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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

Janelle was very good, everyone is right about that

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I only got thrown by two things, including a running gag that didn't matter at all

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

welp Glass Onion was certainly a Knives Out movie

at least most of the details mattered this time

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@russfischer ("Russ Fischer") wrote:

Me, an idiot: Nic Cage makes funny faces.

Nic Cage:

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@Evil_Mog ("EvilMog") wrote:

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@Samanthaaaachan ("Samanthaaaa") wrote:

This is soo cool

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Stockholme syndrome etymology was bs

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@erinbowbooks ("Erin Bow") wrote:

I just read -- in the book SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO by Jess Hill -- about the incident in Stockholm for which Stockholm Syndrome is named, and I am royally pissed off on behalf of all women, buckle up.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

I’m a deep house junky a, and b it’s funny how ppl not having fun shoot ppl having a better time. More should be like Fabric in London and ban vids.

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@jamesdgreig ("James Greig") wrote:

Whether you’re dancing with abandon or quietly enjoying the music, however you behave in a public space is now fair game for a stranger to film you and mock you on the internet. I worry that this kind of thing represents the death of fun! https://twitter.com/groundzeromsq/status/1610687847454937090

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") wrote:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that David the Gnome is straight

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@santiagomayer_ ("Santiago Mayer") wrote:

POV: You’re Nancy Pelosi talking to Kevin McCarthy

Video:

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") retweeted:

@YohKyle ("Kamiduzaurus") wrote:

In Japanese, Usagi's mispronounciation of 遺伝子工学 idenshikōgaku (genetic engineering) was the nonsensical sounding o-denshi おでんし; the old translation came up with its own get around so the joke would make sense in English.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MalcolmNance ("Malcolm Nance") wrote:

Every word of this tweet is a lie. Every. Fucking. Word.

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@RealScarey wrote:

Never forget that on Jan 6th

> Pelosi Rejected National Guard help
> Capitol Police let Protesters in
> Ray Epps (FBI) led the charge
> BLM / ANTIFA was present
> DEMS Assassinated Ashley Babbit
> Cover-up of STOLEN 2020 Election
> 14K hours of UNSEEN Surveillance

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@OriginalRamiz ("Ramiz Monsef") wrote:

New God Dropped.

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@MathiasZamecki ("Mathias Zamęcki 🌱") wrote:

Ivy grew on street lamp near botanical garden in my city. Looks like one of beksinski paintings

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@ninaturner ("Nina Turner") wrote:

Apparently, quiet hiring is when a company asks existing employees to do more than one job without a raise in pay.

If your company starts quiet hiring, it’s time to quiet organize.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

they are obsessed with parsley?

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @bahamat:

@bahamat what a great piece of software

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@JohnWFerguson ("John Wayne Ferguson") wrote:

Update: The charges have been dropped against the man accused of throwing cans of White Claw at Sen. Ted Cruz during the Astros World Series parade.

A grand jury failed to find an indictment #HouNews

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@JohnWFerguson ("John Wayne Ferguson") wrote:

Confirmed this is real. Lawyers for the man accused of throwing unopened cans of liquor at Ted Cruz says he was trying to get the Senator to chug a drink. Story TK @HoustonChron https://twitter.com/HoustonCrimLaw/status/1590456556461920256

@bahamat ("Brian Bennett") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

@alicegoldfuss And yet…This is another major problem with mastodon. All of these are empty 🤷

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Omfg actor Farley Granger’s memoir has this INCREDIBLE story about his friend Eva La Galliene & her costar Joseph Schildkraut

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@MuseZack ("Zack Stentz") wrote:

I like Twitter's view count feature because it lets you see things like how @hradzka's epic deep dive thread about a minor yet pivotal character in Conan the Barbarian is getting more eyeballs than, say, The Daily Show and the entire CW network.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

my partner has been in Canada too long he just called Thomas and Martha Wayne’s murderer “Joe Fresh”

@rantasmo replied to a tweet by @rantasmo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n21qSD-LnPQ

@rantasmo wrote:

The part where they were picking out M3GAN's wig should have been way longer @brianjoralvarez

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") wrote:

I was watching a video series about a guy developing a NES emulator and only just now noticed that the graphics chip has a special mode for easily writing columns of background tiles, making it way simpler to do horizontal scrolling

@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") wrote:

getting drummed out of Romance Writers of America for putting this forward as the "emotionally satisfying and optimistic ending" of my romance novel

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@NaughtyZippo ("Naughty Zippo") wrote:

Were you injured in an car accident that wasn't your fault?

@kumailn ("Kumail Nanjiani") wrote:

All episodes of #WelcometoChippendales are now streaming on @hulu. Binge 'em all before it's too late. Otherwise will be major consequences. I can't get into details right now, but they will be bad. Trust me. It's safer to just binge them all ASAP. I'd hit play right now.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@americandialect ("American Dialect Society") wrote:

The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. https://www.americandialect.org/2022-word-of-the-year-is-ussy

@rantasmo wrote:

Swear to god I'm inches away from cultivating a new fashion trend called "grampcore"

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

Beginning my Sailor Moon transformation*

*putting on my Doc Martens so I can tower over twinks like a half-orc