@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
We have got to stop straight people from trying to do camp.
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@alex_abads ("alex") wrote:
the United States of America, a country known for restraint and modesty
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
We have got to stop straight people from trying to do camp.
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@alex_abads ("alex") wrote:
the United States of America, a country known for restraint and modesty
@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") replied to a tweet by @BarackObama:
If you need to get covered, head over to http://Healthcare.gov. Open enrollment ends this Sunday, January 15.
@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") wrote:
I’ll always be proud to have my name associated with a program that’s helping folks get the health care they need. https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/11/us/obamacare-aca-miami-fl.html
@chaseruyle ("nah") retweeted:
@p_lyons_ ("Patrick Lyons") wrote:
idk how much is adrian belew and how much is brian eno, but this 30 seconds of “born under punches” is some of the best guitar action ever recorded
@chaseruyle ("nah") retweeted:
@EmmaTolkin ("𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨 𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙮") wrote:
Achingly beautiful and raw performance. I’ll never forget it. 💕
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what performance do you feel like is a PERFECT performance?
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Biden’s classified documents sunny-side up
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/01/13/telnaes-biden-garland-documents-special-counsel/
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") wrote:
Apparently vi has a lisp system now.
cellular-automaton.nvim: And as the rat's milk returns to the sewer, the cycle of Life is complete.
I'll be abandoning Twitter soon. Join me on Mastodon: @jwz@mastodon.social
@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:
more saliently, drab city also follows one of the red scare hosts, so the shouting about eating bugs and plant-based milk replacements is prob just the externally-observable portion of a slide down the post-left to fash pipeline
@almostcmb ("Chris Brown") wrote:
Of course that’s your contention, you’re a new VC coming off a two year product stint at a Series C business. You just got done readin’ the blogs, probably Fred and Elad, maybe High Growth Handbook. You’re gonna be convinced of that until next month when..
@33mhz ("Old Scratch Disk") wrote:
you follow Kreayshawn
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@oOoOOsounds ("oOoOO") wrote:
I'm 100% convinced Tiny Desk Concerts is a psyop intended to destroy music's associations with Truth, Beauty, Grandeur, Magic, & the Great Potential of the Human Spirit, while reforming it into midwit 'content' compatible with "you'll eat bugs, own nothing, and be happy" ideology
@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
I feel embarrassed talking about my own! published! works! but this guy is complaining that an author stole his (unfinished) idea...where do I buy this confidence
@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:
that specific irritation of listening to a media analysis podcast and one of the hosts starts comparing things to his unpublished novel
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:
the is the moment
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@ObsessedINTL ("Obsessed") replied to a tweet by @TrixieCosmetics:
@TrixieCosmetics we are!
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:
@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:
who's ready?
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@JamesTate121 ("James Tate") wrote:
Sue @SpeakerMcCarthy out of existence.
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@RepSwalwell ("Rep. Eric Swalwell") wrote:
Since @SpeakerMcCarthy lied yesterday about me — in stark contrast to THREE FBI statements about my assistance — my family and I have been flooded with death threats. Here’s the latest. Who is Austin E. Taylor?
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@Mr_Electrico ("Driftglass, Guardian of Inconvenient History") wrote:
The New York Times is Sooo Thirsty https://driftglass.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-new-york-times-is-sooo-thirsty.html
@deno_land ("Deno") replied to a tweet by @deno_land:
And our Office Hours is live! Tune in, ask a question, hang out:
@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:
Mastodon is like watching neighbors chat over fences and Twitter is like "here is the coolest shit you've ever seen" while someone shoots a bazooka at your head
@DemSocialists ("DSA 🌹") wrote:
DSA's National Convention is coming in 2023! Please join us 1/26, 8pm ET for debate and discussion on the future of DSA. We'll dig into important political questions facing our organization and what the terrain looks like for us and for the left broadly.
https://act.dsausa.org/signup/future-of-dsa/
@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:
Oh now I see what everyone is talking about with the For You shit
lol
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
dylan thomas
@rustlang ("Rust Language") retweeted:
@larsberg_ ("Lars Bergstrom") wrote:
It's exciting to see @ChromiumDev announcing support for the use of @rustlang! It's been a long journey, and I look forward to watching them evaluate, adopt, & hopefully even contribute to some of the amazing libraries available in the #rustlang ecosystem https://security.googleblog.com/2023/01/supporting-use-of-rust-in-chromium.html
@rustlang ("Rust Language") retweeted:
@cratesiostatus ("crates.io status") wrote:
Monitoring: We are seeing reports of index updates taking a long time right now due to changes in the index. See https://github.com/rust-lang/cargo/issues/11014 for workarounds to speed up the process. Sorry for the inconvenience! https://stspg.io/kfpzsp8dxwl9?u=1xzbczxvyvc8
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@TurnedOutToBey ("Spice Cupboard") wrote:
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox and eye lift
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
When a parent runs to the drugstore for medicine to bring down their kid’s fever, they shouldn’t be confronted with empty shelf after empty shelf. We need answers about what’s behind these unacceptable shortages and how Johnson & Johnson plans to fix them.
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@AyannaPressley ("Ayanna Pressley") wrote:
Families in Massachusetts are struggling to find the tylenol & motrin their children need.
@ewarren, @LoriTrahanMA & @TeamKClark want answers and action.
@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:
God this is the funniest response
@colinhacks ("Colin McDonnell") wrote:
maybe find a better abbreviation for "deductible"
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@Wizards_DnD ("Dungeons & Dragons") wrote:
Over the past week we have witnessed an incredible outpour of passion and dedication from our community working together to protect and cultivate the inclusive environment of Dungeons & Dragons.
Please read our update on the Open Game License: http://www.dndbeyond.com/posts/1423-an-update-on-the-open-game-license-ogl/
@chaseruyle ("nah") retweeted:
@BevsNotGuilty ("Meat Davidson") wrote:
I am BEGGING you to watch this TikTok a dude has rarely rocked even half this hard
@zilmer ("Priidu Zilmer") wrote:
TIL: Propofol is referred to as ‘milk of amnesia’.