Hey remember in the movie EXPLORERS (1985) where the teacher is handing back tests and commenting on everyone's grade like "good, good, not so good"
What the FUCK was that
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:
So, uh, canker sores suck.
Two right under my tongue scraping against my teeth non-stop.
Not sure if spicy food or stress or a bit tongue (they kinda look like teeth marks?) or combo of all but holy fuck this is makes eating and talking painful.
0/10. Do not recommend. 👎
@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") retweeted:
@ManMadeMoon ("Duncan Jones") wrote:
😂
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@MrMichaelSpicer ("Michael Spicer") wrote:
David Bowie Predicts the Impact of the Internet on Newsnight (1999)
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
The Rapture for Idiots, cont.
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@j_n_foster ("jaclyn") wrote:
Amidst peak diet culture season, re-sharing this article that changed the way I look at things https://highline.huffingtonpost.com/articles/en/everything-you-know-about-obesity-is-wrong
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:
Here's the link in case you haven't watched it in the last couple of days https://youtu.be/PrRDrz53Q1E
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
This is the science fiction version of Madeline Kahn singing "Not Getting Married Today" from Company
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@PFTompkins ("Paul F. Tompkins") replied to a tweet by @PFTompkins:
Didn’t post this here the other night but this impenetrable line read is absolutely incredible & I keep watching it every few hours. When she takes the big breath and it’s STILL indecipherable? That’s the prestige
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@robrousseau ("Rob") wrote:
it's weird that every dollar the government spends on actually helping people live causes inflation but printing trillions to murder people in the global south, or even just injecting it into the stock market to keep the line going up is fine. but this is why I'm not an economist
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@meganhilty ("Megan Hilty") wrote:
It…does not.
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@PineNutAdult ("Gem") wrote:
Tell me this wax figure of Marilyn Monroe doesn’t look like the gorgeous @meganhilty playing Marilyn Monroe.
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@endsofthreads ("david barsky") wrote:
the prevalence of the term “poaching” with regard to employee recruiting is extremely revealing as to whose will is being referred to in the phrase “at-will employment”
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@thingskatedid ("Kate") wrote:
my brother, a carpenter, currently binge-watching @3blue1brown: "I'm starting to believe anything can be understood if it's explained well enough"
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@benito_cereno ("Yr weird uncle Benito") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:
@meakoopa Please enjoy this emote from the Apocrypals Discord
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
The pun is honestly kind of amazing in a reclamation sort of way, but ugggggggggggggggggh, the community does not need a cryptocurrency
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@alex_abads ("alex") wrote:
gay men really are on a never ending mission to embarrass our fathers in every way possible
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
well?
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:
st benedict of nursia was, as the kids say, “down bad”
@chaseruyle ("hell dude") retweeted:
@Mikelennial ("CovidPositive Mike") wrote:
RT as a fellow ally
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@kyrstensinema ("Kyrsten Sinema") wrote:
RT our graphic w/Elizabeth Holmes, founder & CEO of @Theranos, which employs 500 in #AZ09! #WomensHistoryMonth
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@fasterthanlime ("fasterthanlime 🌌") wrote:
I've spent a few months thinking about & messing with build systems and my conclusion is that files were a mistake
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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
St Benedict throwing himself into a thorn bush:
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@theAntiBinge ("Sunspot Summers") wrote:
How can there be a god when I’m so hornt I want to die? Why would any “God” allow a thing like that to occur🤨
@volkadav ("Mike Jackson") retweeted:
@timxprice ("Tim X. Price") wrote:
Please note that Disney’s depiction of Winnie the Pooh is still under copyright. It’s the character from the books that entered the public domain.
Red shirt on the bear, artists beware. If nude he be, your Pooh is free.
@internetofshit ("Internet of Shit") wrote:
sooooo let’s not get these, right?
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@jp2e ("Jennifer Pattison Tuohy") wrote:
Sengled showed off a lot of new lighting products at CES, including a smart bulb that can track your sleep and monitor your heart rate. https://www.theverge.com/2022/1/3/22864783/sengled-smart-health-monitoring-smart-bulb-ces2022?utm_campaign=jp2e&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") replied to a tweet by @DOStatus:
Monitoring: Our engineering team has implemented a fix to resolve the issue with the Spaces system and is monitoring the situation. The impact this has on App Platform and Container registry is also resolved.
We will post an update… https://stspg.io/zsqbxz2vxt48?u=wnbshg24tv2v
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
you all work too fast 😩
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@Division14STO ("Scott Yar 4 Black Tom") replied to a tweet by @Division14STO:
@ChangoATX @meakoopa @JayJurden And Just Like That
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@oneunderscore__ ("Ben Collins") replied to a tweet by @oneunderscore__:
This is how militias and domestic extremist groups are winning since January 6th.
They’ve evolved, encouraging local action at school boards and city councils, while recruiting and spreading their messages through culture-war debates like vaccines, race and education.
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@scalzi ("John Scalzi") wrote:
No shit, pal
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tax-cuts-rich-50-years-no-trickle-down/
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
The brain-melting experience of researching a topic, finding some interesting information, checking the bibliography to confirm it's true and discovering that the source they cited is ... me
@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") wrote:
Identified: Our engineering team has identified the cause of an issue with the Spaces system in the FRA1 region and is actively working on a fix. This issue may also impact operations on our App Platform in FRA1 and the Container Regi… https://stspg.io/zsqbxz2vxt48?u=hwdnlghq4jjl
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@_KaylaGlover ("Kayla Glover") wrote:
going back to work tomorrow & am suddenly really jealous of my cats
@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@roxyryoko ("roxy 💕💙 overwhelmed") wrote:
Here's the spread of the Ethereal Ball that I did for the @mercedeszine featuring Sylcedes and other ships I like :3
#FE3H
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
Today an entire *block* of bike lane on Brannan was obstructed by stopped cars... because they were all waiting in line for a drive-through COVID test center.
So every part of this is going extremely well.














