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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

idk what it is about winter these days but I crave the brine

I ate the whole tin save one fish because my body was like "WHAT are you DOING"

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I opened the tin, plucked out the fish with chopsticks, rinsed them under the tap to wash off some salt, and ate them whole

just like the pioneers

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I have been trying to figure out new experiences to have in this isolated pandemic existence, and I had never had anchovies before

verdict: intense and satisfying

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

slept bad, got mad, then ate an entire tin of anchovies over the sink just to feel something

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Weak mind

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@brianjoralvarez ("Brian Jordan Alvarez") wrote:

Microwave would be a beautiful name for a girl

@SethMacFarlane ("Seth MacFarlane") wrote:

We get this a lot.

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@Bascule_Rascule ("Lesley") wrote:

I'm enjoying The Orville far more than I thought I would.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Sending this to my therapist

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@macara28 ("Clara⭐️⭐️⭐️") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

@LolOverruled I would lick every single hair in your body lolo

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Riverside >

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

60 years ago, in 1963, average tuition at four-year public colleges was $243 a year.

Today, tuition and fees average $9,377 in-state and $27,091 out-of-state.

I’ll keep fighting to get those costs down to zero and put higher education within reach for all.

@rantasmo retweeted:

@rantasmo wrote:

Elon Musk is Orange Kid.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@sarah_michelson ("Sarah Michelson") wrote:

cosmic horror protagonists are WEAK my dog experiences at least 3 Horrors Beyond His Comprehension PER DAY (ex. a thunderstorm, seeing a car) and he's Literally Fine

@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin 🇺🇸🇮🇸") wrote:

Wordle 562 4/6

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@crulge ("BEO Speedwulf") wrote:

Even if you disagree with abolition as the end goal, you must acknowledge that we can't "reform" this.

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@JimmyJenkins ("Jimmy Jenkins") wrote:

EXCLUSIVE: Arizona is inducing the labor of pregnant prisoners against their will — sometimes as early as three weeks before their due date. Health care experts call the policy unethical. Reproductive justice advocates say it's a human rights violation. https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2023/01/02/arizona-inducing-labor-of-pregnant-prisoners-against-their-will/69768038007/

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@AmberD1116 ("Amber") wrote:

Please do not, under any circumstances, drink uranium dioxideperoxide…

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

The wig has flown the chat. We're starting off the year by opening more PR on the Youtube channel! https://youtu.be/QGUbL4PhtOw

Video:

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@RussianMemesLtd ("Russian Memes United") wrote:

What a year, eh?

Captain, it's only been 20 hours

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@BenjaminCrew1 ("Ben Crew") wrote:

Cinema has existed for over a century and Dracula has never met a dolphin in any movie.
There are so many stories left to tell.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@MargBarAmerica ("Mohammad") wrote:

so much for free speech! on elon’s twitter you’re not even allowed to pray for other people. by allah i will be seeking divine justice against elon and libsoftiktok. allahu akbar

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@walkyourcamera ("Roger May") wrote:

In these dark times, y'all remember to...

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@atomicthumbs ("walking mirage") wrote:

If you see a yellow flag with a snake on it hanging at someone's home or on their vehicle, it means they really want to be eaten by a snake. This is the "vore flag." They get some kind of sick thrill out of it

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:

@HunterFelt ("Hunter Felt") wrote:

I like how the best way that ownership could properly celebrate the culture of Washington D.C. was by making their mascot a literal War Pig.

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@ESPNNFL ("NFL on ESPN") wrote:

The @Commanders unveil their new mascot 'Major Tuddy' 🐷

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

The feminine urge to try to glute bridge your boyfriends body weight…

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@tulokthe ("Phil but also Tulok") wrote:

OK, as a generation, let's agree we NEVER want thank you cards.

This tradition dies with our parents.

If I got you a gift, I just want you to enjoy it. Don't give me paper congratulating my generosity.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@LadyRed_6 ("Sniper Barbie") wrote:

“If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.”

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@metaltxt ("metal.txt") wrote:

this dude shows up as final fantasy enemies flanking the boss and you think oh shit but then you take him out with one Thundara

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@NotoriousPBG ("P.B. Gomez") wrote:

Brazilian security with anti-drone weapon at the Brazilian presidential inauguration.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

can you block yourself on twitter

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Let’s start the new year and the new Congress off on the right foot. Let’s end lobbying as we know it. Let’s padlock the revolving door. And let’s ban members of Congress and their spouses from owning or trading individual stocks.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Andrew Tate…hmmm... more like Andrew Taint