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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@kaylejh ("kayle hill ♿️") wrote:

annoying that my anxiety isn't cured with vacation days

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@MollyMcKew ("Molly McKew") wrote:

I don’t care what party you vote for but please stop voting for people with no desire or intention to govern

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@EricaFails ("Erica Henderson") wrote:

I haven't become a frightful hermit, the terror of the local children, to be told that I must not have noticed I had covid

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@katystoll ("Katy Stoll") wrote:

There's nothing more obnoxious than saying "I still haven't gotten Covid" and someone replies "you probably just didn't take the test right" I've done so many of these motherfuckers. Spent so much money testing myself with PCR and Antigen over the years. I remain untouched!

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Let’s gooooooooo

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@DiscussingFilm wrote:

The first trailer for ‘EVIL DEAD RISE’ has been released.

The film releases on April 21 in theaters.

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@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@petridishes ("Alexandra Petri") wrote:

little-known fact: if the speaker vote goes to a seventh ballot John Quincy Adams rises from the sea astride a seahorse of enormous dimensions and the winner has to fight him

@deno_land ("Deno") wrote:

Congrats to the winner @zernonia and runner-up @suciptodev for their creative use of edge functions! 🎉

More details on the winning submissions:
https://deno.com/blog/edge-functions-supabase-launch-week-6-hackathon#winners

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@supabase replied to a tweet by @supabase:

Best Edge Functions Project

This category was sponsored and judged by @deno_land.

🥇 Vista: https://github.com/zernonia/vista - by @zernonia.

🥈 Supa Que https://github.com/suciptoid/supaque - by @suciptodev

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@ElieNYC ("Elie Mystal") wrote:

Are people not allowed to suggest on TV that 6 Republicans should be reasonable and join @RepJeffries in a governing coalition?
OR
Are people who suggest Republicans be the ones to compromise not allowed on TV?

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@donwinslow ("Don Winslow") wrote:

I hope people will watch this and understand what happened here --- >

That on Jan 4 (2 days before the attack) the Sec of Defense restricted the National Guard and their ability to respond on January 6 and he did IN WRITING as AN ORDER.

Order: 👉 Amazon: https://buff.ly/3OddaHF

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@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

burned off my right eyelashes trying to smoke weed.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

I never want this episode to end.

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@MattLaslo ("Matt Laslo") wrote:

“These fucking people,” Rep. @DanCrenshawTX tells me after leaving the House floor. “Now they’re just being clowns.”

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@RyanDeto ("Ryan Deto") wrote:

🚨 Pittsburgh media news: The owners of Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Block Communications Inc., have purchased Pittsburgh City Paper, the region’s alt-weekly. BCI said all City Paper jobs will be maintained and CP will run independently

@abreslav ("Andrey Breslav") wrote:

I wrote up a short autobiorgaphy for my new home page. Even dug up a (low-res) photo of me sporting a beard back in 2011 :)

http://abreslav.com/bio

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

It’s past time to get rid of the Electoral College and pick presidents by the national popular vote. https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/25/politics/jamie-raskin-electoral-college-reform-january-6/index.html

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@NoahGarfinkel ("Noah Garfinkel") wrote:

Whatever you thought Congresswoman Spartz, Republican from Indiana, would sound like, I promise it’s not this:

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@BillyBaldwin ("Billy Baldwin") wrote:

BREAKING: George Santos just had his name called twice on the floor, and didn't respond. He seemed to MISS the Speaker vote as a result.

SERIOUS QUESTION: Is George Santos even his real name?

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

this thread explains the really specific math governing streaming decisions/cancellations/disappearances

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@PeterClines ("Peter Clines") replied to a tweet by @PeterClines:

Sounds like a model that would really benefit from you binging a lot of episodes in the first week or two, doesn’t it? And a show people don’t binge immediately would cost the studio money, because they’d have to start paying out residuals.

@Blithe ("Blithe Rocher, Ph.D.") retweeted:

@jackiehluo ("jackie luo") wrote:

with all this talk about how fast fashion and planned obsolescence have collided to cause a dramatic decline in quality of clothing, even at higher price points—what are some clothing brands you like that produce well-made, high-quality clothes worth the cost?

@RussellGlasser ("Russell Glasser 💙") wrote:

Even if McCarthy withdraws (after 7 votes and counting) I STILL don't see what they expect to happen next. Whichever faction the next candidate comes from, the other faction will still block them. (And no, I don't think any Republicans give up and vote Jeffries.)

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@ElieNYC ("Elie Mystal") wrote:

Republicans learning that Republicans aren't willing to govern and have an inexhaustible reserve of grievance is pretty funny.

I hope all you "Democrats should reach across the aisle" folks are watching and realize how stupid you've all sounded for so long.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@colinbell ("Colin Bell") wrote:

this Queen

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@benonwine wrote:

When you hear the name "Margaret Thatcher’ what's the first thing that comes to mind?

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@PaulRudnickNY ("Paul Rudnick") wrote:

George Santos is raising his hand to ask:
"Will there be cake?"
"Does anyone have change for a twenty - I'll pay you back"
"Elise, over here, it's George! George Santos!"
"Lauren - are you going to Olive Garden after?"
"Excuse me! Jim Jordan keeps farting and then looking at me"

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I think it’s time for the let’s all hate the Rock era

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@DiscussingFilm wrote:

Dwayne Johnson pushed for a producing credit on ‘SUPER PETS’ “but did little to promote it.”

He also insisted on a tequila bar at the ‘BLACK ADAM’ NY premiere, featuring his Teremana brand, despite the film being rated PG-13.

(Source: https://variety.com/2023/film/news/dwayne-johnson-dc-exit-black-adam-superman-failed-plan-1235478867/)

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") wrote:

If only! If Dems took a shot every time McCarthy lost a Republican, we’d all be unconscious by now🍹

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@JakeSherman ("Jake Sherman") wrote:

interesting moment -- Kat Cammack said Democrats have been drinking during the speaker vote.

Dems ask to "take down her words" -- a mechanism to formally erase her words from the record.

There are no rules, so there's no mechanism to do this.

@rob_hawkins ("Robin To The Hawkins") wrote:

Does anyone else name random neighborhood cats? @Keldo and I asked a cat round the corner what it's name was and it said "Map", so that one's called Map now.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@bensiegel ("Ben Siegel") wrote:

A Democrat just shouted "Stop the Steal!" as Perry begins a nominating speech for speaker.

"Order for the traitor!" another yelled.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:

If we were to make blush singles, would you want..

@steveklabnik wrote:

I wish I could leave a public comment that says “neither”

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@KUTnathan ("Nathan Bernier") wrote:

1/ PLANS TO WIDEN I-35 have been narrowed by TxDOT from two designs to one. You can leave a public comment on the project until March 7, so here's some of what TxDOT prefers to do.

https://www.kut.org/transportation/2023-01-03/txdot-narrows-option-for-widening-i-35-through-austin

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

*programming language

this shitpost was so bad my brain isn't letting me type correctly

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

"bors" more like "pull request mutex" amirite