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@steveklabnik retweeted:

@CubicleApril ("April King 🌀") wrote:

pedro pascal implies the existence of a pedro c++

@RussellGlasser ("Russell Glasser 💙") replied to a tweet by @RussellGlasser:

Also, I follow quite a few people who occasionally post great stuff, but sometimes ramble for a while in a long string. In Following it's unskippable; in For You I rarely see it. It's a trade-off. I still find For You more readable, but both are getting worse over time. 2/2

@RussellGlasser ("Russell Glasser 💙") wrote:

Every time someone complains about promoted tweets, the replies always say "Still viewing 'For You?' Just switch to 'Following' and it will clear up!"

Idk what you're seeing, but on mobile my Following feed still has an ad every five tweets or so. 1/2

@steveklabnik wrote:

you: "c is nice because there's no hidden costs, you see every malloc and free, and know that the standard library doesn't do shenanigans behind your back"

me: https://github.com/Apple-FOSS-Mirror/Libc/blob/2ca2ae74647714acfc18674c3114b1a5d3325d7d/gen/wordexp.c#L192

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:

One way you could lighten your schedule @elonmusk is to follow through & announce your Twitter replacement.
#PutUpOrShutUp

https://www.wsj.com/articles/when-does-elon-musk-sleep-billionaire-speaks-of-limits-to-fixing-twitter-and-his-back-pain-11675604800?st=vf6gxx4hosmwwex via @WSJ

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@ExtinctionR ("XR | ExtinctionR@social.rebellion.global") wrote:

“As we speak, oil is spilling in my community every day, people are dying.”

https://theintercept.com/2023/02/01/shell-oil-niger-delta-nigeria-lawsuit/

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@borzou ("Borzou Daragahi 🖊🗒") wrote:

Leaked emails show secret Russian program to pay European politicians to take pro-Kremlin line on Ukraine. Targeted countries include Austria, Germany, Italy, Bulgaria, Greece, Cyprus, Latvia, Romania and Turkey. https://www.occrp.org/en/investigations/kremlin-linked-group-arranged-payments-to-european-politicians-to-support-russias-annexation-of-crimea

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@thesarahyork ("Sarah York") wrote:

Waiting patiently for you all to discover The Righteous Gemstones

Video:

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Hold up

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@nypost ("New York Post") wrote:

14-dog conga line breaks Guinness World Record in Germany https://trib.al/gUfurZq

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:

In fairness, George Santos has served in Congress for so long it was bound to happen eventually.

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@nytpolitics ("NYT Politics") wrote:

A prospective congressional aide has accused Representative George Santos of ethics violations and sexual harassment, according to a letter the man sent to the House Committee on Ethics and posted to Twitter on Friday. https://nyti.ms/3lbD1p2

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Whenever a news outlet reports on defense lawyers it’s always like “BREAKING: Lawyer does job?” without any hint of irony in the blatant bias of the reporting. The first intro of the lawyer in this article is “silver-tongued” lmao

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@nytimesworld ("New York Times World") wrote:

Stanislas Eskenazi, a corporate lawyer in Brussels, volunteered with the city’s legal aid service, typically helping petty criminals. One day he picked up the phone, and Belgium’s most-wanted man wanted to speak with him. https://nyti.ms/3JXesXp

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

“The official said Chinese balloons briefly transited the continental United States at least three times during the prior administration.” F-22 Safely Shoots Down Chinese Spy Balloon Off South Carolina Coast https://www.defense.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/3288543/f-22-safely-shoots-down-chinese-spy-balloon-off-south-carolina-coast/#.Y9_ng5JH75o.twitter

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:

Raise a hand if you've been there ✋🏻

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Every Vaccine in Star Trek: a Supercut of Inoculation - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0Bd9lTda8

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@holy_schnitt ("ellie schnitt") wrote:

idk how to play dungeons & dragons but it doesn’t matter, I will wipe the floor with these fools (if it is the type of game you win, which is still unclear to me)

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@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

SO EXCITED to the lineup for "All Goblins Are Bastards," my first ever Dungeons & Dragons live-show!

