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@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") wrote:

Perfect 🤌

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@ProfInsomnium ("Professor Insomnium #FBPE #AGC") wrote:

@Oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_mothers_day&a=a_pooping_hrng&t=t_drawing_crybaby

Okay, we cracked up at this one!

@DOStatus ("DigitalOcean Status") wrote:

Investigating: Our Engineering team is investigating an issue with Functions through the App Platform system. At this time users will see 504 errors when processing Functions in Apps in all regions. We apologize for the disruption and… https://stspg.io/hryzv7n5l2x9?u=nrjjfbymx6x5

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Amazon, Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, & Grubhub will reimburse employees who need to travel for an abortion—but not the workers they’ve misclassified as independent contractors. Here’s how we can make sure drivers get the same benefits as office workers:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elizabeth-warren-cori-bush-abortion-contractors_n_63b71a3de4b0b2e150660c7a

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

The master of suspense invites you to a gay little party and a bit of murder between friends. Join me for a livestream before the premiere of my new video, this Sunday at 11am pacific! You can hit the notify bell to get a reminder when we go live. https://youtube.com/live/bvGxwcjfq_Y?feature=share

@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") wrote:

God Bless https://theoatmeal.com/therapist

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Getting checked into a mental ward after bragging to everyone at CVS that I only eat the women M&Ms

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@PopBase ("Pop Base") wrote:

M&M’s are set to release their first ever all-female character packages.

@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:

i will admit i didn't really understand this part of the controversy at first since it's like, so wildly out there compared to the norm

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

We are so back

@steveklabnik wrote:

... wonder if anyone's gonna try this OGL "authorized" bullshit in a software license, to attempt to revoke previous versions of the license

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@DFisman ("David Fisman") wrote:

That was literally the point of bill 124. That’s why they’re appealing the legal decision: they need to break the public health system in order to make privatization palatable

Don’t you let them

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@ColinDMello ("Colin D'Mello | Global News") wrote:

NEW: Ford government’s internal briefing documents admit low wages, Bill 124 have been contributing to health care staffing issues.

Based on FOI work by @isaaccallan

https://globalnews.ca/news/9340310/health-care-ontario-bill-124-ford-government-documents/

#onpoli

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@RLS_2M ("Robert S") wrote:

We should protect our bike lanes from cars as well as Target protects their escalators from shopping carts.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@AlecStapp ("Alec Stapp") wrote:

Reminder for whenever you hear the term “personal carbon footprint”

@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") wrote:

"'And you're right, it does feel gross and shady,' he wrote..."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/amelia-knisely-loses-job-reporting-abuse-allegations-west-virginias-foster-care-psychiatric-facilities/

@alyankovic ("Al Yankovic") wrote:

Thanks, Andrew!

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@andrewlavallee ("Andrew LaVallee") wrote:

Went there https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/06/movies/oscar-nominations-best-picture.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuonUktbfqIhkSVUbBSbQWsYmowbBguPEyaZ5gHj7LS6cVTdFyf9QCYWb5wLVZKF_esE-mTSHQdsLeJkeeMtP9M4NdUp8V1vv5ZKehJUOJyhy8IvoADpogpiIDOxl_Xq3YGLnbe5zybD6tkvab2PoUPbc0CEmNx8l9cU-DSyi33cKz6jBEPckmYUtmKd8We0pAGsIdyKIvPP3Ch1hOdrgbh3U6wQ-X-AxSiiE1JfHqOpGKFMOfAqAGHBv4m886sdeOMcXPcv8Kx0ifcn5iNYBG3eXcz9vLR43aCHwNgUqIOA&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") replied to a tweet by @Oatmeal:

If anyone is interested in playing this as a card game, sign up here. If enough people are interested, I'll explore turning it into a party game. (If not, it will happily live forever as a web comic) http://eepurl.com/ihyYlj

@Oatmeal ("The Oatmeal") wrote:

