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@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Okay, so I got a blood test and it came back strongly positive for the IgG antibody. Does that mean I had Covid months ago, or did I just spend $65 to find out I'm vaccinated and boosted?

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

I can’t explain it, but this is my romantic ideal. I want what they have.

@rob_hawkins ("Wet January") wrote:

Despite being the only Boris Johnson impersonator in the Commons, Michael Fabricant is still only somehow third best.

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@cheheaven ("che") wrote:

Cousin Dolores can hear a 📍 drop

Links: https://beacons.page/cheheaven

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@AshLopezRadio ("Ashley Lopez") wrote:

The number of people hospitalized with COVID-19 in Texas is now at more than 11,000. The state's dashboard also is showing there are only 329 ICU beds staffed and available throughout the entire state.

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@PregameDischarg ("Pregame Discharge") wrote:

Some guy on the internet keeps saying Taiwan isn't a country even though it literally is, can you settle this? Thanks #ArbitratorOfPeace

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@DCpeacemaker ("Peacemaker on HBO Max") wrote:

everyone likes to fight on the internet, i get it. that’s what it’s here for. but im here for peace, so i’m going to resolve all your petty arguments. @ me using #ArbitratorOfPeace to tell me who you’re arguing with and what you’re arguing about, and i’ll settle it - peacefully.

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@BriannaWu ("Brianna Wu") wrote:

Awesome! Now to just find PCR tests that are sold out everywhere, hit my $2000 deductible, and then file a claim which are famously never rejected by American health insurance companies.

So easy!

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@nytimes ("The New York Times") wrote:

Breaking News: Privately insured Americans can be reimbursed starting Saturday for eight at-home coronavirus tests per person per month under a new plan announced on Monday by the Biden administration.
https://nyti.ms/3tchL4v

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") replied to a tweet by @polotek:

I don't care if we all have digital wallets in the future. I care how we get there and who is harmed in the process. Those that proselytize the inevitable future usually don't wanna talk about that part.

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") replied to a tweet by @polotek:

Very few things are "inevitable". There is no magic. It's just us and the outcomes of our collective decisions. People who talk about inevitability are usually trying to sell you something.

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:

One thing that humans get confused about a lot is the difference between "this is inevitable" and "I am working to make this true".

We need to learn to recognize when someone is saying the former but doing the latter.

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@ReeseW ("Reese Witherspoon") wrote:

In the (near) future, every person will have a parallel digital identity. Avatars, crypto wallets, digital goods will be the norm. Are you planning for this?

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:

@samthielman ("CHOAM Nomsky") wrote:

Please listen to @attackerman go on @KatzOnEarth's podcast to talk about inifinty jail and stoner comedy: https://foreverwars.substack.com/p/jonathan-and-spencer-go-to-white?justPublished=true

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Donating my motel’s old keys to a motel that is door key insecure.

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:

@doriecp ("Dorie") wrote:

I miss the “teachers are incredible and deserve to be paid more” part of the pandemic.

@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:

This. This is exactly what's happening.

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@tsengputterman ("mtp") wrote:

It's clear "learning to live with the virus" is the same paradigm thru which we will be conditioned to live with climate crisis—as the structural effects of capitalism are obscured by calls for individual resilience amidst a supposedly natural (and thus unresolvable) catastrophe

@bcrypt ("yan") wrote:

just discovered https://switching.software/. so glad someone finally built this!

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@deerfella ("-ˋˏ syd ˎˊ-") wrote:

if you’re cold they’re cold

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") retweeted:

@harrisonjaime ("Jaime Harrison, DNC Chair") wrote:

Save the damn crocodile tears. Americans lost their voice in the Senate when you denied Pres. Obama his constitutional right to appoint a SCt justice & when YOU eliminated the 60 vote rule for lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court. Yes, we all know you are a hypocrite!

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@LeaderMcConnell ("Leader McConnell") wrote:

If Democrats blow up Senate rules, millions of Americans will cease to have a voice in the Senate. Entire states would be shut out.

Top Dems have floated breaking the rules for years now. This isn't about new voting laws. It's about silencing voters who inconvenience Democrats.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@tsengputterman ("mtp") wrote:

It's clear "learning to live with the virus" is the same paradigm thru which we will be conditioned to live with climate crisis—as the structural effects of capitalism are obscured by calls for individual resilience amidst a supposedly natural (and thus unresolvable) catastrophe

@bcrypt ("yan") retweeted:

@BoingBoing ("Boing Boing") wrote:

Top Los Angeles cops fired for ignoring robbery to chase a Snorlax in Pokémon GO https://boingboing.net/2022/01/10/top-los-angeles-cops-fired-for-ignoring-robbery-to-chase-a-snorlax-in-pokemon-go.html

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@IsJessFunny ("probably") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa That Venom symbiote is killer

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

wait i actually think it’s funnier if he can speak normally but only for a few sentences as LEAD-UP to a song so u have to be careful you’re not giving him too much book

@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") replied to a tweet by @joelle_emerson:

Right after the world falling apart before our eyes.

@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:

Me and Elena. Ahead of our time as always! #Wordle

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@joelle_emerson ("Joelle Emerson") wrote:

The list of wild things pregnancy does to your body is neverending. My resting heart rate is 15 points (>37%) lower not pregnant vs. pregnant. If you’re pregnant and feeling tired, add this to your many reasons why.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

put Reeve Carney in the next Spider-Man movie as the Peter Parker who can only communicate in song and who keeps getting terribly injured

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

This is our moment to tackle the climate crisis head on. That’s exactly what the #BuildBackBetter plan will do—and it seizes the opportunity to create good-paying clean energy jobs here at home. https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/10/world/2021-global-climate-5th-warmest-copernicus/index.html

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") replied to a tweet by @bascule:

Hence “right clicking”.

But if you eliminate “artificial scarcity” and sell many non-transferable entitlements to access a video which can only be unlocked using a proof-of-possession of the encryption key the entitlement is assigned to, things get more interesting.

@bascule ("Tony "Abolish ICE" Arcieri 🦀🌹") wrote:

“NFT” is a really bad term for what’s more generally termed an “entitlement” or authorization record in traditional digital media systems.

What’s missing from something like the OpenSea “buy a jpg URL” model is using an encryption key as part of the authorization decision…

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@mikeshinoda ("Mike Shinoda") wrote:

Ah! So here’s something people aren’t explaining: NFTs don’t have to be jpgs.

Imagine taking your favorite skin from Valorant, and using it Fortnite. And not paying extra, because you own it. Then using it in CoD, Minecraft, even Twitter, IG.

So many possibilities, no? https://twitter.com/freshpogs/status/1479863621786210315

@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:

@Jill_Jorgensen ("Jillian Jorgensen") wrote:

Hundreds of kids walked out of Brooklyn Tech today to protest the continuation of in person school during the Omicron wave and to call for a remote option

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@CuhDoe ("Ed "🛷" Bingus") wrote:

WHY IS MY UNCLE IN AN ARENA

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@chrisfluming ("Chris Fleming") wrote:

uncle or famous?

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