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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

My (40M) husband (159M) does not like our daughter's (14F) pleated skirt, but I say chiffon has movement.

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

All of us after Christmas. https://youtu.be/Sc61ONXClhA

@CALFIRESANDIEGO ("CAL FIRE/SAN DIEGO COUNTY FIRE") wrote:

.@CALFIRESANDIEGO is conducting a prescribed burn just Northeast of Ramona at the Tulloch Ranch tomorrow (12/27). Smoke will be visible from Hwy 78 and surrounding areas.

@xychelsea ("Chelsea E. Manning") retweeted:

@SarahBurssty ("Sarah Burssty 🎗") wrote:

*Minecraft*

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:

I'm not saying that George Santos and Kari Lake are the same person but it would explain EVERYTHING

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Just IMAGINE the cutting remarks these two would share

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@joshuamartian ("Josh Marchant, Halloween Expansionist") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

@MattBaume This made me laugh. Link to artist: https://everydaylouie.tumblr.com/post/702316541165879296/i-say-i-say

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@adamjmoussa ("adam moussa") wrote:

this Andie MacDowell Tries Stand Up short with Michaela Watkins is unfortunately burned into my brain forever

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@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@marramark ("m a r k J m a r r a c c i n i") wrote:

Watching #TrixieMotel
on Discovery+ | on HBO Max

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Going forward, I will call my highest-level panic attacks “Courtney Love on WTF.”

@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:

❤️❤️❤️

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@damianholbrook ("Damian Holbrook") wrote:

Well, #BrosMovie has become one of those movies I watch over and over. Zero shame.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@XiranJayZhao ("Xiran🌻Tired & Busy") wrote:

Did you know Chinese people used to sleep on hard pillows instead of soft ones? My ancestors were hardcore ngl

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@jeeyonshim ("Jeeyon Shim 심지연") wrote:

Master thread of all the 2023 Patreon game + cover art posts I’ve made!

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

Making a Wellington of any variety/filling is super hard & stressful. Simply incredible that no one ever choked out Gordon Ramsay for yelling at them while they prepared it

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

I mean what do I even type in to figure out where I can get a little outfit like this??? With the pocketses???

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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Please reply to this tweet with Benoit Blanc fanart

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

A curious update: there has been a mix up on the dos toros order line. An older man and young woman are ordering. The chaos washes over me like a stream over a rock, I am unbothered

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

About to eat a burrito (alone) and see Avatar 2 (also alone). I take bliss in my solitude like St. Thomas Aquinas

@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:

Thanks @IMDb! Bros is on @peacock and on demand! ❤️

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@IMDb wrote:

IMDb fans weighed in on their top show and movie recommendations for 2022. What would you add to the list? 👉 https://imdb.to/FanFaves2022 #IMDbBestOf2022

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@Esqueer_ ("Alejandra Caraballo") wrote:

Do those Catholics want to go there? The catholic church has the largest systemic child sexual abuse scandal in history.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@OriginalRamiz ("Ramiz Monsef") wrote:

Phosphorus is some evil evil shit. It’s a tool of the oppressor.

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@duty2warn ("Duty To Warn 🔉") wrote:

Phosphorus bombs are outlawed by the Geneva Convention but they rained on Ukraine this Christmas.
Republicans who support Russians are war criminals.

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

This whole album 👌🏻

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@shrekframe ("every shrek 2 frame in order") wrote:

Shrek 2 (2004)

Frame 5089 of 132906

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I am now pro views on tweets because they’re funny and it seems at least like 40% fake to try and scam companies into serving more ads

@steveklabnik wrote:

It’s kinda fucked up how much I missed being in an airport

@TracketPacer ("TracketPacer tracketpacer@infosec.exchange") retweeted:

@JackRhysider ("Jack Rhysider") replied to a tweet by @JackRhysider:

There's a feeling I get from watching this video. Something about how the world is just beautiful and wonderful.
And I want to feel that when listening to a podcast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@AdamLanceGarcia ("Adam Lance Garcia") wrote:

Live footage of Ben Shapiro tweeting about why he didn't like Glass Onion.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

rules for strip settlers of catan

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@JortsTheCat ("Jorts (and Jean)") wrote:

Every day is boxing day for cats

@gcouprie ("Geoffroy Couprie") wrote:

Unfortunately, the github notification emails go to the personal email 🙈

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@sarah_edo ("Sarah Drasner") wrote:

The “don’t look at work email” challenge begins

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@zbreeves ("zack reeves") wrote:

losing my mind at this sticker on the bhagavad gita in the DFW airport chapel

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

We're getting the London Look on the YouTube channel today. Doing my makeup with all Rimmel products! https://youtu.be/cAANPVm0knY

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