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@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

had a very lazy day but there's a gallon of homemade chicken stock chilling on my counter

@daborsk ("Shawn Borsky") retweeted:

@TheSpartacat ("Kenny 🐱") wrote:

CHILLS.

@Halo + @Beyonce opened 2022 in Seattle 😱

Video:

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@koush wrote:

13 of them died from covid, and 1 died from a car crash that he would have survived... had he been wearing a seatbelt.

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@BreitbartNews ("Breitbart News") wrote:

More Border Patrol Agents died in the line of duty during 2021 than in any other time since the agency’s inception. The line-of-duty deaths of 15 Border Patrol agents mark a grim milestone in the agency’s history. https://trib.al/mnYNNzt

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

I don't need a port.
I don't need a port.
I don't need a port.

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@seattleix wrote:

Updated port counts over time: https://seattleix.net/statistics/SIX_Port_Counts.png https://seattleix.net/statistics/SIX_Port_Counts.csv https://www.seattleix.net/statistics/SIX_Port_Counts.xls

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@davidmfaris ("David Faris") replied to a tweet by @davidmfaris:

I’m exhausted with talk about how to “reach them.” Put them under fucking house arrest. That’ll reach them.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@lolennui ("Amy") wrote:

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:

Apparently somebody decided (correctly!) that Seattle's road closure signs weren't working, having failed to address the "but but WHY is the road closed?" question, and clarified the signs' messaging (at the cost of a loss in contrast):

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Beginning our year with @Blacktress was the move.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

his disguises are so cute

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

watching FIST OF FURY with my dad and he is so fucking hyped lol

@vv1lder ("emily wilder") retweeted:

@GenizaLab ("Princeton Geniza Lab") wrote:

Next time you're the designated note taker for a Zoom meeting, a handy phrase from an 11th-century Jewish court clerk in Old Cairo:

"Then they said a lot of things that would take too long to explain" (وجرت بينهم خطوب يطول شرحها)

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") retweeted:

@_Rewhan ("Shitpost Munitions and the Teachings of Buddha") replied to a tweet by @_Rewhan:

Cryptochuds: "Haha our currency is unregulated and decentralized, eat shit statists!"

Also Cryptochuds: "Mr. State pwease use ur thweat of cawcewal viowence to take back my apes :c"

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@dnalounge ("DNA Lounge") replied to a tweet by @MasterJamesMace:

@MasterJamesMace We are extremely happy to not have your infectious ass as a customer. Please stay away. Also, fuck bitcoin.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") wrote:

"Don't call me a dirty communist! I had a shower this morning."

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@mbsiegel ("Michael Siegel") wrote:

For the life of me, I can't understand how bars and restaurants can still be open for in-person dining and how schools are going to open in-person Monday with the trend in Omicron cases being a straight line upward. We are nearing a humanitarian disaster and no one seems to care.

@bcantrill ("Bryan Cantrill") wrote:

TIL that the coverage of Theranos is ngmi https://thehustle.co/the-coverage-of-theranos-is-utter-bullshit/

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

watching FIST OF FURY with my dad and he is so fucking hyped lol

@DarcyCarden ("D'Arcy Carden") wrote:

😔 #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@mehdirhasan ("Mehdi Hasan") wrote:

Elon Musk predicted in March 2020 that there would be “zero new cases” by the end of April 2020.

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@thehill ("The Hill") wrote:

Elon Musk predicts he will rocket people to Mars in less than 10 years http://hill.cm/FEvnGmS

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@matvelloso ("Mat Velloso") replied to a tweet by @matvelloso:

Gaslighting those who ask fair questions is one of the oldest tricks in the grifter's book.

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@matvelloso ("Mat Velloso") wrote:

It's never the grifter's intention to explain or clarify, but to always confuse, overcomplicate and obfuscate.

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

I should clarify that I'm not posting this as some kind of sneaky anti-vax statement, since this phenomenon pretty much stops in the mid-1960s when the FDA was overhauled! This is mostly just a "first half of the 20th century" thing! Vaccines are safe! Geez.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:

@DigiEconomist ("Digiconomist") wrote:

Some statistics to start the year:

During 2021 Bitcoin consumed 134 TWh in total, which is comparable to the electrical energy consumed by a country like Argentina.

Related CO2 emissions were ~64 Mt; enough to negate the entire global net savings from deploying EVs.

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

Ok 100% is an exaggeration. This one's still doing pretty good.

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

"if I hang a poster, the wall might get mad"

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

It could work

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@but_blockchain ("everything on the blockchain") wrote:

thermometers on the blockchain.

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

right now I'm like "new socks? yes, but do I *need* them?"

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Pretty much 100% of the time, whenever I find an old ad for a consumer product with some kind of miracle chemical, if I search 10-years-later headlines for that chemical it's a story like this:

@alicegoldfuss ("mx claws") wrote:

there is a type of (usually transmasc) queer that lives deliciously: custom bookplate stamps, lounging robes, ornate frames hung on richly painted walls, etc and I hope to get my life together enough to achieve such aesthetic

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@imraycheljay ("지은") wrote:

happy new year

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@matthewfederman ("Matthew Federman") wrote:

Bitcoin is the perfect representation of modern tech philosophy, a solution without a problem that comes with great hidden costs to the people who don't profit from it.

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@DigiEconomist ("Digiconomist") wrote:

Some statistics to start the year:

During 2021 Bitcoin consumed 134 TWh in total, which is comparable to the electrical energy consumed by a country like Argentina.

Related CO2 emissions were ~64 Mt; enough to negate the entire global net savings from deploying EVs.