues to surge, according to California health officials.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-12-26/jump-in-child-covid-hospitalizations-in-new-york-sparks-concerns-in-california-amid-omicron

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Did not expect Jo Calderone to show up in House of Gucci.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

my hero

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@oldenoughtosay ("❄️mari lwyd❄️ odent") wrote:

Hans Christian Andersen once got a bad review and dramatically collapsed in Dickens’ front yard, screaming and crying https://twitter.com/shreyabasu003/status/1475359249463193600

@steveklabnik wrote:

I've decided to not make any resolutions this year. This gets solved at the state level.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@amadorlicea ("𝐆𝐢𝐥") wrote:

I'm not sure what started this search, but Lady Liberty's eyes are each 2 feel 6 inches, and they make googly eyes that size, special order.

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

The Bipartisan Infrastructure Law will modernize our airports, roads, and bridges, helping people get to where they need to go during future holiday seasons.

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

2yo: "Can this train go in the bath?"
"Yes."
"Because it's of plastic?"
"Yes."
"Can I go in the bath?"
"Yes."
"Because I'm of plastic?"
"No, you're not plastic."
"Because I'm of wooden?"
😂

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@PatBlanchfield ("inverted vibe curve: burgertown must be defended") wrote:

sir, what is the point of this thing which you wrote, wherein you described a problem in a novel way but failed to give me a "solution" that could square my complacency with my demand for a series of aesthetic gestures which I can choose to interpret as "hope" and then move on

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@pervocracy ("Cliff 🦖 Jerrison 🏳️‍⚧️") wrote:

the situation right now:

- there are soldiers screening everyone who comes into the hospital
- all patient visits are FaceTime-only
- elective procedures are canceled
- COVID+ nurses are being told to work
- you can see Spider-Man in a packed theater down the road, mask optional

@zilmer ("Priidu Zilmer") wrote:

For whatever reason this thing is at the top of my YouTube suggestions and I know that it won’t go away before I tweet it and cc @teroterotero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

https://youtu.be/vS4Shbour14

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@JomboyMedia ("Jomboy Media") replied to a tweet by @JomboyMedia:

a clutch shot does not technically exist until this is added to it

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@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@bclevinger ("🌮 Brian Clevinger") wrote:

Like I keep saying: these fossilzed Dems never stopped trying to out-Reagan Reagan so they can finally win that 1984 election

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@beingrealmac ("RealMac") wrote:

Joe Biden on covid: “There is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level.”

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