I built a random comic generator that makes horrible comics about therapy. If you get a good one, post it in the thread below. https://theoatmeal.com/therapist

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

THIS JUST IN! Nighttime Realness Has Arrived. https://youtu.be/T71lbCZlURY via @YouTube

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:

@mattxiv ("matt") wrote:

do these people think that you wake up on the morning of your 18th birthday with a letter under your door informing you that you’re lgbt

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

why isnt meteorology the study of meteors

@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") wrote:

As the new speakership begins, here's the estimable @SteveBenen on the "Top 10 most important things to know about Speaker McCarthy":
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/top-10-important-things-know-speaker-mccarthy-rcna64934

@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:

@TheKingCenter ("The Martin Luther King, Jr. Center") wrote:

We must address the racism in the technology. How can we implement technology that ‘protects’ all Georgians, all Americans and all global citizens? Using technology that has a clear racial bias is unacceptable.

@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:

@BlackVotersMtr ("Black Voters Matter Fund") wrote:

"South Carolina's Republican-created congressional map deliberately split up Black neighborhoods in Charleston to diminish their voting power and must be redrawn."

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/south-carolina-congressional-map-deliberately-hurt-black-voters-judges-rule-2023-01-06/

@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:

@eji_org ("Equal Justice Initiative") wrote:

On this day in 1961, thousands of white people rioted and hurled rocks at Charlayne Hunter and Hamilton Holmes, the University of Georgia's first Black students. To overcome racial inequality, we must confront our history. https://calendar.eji.org/racial-injustice/jan/09

@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:

@Phil_Lewis_ ("philip lewis") wrote:

- The man confronted and shot the 13-year-old after claiming the boy was breaking into cars
- The boy was shot multiple times
- No indication the boy was armed
- Authorities are working to determine whether criminal charges are warranted

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/northeast-dc-homeowner-shoots-kills-13-year-old-after-claiming-he-was-breaking-into-cars

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@LindsayAWatts ("Lindsay Watts") wrote:

Karon Blake, 13, was shot & killed by a NE man who tells police he saw him breaking into cars early Sat.

Tonight Karon’s school shared photos of him, describing him as a quiet & inquisitive 6th grader who loved football & fashion. Police have not yet id’d or charged shooter. 1/2

@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") retweeted:

@therapy4bgirls ("Therapy for Black Girls") wrote:

Hey sis, don’t forget to give yourself the same amount of grace you’re going to give someone else this week.

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

House Republicans aren’t always united. But here are a few things they unanimously opposed last year:
🚫 Letting Medicare negotiate lower prescription drug prices
🚫 Making sure billionaire corporations pay taxes
🚫 Cracking down on Big Oil’s price gouging

@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin 🇺🇸🇮🇸") retweeted:

@poespuck ("eb george") replied to a tweet by @itsCHADxD:

@itsCHADxD @cadlymack Do not perpetuate the idea that artists don’t deserve money for their work. It’s work. People need money to survive. It’s not a “bonus.” If we allow for that, it means we will only have artists of the privileged class. A great article on the subject: https://amp.theguardian.com/culture/2022/dec/10/huge-decline-working-class-people-arts-reflects-society

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@NeoliberalSnow ("Neoliberal John Snow") replied to a tweet by @NeoliberalSnow:

When @Bob_Wachter contacted me through a medium, he was struggling with how to use his platform to help others. The next morn, I spoke to him in the fog of his bathroom mirror, scrawling the word, "don't." And then: "make it about you." He read these as two separate answers.

@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:

@NeoliberalSnow ("Neoliberal John Snow") replied to a tweet by @NeoliberalSnow:

@AshishKJha46 summoned my spirit when he was named White House Covid Response Coordinator. He said, I feel bad about saying things are back to normal when that isn't true. I told him, do it anyway, it's good for business. He cried and said, I needed that permission. I cried, too.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Tune into http://YouTube.com/trixiemattel at noon pacific for the full scoop 📺 📰