- @xychelsea
- @holy_schnitt
- @ClimateTown
- @How2Drink

Will our doomed heroes be able to escape in time? Find out this Saturday at @caveatnyc! https://caveat.nyc/events/dd-prison-break-agab-2-11-2023

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Antivaxxers are no joke. Fucking POLIO (yes, THAT polio, remember?) discovered in NYC wastewater. Whether or not it’s carried from where endemic there are increasing populations of unvaccinated children who are at severe risk.

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@IanCopeland5 ("Dr. Ian Copeland (PhD)") wrote:

Antivaxers think it's a game...

In July, a person from NY was paralyzed from Polio!!!

Wastewater testing confirmed 8% of samples were positive and genetically related to the polio strain he contracted.

THAT MEANS MULTIPLE PEOPLE ARE INFECTED IN NY!!!

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7144e2.htm

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@How2Drink ("Greg Parody Account") wrote:

In a very unexpected and insane turn I’m playing #DnD on stage @caveatnyc with @gaywonk @holy_schnitt @RollieWilliams & @xychelsea! How did this happen? Who knows! Should you attend/watch the stream? Yes if you ever want to talk to me again!
For tickets https://caveat.stellartickets.com/events/dandd-prison-break/occurrences/7039218a-1833-447a-a7ee-b3176a7fd82f

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

SO EXCITED to the lineup for "All Goblins Are Bastards," my first ever Dungeons & Dragons live-show!

- @xychelsea
- @holy_schnitt
- @ClimateTown
- @How2Drink

Will our doomed heroes be able to escape in time? Find out this Saturday at @caveatnyc! https://caveat.nyc/events/dd-prison-break-agab-2-11-2023

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@JohnFugelsang ("John Fugelsang") wrote:

If you’re outraged over a Chinese spy balloon being able to look down on America wait til you hear about this Google Earth thing.

Oh, and satellites. You don’t even wanna know about those.

@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

also annoying is the “man just wants to play vidya games, mean nagging wife won’t let him” trope. can we please kill it already? jfc

@TracketPacer wrote:

somebody in the network/tech space on my TL RT’d this recently. i get that this is a joke, but i have never found the “ha ha my WIFE doesn’t understand TECHNOLOGY” bullshit funny. can we please move past sexist humor in tech, where women are already discouraged from existing? thx

@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:

Every door knock, every phone call, every $5 contribution—it all added up. And now new Democratic majorities are making a difference. https://www.wsj.com/articles/minnesota-with-new-democratic-control-enacts-state-abortion-rights-11675190873

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

In 2022, we capped the price of insulin at $35 a month for seniors on Medicare, made the largest investment in climate in a generation, and much more.

Help us continue building on this progress by chipping in today:
https://secure.actblue.com/donate/social-feb-2023?refcode=sm_20230205_kdh

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Whaaaat? Stormy the gay reality TV host? Nice.

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@StormyDaniels ("Stormy Daniels") wrote:

This is amazing! Thank you @maddow but I should only caution that you'll learn a lot of other words by watching the episodes. I know I did! I'll never look at otters the same again 😂 https://twitter.com/tophcus/status/1620469489224798209

@TracketPacer retweeted:

@NikkiMegaplaza ("Nikki") wrote:

I'm so glad I accidentally found out about computer networking first before any other field in tech. Everything builds off of networking. wow.

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

does gaydar use gamma beams or tachyons

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Mamma Mia

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@disclosetv ("Disclose.tv") wrote:

JUST IN - Large-scale Internet blackout in Italy: reports

@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:

QUIZ: Will Using ext4, A Journaling File System, Make You Feel Better or Bring You to the Darkest Place You’ve Ever Been?

@jesus ("Jesus Christ") wrote:

I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!

@dorrismccomics ("Alex Norris") retweeted:

@Josh_Gabbatiss ("Josh Gabbatiss") wrote:

I'm proud to announce a project that has been nearly 22 years in the making:

Josh'es [sic] Book of ANIMALS 🦭

Since the age of nine I have been writing and illustrating my own animal encyclopedia, and as of last week I can confirm that it is finished...