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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

omg Negaverse Will Graham

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@jeffpearlman ("Jeff Pearlman") wrote:

Still remains the gold-standard reminder of a comma's importance

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

How do you find me on Mastodon? see if you can figure it out using the site itself

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I am enjoying newsletters and forums more than Mastodon

and Twitter for the posts

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I am *trying* to like Mastodon (if only because I'm being increasingly shamed over still being on Twitter) but man is it hard

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@RepKatiePorter ("Rep. Katie Porter") wrote:

The 15th time's the charm, apparently. Americans deserve more than House Republicans' inability to govern—and better than their proposed rule changes. Their agreement to weaken watchdogs, empower extremists, and tip the scales toward special interests betrays the American people.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

Mastodon doesn't immediately show me number of replies on a post (just if there's more than one) so I can't tell if there's going to be interesting conversation in the replies or just someone going "yeah man"

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@ElieNYC ("Elie Mystal") wrote:

"Tonight's the night Matt Gaetz became President." -- Van Jones soon.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

there is no immediate visual cues to denote post popularity, so shoot-from-the-hip thoughts have little reward

you feel pressured to Say Something Important

I'm not sure I've seen a single joke

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

I've been scouting Mastodon this week and so far it's:
- eyestrain UI
- people fixating on Twitter like they're Not mad
- no posting past 8pm

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@remembrancermx ("Yonah Gerber") wrote:

Saying this with all the love in my heart: I am deeply terrified of Christian theology. The idea of living to gain points for a known everlasting afterlife is just…offensive? Gamifying life is legit offensive.

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@ScholarPriest ("Father Jarel 🏳️‍🌈🇯🇲") wrote:

The whole life of the Christian is a preparation for death, our whole lives a continual approach to God - life’s source and origin - who is finishing his slow work in us and finally in whose eternity, takes that death, and makes it live through his cruciform love.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@sm ("Sara Mauskopf") wrote:

The perfect new job announcement photo doesn't exis-https://www.geekwire.com/2023/ex-twitter-vp-mike-davidson-joins-microsoft-to-lead-web-experiences-group/

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@blgtylr ("Brandon") replied to a tweet by @blgtylr:

I actually find this degree of dysfunction really soothing because it is much better when politicians openly hate each other. I think politicians trying to pretend to be nice and to cooperate was a big mistake lol. Bring back bludgeoning and seizing property and banishing.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

everyone puts their little blog posts on mastodon from 9-5 then comes here for the drama

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

mastodon's quiet because this is a Posting event, you see

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@editingemily ("emily freeman") wrote:

I swear you can tell everything you need to know about a person by how they treat animals.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

wow we sure are barreling straight into a fascist civil war bolstered by a pandemic and endless climate emergencies, I don't need to wait for the chapter summary on this one

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

I love history so much that I accidentally minored in it, and every day I look around like "wow this is so bad, this is so bad you guys, someone else please notice a pattern here"

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

real "picnic at Bull Run" feel these days

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@danpfeiffer ("Dan Pfeiffer") wrote:

What a doofus

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@therecount ("The Recount") wrote:

Kevin McCarthy tells CNN's @mkraju he believes he will have the votes to be elected House Speaker tonight.

Asked how he knows that, McCarthy responds, "Because I count."

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@OccupyDemocrats ("Occupy Democrats") wrote:

BREAKING: Michigan's Attorney General officially reopens her criminal investigation into the fake electors who signed a certificate in a coup attempt to keep Donald Trump illegally in power. RT IF YOU SUPPORT PROSECUTING THEM!

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@RonFilipkowski ("Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦") wrote:

Oh shit!

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@Al_Drago ("Al Drago") wrote:

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican from Georgia, holds her smart phone with former US President Donald Trump on the line, as Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, waves it off during a meeting of the 118th Congress in the House Chamber on Friday.

#SpeakerVote

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

snap a pool cue and throw half onto the House floor

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@IlhanMN ("Ilhan Omar") wrote:

McCarthy just agreed to a deal with far right insurrectionists that would hold the entire US and global economy hostage to extreme cuts to everything from housing to education, healthcare, Social Security and Medicare.

Hard to overstate how dangerous this is.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") retweeted:

@xavrv ("snarky handle 🫠") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

@alicegoldfuss haha the Simulation is broken

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@offbeatorbit ("Ashley Reese") wrote:

Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t that. I’m honestly wheezing 😭

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@prstskrzkrk ("Stefan Bielik") wrote:

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour

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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

how close are we to another Congressional caning

@hiro_asari ("あさり 🗣🇯🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 📚🇪🇸🇫🇷🇵🇹") retweeted:

@rawsalerts ("R A W S A L E R T S") wrote:

🚨#BREAKING: Six-year-old child firing a gun at school leaves teacher in critical condition

📌#Newport | #VA

A 6-year-old student is now in custody following an intentional shooting at Richneck Elementary School on Friday afternoon that sent a female teacher to the hospital

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

Let's send everyone a check for 10k and adjourn for a month, sound good to everyone

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I mean not really in a rush to have the House do anything at this point anyway, fine by me

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@wuerker ("Matt Wuerker") replied to a tweet by @AnnTelnaes:

@AnnTelnaes Who you going to believe, Jr or your lying eyes??