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@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@cjones47 ("Chris Jones") replied to a tweet by @greta:

@greta

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@MNateShyamalan ("soul nate") wrote:

twitter should add a feature where it shows if your tweet was viewed by elon musk when you call him a piece of shit

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

*brushing my teeth* hark! a tweet!

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

late night holiday crew hello

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But you were deceived
For another heart was made

@rantasmo wrote:

I honestly love the idea that some dramatic Presbyterian child changed their mind halfway through writing this list like “no you know what I’m gonna make a STATEMENT”

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@lukemckinney ("LukeZero") wrote:

Incredible scenes on Weibo, someone tweeted a bird expert "I saw this bird what's it called?", people mocking the sketch until the expert replies "Oh yeah that's a Twelve-wired Bird of Paradise, the sketch is great except you're missing five wires"

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@frankcottrell_b ("Frank Cottrell-Boyce") wrote:

This is going to be a good thread
Children's authors, what's the wildest question a child has asked you on an author visit.

Mine
Have you ever ... ever ...
Ate
a
Nettle

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@TheGigiGorgeous ("Gigi Gorgeous Getty") wrote:

hoe hoe hoe💋

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

he is in quiet contemplation

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@zachrabiroff ("Zach Rabiroff") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa Those cats are more dedicated to seeing Hanukkah through to night eight than any human Jew on earth.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

Happy chrissum

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Video:

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

lighting the meownorah for night six

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@BugCatcherWill wrote:

Hey remember when Facebook made College Humor go out of business because they artificially inflated their viewcount by like 10x so it looked like only posting to Facebook and nixing your own site was the lucrative option when it wasn't?

Just remembered for some random reason...

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@StrayDogNZ ("Nick") wrote:

I'm calling bullshit on Views -
I logged out of this alt, returned 5 minutes later and suddenly there were 8 more views.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

-sigh-

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@jeffgilchrist ("Dr. Jeff Gilchrist") wrote:

How #respirators actually work and which type is best?

I see many claims #masks don't work. This thread will explain *how* they block #viruses much smaller than the size of the holes in the #filter and why you can still smell nasty things while wearing effective masks. 🧵1/

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@rachdele ("rach 🎄") wrote:

can’t figure out which of these is supposed to be the bad one

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I really like this version of Daniel

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

no one told me the gay vampire show was funny

there are some great lines in here

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@equalityAlec ("Alec Karakatsanis") wrote:

What Democrats did today is shameful. They negotiated a massive federal spending bill in secret and did not give anyone time to read the 4,000 pages. A small group of them inserted, behind closed doors and without public debate, big increases in cops, prisons, and surveillance.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@Phil_Lewis_ ("philip lewis") wrote:

TW: Police released bodycam footage of their arrest of an 82-year-old Alabama woman who was not able to pay her $77 trash bill.

"I'm so serious, it's a warrant," the officer told her during the arrest, while laughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX7L9s67lGo

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@TracketPacer ("TracketPacer @tracketpacer@noc.social") wrote:

apparently now people are cool w a rich man’s human rights issues as long as they can see useless statistics on his social media platform

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@AttorneyNora ("Nora Benavidez") wrote:

If these impressions/views are real, then that’s amazing for Twitter transparency. @elonmusk, I’m sometimes critical of your leadership when you fail along human rights issues but so thrilled to see this. We @freepress @changeterms have been urging transparency like this for yrs.

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") wrote:

its too cold

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@PostOpinions ("Washington Post Opinions") wrote:

An editorial cartoon by @AnnTelnaes ✏️
https://wapo.st/3WKJIMp

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@adatarg ("georgia 🜃") wrote:

why are british shows so hard to find online... yall colonize the entire planet but you wont let me watch a bbc miniseries

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

How is he making a website divorced

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

He’s ruining this site for real

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@mountbellyache ("mount bellyache") wrote:

bro are you seriously donning your gay apparel right now

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

My Christmas tradition is watching all the Christmas episodes of The Office

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MeetJess ("Jess") wrote:

COVID Shrinks D1cks I Wouldn't Know PSA Tshirt

🫢🫢 https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1316144899/covid-shrinks-d1cks-i-wouldnt-know-psa