Twitter Feed: Posts

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@boyboygenius ("diet dr pilk") wrote:

with quote tweet:

@LRNROSE ("Your OG 🐩") wrote:

this was a good idea

Video:

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Sounds great, sign me up!

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:

All Your Face.

TSA going hogwild with facial recognition is going about as well as you'd expect, "but you can opt out". YK Hong: Since folks asked what happens whenever I ...

I'll be abandoning Twitter soon. Join me on Mastodon: @jwz@mastodon.social

https://jwz.org/b/yj8C

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@matt_levine ("Matt Levine") replied to a tweet by @AnnMLipton:

@AnnMLipton yeah i was gonna say, "elon's getting margin calls" is the new "elon can pay $1bn to walk away" - both based loosely in fact but not actually true.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@aallleeexxxxxx1 ("a") wrote:

this is me and i’m coming over

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@GaryDelaney ("Gary Delaney is on tour now") wrote:

I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Did you know you can watch our podcast? xoxo garbage bitchA Special Holiday Sale for Garbage B*tches Only with Trixie and Katya | ... https://youtu.be/XEwnpr26wC0 via @YouTube

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Yeah that’s correct

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@vixenvalentino ("V Valentino") replied to a tweet by @emmaogreen:

@emmaogreen “The Case For Washing Hands Forever” by Emma Green

“Ignaz Semmelweis believes people should clean their hands before delivering babies, and that women shouldn’t die of preventable childbed fever.

What a fucking freak that guy was.”

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@cody_clements ("Cody Clements🌴") wrote:

Everyone is pointing out the fact that his mom died twice but no one is pointing out that's he's responding to icum4mao.

with quote tweet:

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

To lose your mother on 9/11 may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose her again on 12/23 looks like carelessness.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@ultrakillblast ("ULTRA🛸BLAST") wrote:

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:

Floppy Disc Assembly Line.

It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to!

I'll be abandoning Twitter soon. Join me on Mastodon: @jwz@mastodon.social

https://jwz.org/b/yj8B

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

Not the obituary I wanted to read today.

https://apnews.com/article/pele-soccer-star-dead-f2c5f7d2771b96dbd854cb025ab2563a

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

ted talk evasive maneuvers

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@CarrieHebert ("Not Normal is the New Normal. 🗽⚖️✌🏻✍🏻") wrote:

One of the top 10 #Jan6thInsurrection pieces of 2022. By @AnnTelnaes:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/interactive/2022/ann-telnaes-jan-6-capitol-cartoon/

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@BZY96 ("BJ Hall") wrote:

Time to add this to the TL again. I hope she’s having a great day.

Video:

with quote tweet:

@bluecentric ("☼Blue-nita Applebum") wrote:

My flight is overbooked and they lady offered $700 for anyone who volunteered to fly out tomorrow.

So I yelled “it’s a scam - legally they owe you $1500 or 4x your ticket whichever is lowest!”

So EVERYONE waited till she said $1500 to stand up. Why am I like this?😂

Video:

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@noturtlesoup17 ("amanda 🐢") replied to a tweet by @noturtlesoup17:

Really bad news for all the people who think me or Greta are "amplifying" Andrew Tate --- just because you didn't know who he was 2 months ago doesn't mean his core demographic (teen and preteen boys) didn't know who he was. Burying your head in the sand doesn't make him go away.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@noturtlesoup17 ("amanda 🐢") replied to a tweet by @noturtlesoup17:

If he wasn’t a pathetic loser, he would have puffed on his little cigar, calmly looked at the camera, and said “so you have a small dick, Greta?” And fin. The bizarre exaggerated facial expressions and forced laughter is so transparent.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@noturtlesoup17 ("amanda 🐢") wrote:

Wow. I finally watched this and it’s more pathetic than I imagined. Not charismatic at all. Literally says “I’m not mad” multiple times. Really trying too hard with the pizzas and crying about bots. I would sooner delete my socials for a week than post something like that.

with quote tweet:

@Cobratate ("Andrew Tate") wrote:

Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg

The world was curious.

And I do agree you should get a life ❤️ https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1608212791009374208

Video:

@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") wrote:

My eyes rolled too far back and are now stuck there

with quote tweet:

@ask_aubry ("AskAubry 🦝") wrote:

Umm One Sex Ed please.

@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") retweeted:

@Theholisticpsyc ("Dr. Nicole LePera") wrote:

Let's talk about nice guy syndrome.

We have a generation of men struggling to understand their anger who are acting out in dysfunctional ways:

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@lastbohemians ("Dylan Foley") wrote:

Emotionally disturbed Christian groomer harasses people at a gym.

with quote tweet:

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

You see a lot of gay people at the gym. You never see gay people doing shit like this at the gym or anywhere else. This is what recruiting looks like. https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1608419891157024770

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@StephJane0989 ("Steph 🌻") wrote:

yay the vaccines work

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Found a cute spot for redheads with mental issues

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:

He keeps her alive in his heart so he can kill her over and over again.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

To lose your mother on 9/11 may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose her again on 12/23 looks like carelessness.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:

It's "witnessing" when they rant and rage about their imaginary friends and threaten people they can't control with damnation but it's "grooming" when we insist on our right to exist in public and otherwise be left alone.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

You see a lot of gay people at the gym. You never see gay people doing shit like this at the gym or anywhere else. This is what recruiting looks like.

with quote tweet:

@davenewworld_2 ("Fifty Shades of Whey") wrote:

A Christian "influencer" causes a scene at the gym to force his religion on people

Video:

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@AliceAvizandum ("Donna Respirator") wrote:

please

@deno_land ("Deno") wrote:

npm install heat