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@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") wrote:

🤣🤣🤣🔥

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@travisgoodspeed ("Travis Goodspeed") wrote:

Lord, grant me the strength to reply the every litigious asshole with such clarity, honesty and brevity. https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1479976092979146756

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

why isnt meteorology the study of meteors

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@gabsmashh ("gabsmashh (Lady G)") wrote:

take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it.

@taralx ("JP Sugarbroad 🐺") retweeted:

@fuckyouiquit ("Fuck You I Quit") wrote:

Funny how there is only a labor shortage for jobs that pay under $20 an hour. Everywhere else is fully staffed. Funny how that works.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@bodil ("Bodil, all her apes gone") replied to a tweet by @bodil:

In very real terms, as anyone who lived through that era will recall, "Web 2.0" was also the CSS border-radius property.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@bodil ("Bodil, all her apes gone") replied to a tweet by @bodil:

"Web 2.0 was such and such and web3 is such and such and" no, stop it, "Web 2.0" was a bullshit term coined by SV tech bros to self-describe their bullshit industry with a flattering term and "web3" used to be a handful of idealists trying to make the semantic web happen.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@bodil ("Bodil, all her apes gone") wrote:

People who are otherwise intelligent keep talking about "web3" like it's this new thing in need of serious analysis or even attention instead of an old bullshit marketing term recently repurposed by bitcoin bros and I feel like I'm losing my mind

@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin") wrote:

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@lindseybieda ("Pumpkin Spice Lindsey") wrote:

if this shit happens - you know what to do friends

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@RyanDeto ("Ryan Deto") wrote:

Pittsburgh a finalist to host 2024 Republican National Convention. Local outlets are now reporting Pittsburgh Mayor Ed Gainey, Allegheny County Exec Rich Fitzgerald (both Dems) & GOP Allegheny County Councilor Sam DeMarco are lobbying to bring RNC to PGH https://www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/pittsburgh-named-as-finalist-to-host-2024-republican-national-convention-says-report/Content?oid=20886008

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@plinss ("Peter Linss") wrote:

A common theme I've been seeing lately

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

#NewProfilePic

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@rosedommu ("Rose Dommu") wrote:

Might fuck around and feel the rain on my skin

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@rosynthe ("rosy") wrote:

they got elmo doing the kubrick stare 😭

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@MuppetWiki ("Muppet Wiki") wrote:

Elmo endures Rocco's theme song

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@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:

@loather ("dolly") wrote:

Can we get whoever figured out how to mail 20 free AOL CDs to every man, woman, and child in the US out of retirement to get this test distribution thing under control

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@screwyoumegn ("leave them gals alone.") wrote:

WHEEEEEEEZING

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@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

This is PRECISELY what I was hoping to do, so thank YOU so much. All ten eps are up now for your binging pleasure. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waiting-for-impact/id1586375955

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@SovereignSyre ("Sovereigƞ Syre") wrote:

Binging Waiting For Impact and it’s a moving meditation on failure but also uplifting? Late to the party but really enjoying this @DaveHolmes. Tysm 💗!

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@lingerie_addict ("Cora Harrington") wrote:

Most non-profits with mission statements around “helping people out of poverty,” pay their staff poverty level wages.

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@UberFacts wrote:

What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

The unemployment rate fell to 3.9%—the sharpest one-year drop in unemployment on record.

We’re making progress for workers, small businesses, and our economy.

@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

Uh Oh! Mom Is Writing a Bash Script Using Snippets Written by Someone Named Rob On Stackoverflow

@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") retweeted:

@DisneyPlusHS ("Disney+ Hotstar") wrote:

Kingo in reel life and a King in real life!🤴🏽 @kumailn

Marvel Studios’ @TheEternals streaming from Jan 12 in Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Kannada, Malayalam and English.

@hiyayaywhopee ("nick woods") retweeted:

@urbanthoughts11 ("21st Century City") wrote:

Dress right for hostile architecture
via Sarah Ross

@bahamat ("Brian Bennett") wrote:

Don’t make people turn their camera on. Don’t even ask.

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@birgitomo ("Birgit Umaigba RN, MEd") wrote:

I had a student who never turned on his camera because he was experiencing homelessness.
I had another student who was sharing a two bedroom apartment with a total of 7 family members.
I had another one who was living in an unfinished basement.

So check your privilege.

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

Adventure games seem to have made a pretty big comeback in the last few years. Felt like they were dead at one point

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@GrimKim ("Kim Kelly") wrote:

Maine’s Democratic governor, Janet Mills, killed a bill that would have given farm workers in the state—which relies heavily on its agricultural industries—the right to unionize. An absolute disgrace.

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@7News ("7News Boston WHDH") wrote:

Maine governor vetoes bill to allow farm workers to unionize https://whdh.com/news/maine-governor-vetoes-bill-to-allow-farm-workers-to-unionize/

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@kkron_m ("ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀʜᴏ") wrote:

🐸

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@mekkaokereke ("Mekka 💉💉💉🎉 *My Mask Protects You* Okereke") wrote:

🤡 "Have you tried voting harder?"

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@MaryTracy ("Mary Tracy") wrote:

World's greatest democracy

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") replied to a tweet by @AnnTelnaes:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2022/ann-telnaes-jan-6-capitol-cartoon/?tid=ss_tw

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") replied to a tweet by @AnnTelnaes:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2022/ann-telnaes-jan-6-capitol-cartoon/?tid=ss_tw

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:

"Ingraham's private missives...differed starkly from what she said on her show...when she began whitewashing the violence of the day"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-cable-cabinet/2022/01/09/96fac488-6fe6-11ec-b9fc-b394d592a7a6_story.html?tid=ss_tw

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@theroxyd ("Rox 🐧") wrote:

getting a phd so when i get something in the mail that I've purchased i can say "Ah, just what the doctor ordered!" every single time until i die