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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MattOswaltVA ("Matt Oswalt") wrote:

MSNBC: Donald Trump friend Ghislaine Maxwell found guilty

FOX: Bill Clinton friend Ghislaine Maxwell found guilty

CNN: History of Comedy Part 12: Vines!

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

Crypto is exceptionally heinous, though, and so is that company so lol

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

The last thing I’ll say is that we’re all willing to sell out for the right price, whether that’s money or just peace of mind.

Like, hi, my Microsoft orientation includes folks freshly hired for JEDI

But like, I made a choice for my family and myself.

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

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@thegoldenfetter ("SheepDucklingCowEwe") wrote:

Found this gem of a headline from Sept 16 2001. Oh how far we've come.

@attackerman

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") replied to a tweet by @zkat__:

And uhhhhhh

Getting a lot of unhappy replies is kinda par for the course if you’ve got a lot of followers who expected better of you. Expressing disappointment isn’t a coordinated attack esp if you have no intention of doing better or changing course.

You built your following.

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") wrote:

So like

I can and will lose all respect for you depending on where you work.

But also lol I know better than to think others aren’t doing the same for me, no matter where I work.

We all gotta claw our way up in the rat race but that doesn’t mean you keep your friends

@joshbloch ("Joshua Bloch") replied to a tweet by @joshbloch:

And yes, I did feel a certain amount of pregret as I hit the "Tweet" button.

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

I appreciate that some of this kid stuff I have to read at least has occasional inside jokes.

@joshbloch ("Joshua Bloch") wrote:

You could definitely write an article about this.

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@TerribleMaps ("Terrible Maps") wrote:

The most popular word in each state

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

hmm https://www.fairwindscandle.com/products/tidewater-candle

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@Foone replied to a tweet by @Foone:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO RECURSION ALLOWED

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") replied to a tweet by @DOStatus:

Resolved: Our Engineering team has confirmed that Spaces availability and request rates in our SFO2 region have returned to normal levels of operation. If you continue to experience problems, please open a ticket with our support team… https://stspg.io/7fbxkcf5dhc5?u=51d5dzjk6ln0

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

(I started yesterday, says it took 11.4 hours for me to complete my first play through)

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I miss the coast so much, but I'm not sure it's wise to drive there now

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

is there a candle that smells like the Oregon coast?

like, briny rocks? rotting kelp? I'm not kidding

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

Okay I finished it. Damn. Too good

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@blainecapatch ("The Blaine Clause") wrote:

all my exorcists live in Texorcist

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:

Lauren Boebert is releasing a book in 2022. It will be called:

1. The Boeble
2. A Book By Someone I Paid
3. All The Words I Know
4. A Gun You Can Read
5. Fuck You Mom I Am Too Smarter Than Gravel
6. The Other Marjorie Taylor Greene
7. I Can Hear My Ears Talking

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@donwinslow ("Don Winslow") wrote:

I guess this is how they MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

#MAGA IS A CULT.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

is earth okay

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

My favorite music from a chaotic year. Click, enjoy, share. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6t1q11D8JFTh56ULs1jYwH?si=i9M4hStOSWmKF4Pcf9FL5g

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@girlsreallyrule ("Amee Vanderpool") wrote:

Federal judges ordered the unsealing of a 2009 settlement agreement that Prince Andrew has claimed insulates him from a civil lawsuit accusing him of having sexually abused a 17-year-old girl. https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/federal-judges-order-release-of-jeffrey-epstein-civil-settlement-at-issue-in-lawsuit-against-prince-andrew/

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@RexChapman ("Rex Chapman🏇🏼") replied to a tweet by @RexChapman:

And then he doubled down on it later…https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/04/politics/donald-trump-ghislaine-maxwell-axios/index.html

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@neiltyson ("Neil deGrasse Tyson") wrote:

Finally saw the @Netflix film “Don’t Look Up,” a fictional tale of a Nation distracted by pop-culture and divided on whether to heed dire warnings of scientists.

Everything I know about news-cycles, talk shows, social media, & politics tells me the film was instead a documentary

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@donwinslow ("Don Winslow") wrote:

Donald Trump with convicted Federal sex trafficker #GhislaineMaxwell.

Remember he wished this evil "Well" from The White House.

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

The peril of dropping user-generated text into a software-generated message

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

For my weekly little newsletter I wrote a roundup of my most popular videos & podcast episodes of 2021. In a million years I did not expect Gomer Pyle to come out on top, but you know what, GOOD FOR HIM https://us9.campaign-archive.com/?u=d1b89eca0a40260f67048af4e&id=f9e84cb2f7

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@QasimRashid ("Qasim Rashid, Esq.") wrote:

Today is the 131-year-anniversary of Wounded Knee Massacre. The US Army killed 300 Lakota including 60 women & children😓

US Govt then
•Awarded 20 medals of honor to the soldiers guilty of genocide
•Refused to pay reparations or build a memorial
•Waited 100 years to apologize

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@NikkiFried ("Nikki Fried") wrote:

As COVID surges in Florida again, our governor is absent. So here I am doing his job and mine with an update.

Video:

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:

How to get Repubs to worry about climate change:

1. Imply that someday it may affect white people
2. Mention its effect on golf courses
3. Warn that it could increase voter registration
4. Whisper it's why the ice in their coolers is melting
5. Put public service messages in porn