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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

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@CMTQ2 ("CQ") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

@LolOverruled Oh the life of being attractive, bi guy that is also does good thing for a career and is marginally famous.. chin up buttercup, you’ll be ok.

@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin 🇺🇸🇮🇸") wrote:

Eve players: Consider helping!
https://www.eveonline.com/news/view/plex-for-good-tuerkiye-and-syria

@RachelAppel ("Rachel Appel") wrote:

TIL this is a thing https://otterkit.com/
Everything old is new again. 🙃
I kind of want to do a talk on this. 🤔

@33mhz ("Querelle de Brestine-Boubilie") replied to a tweet by @33mhz:

Posting Harry Potter spoilers is an internet tradition that long pre-dates Mastodon and JKR's overt anti-trans radicalization. But ALSO, as vitriolic as she's been on here lately, how could you not

@33mhz ("Querelle de Brestine-Boubilie") wrote:

ooh my god lmao apparently masto dot lol crashed and burned over the hogwarts game

It seems the admin advised against posting to the public timeline that your teacher, Professor Fig, always dies at the end, and that Rockwood cursed Anne and framed the goblins

@33mhz ("Querelle de Brestine-Boubilie") wrote:

The lights are flashing
you're in the back
of my mind, baby
live slug reacts

@alyankovic ("Al Yankovic") wrote:

.@jormataccone last night on @FallonTonight

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@schneierblog ("Schneier Blog") wrote:

Hacking the Tax Code http://dlvr.it/SjChtK

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@FloFluoro ("Flo P.") wrote:

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@liminalfunnycat ("liminal @ fandaniel brain") wrote:

this is the evil version of the happy with coke yippee german kid

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@lcasdev ("Luca Casonato 🏳️‍🌈") wrote:

Such an excellent feature

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@deno_land ("Deno") wrote:

Did you know Deno tests can also detect leaky resources?

@33mhz ("Querelle de Brestine-Boubilie") wrote:

horrible news: I have discovered a discord dedicated to fantasy consoles and now I'm looking at them and considering their design decisions

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@33mhz ("Querelle de Brestine-Boubilie") wrote:

please do not call in a wellness check on me but I think it would be cool to make a fantasy console or computer

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@OriginalRamiz ("Ramiz Monsef") wrote:

Get ya thin mints from Troop 6000 y’all.

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@WUTangKids ("Wu-Tang is for the Children") wrote:

If you’re thinking of getting Girl Scout cookies please consider Girl Scout Troop 6000, which is entirely made up of girls living in NYC homeless shelters https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/whatgirlsdo/gs-troop-6000.html

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MeetJess ("Jess") wrote:

Bird flu case found in Houston.

If this is true, we are in trouble …

Anyone else have any sources for this info ?

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@Tifftastic75 ("Tiffany Najberg") wrote:

This is MUCH WORSE than I had imagined. An entire plane was exposed. He was symptomatic. If it is spreading person to person we are in trouble.

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@MorePerfectUS ("More Perfect Union") wrote:

On February 3, a horrifying railroad accident took place. A Norfolk Southern freight train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. You might've seen images of the flames, but you probably haven't heard that unions were trying to prevent this exact accident. 🧵

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@HeidiNCloset ("Heidi N Closet") wrote:

I thought the chicken was lovely……

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

Ishmael goes on this scientific thread about what a narwhal's tusk could be used for...then adds that he thinks the narwhal could use it to flip pages when reading a little pamphlet

like, how dare you have jokes

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

I got to the infamous "whale facts" chapter in Moby Dick and it was *hilarious*

this book is so good

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

"There’s naught so sweet on earth—heaven may not match it!—as those swift glances of warm, wild bosoms in the dance, when the over-arboring arms hide such ripe, bursting grapes." - Moby Dick

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

HERMAN MELVILLE: *definitely not gay* breasts are like, uh, grapes

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@d_feldman ("Daniel Feldman") wrote:

Comment on a French toast recipe on Food Network

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@funranium ("Funranium Labs (@funranium@redwombat.social)") wrote:

No.

NO!!!!!

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@_alex_joshua ("Alex") wrote:

My wife: You had a really bad dream

Me: I'm sure it wasn't that bad

The dream:

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

it’s SO IMPORTANT where you part your hair my god

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

We salute you, Stacey.

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@edoornek ("Dept. of the Inferior") wrote:

Never been a Star Wars girlie, but I vividly remember this song whipping so much fucking ass.
Also @DaveHolmes fan from day 1. https://twitter.com/jacksonboren/status/1623408673472274432

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Seconded

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@PatrikSandberg ("PATRIK") wrote:

The first great album of 2023 was released 49 minutes ago.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Normalize saying “shut up bitch” in a Doctor Phil voice to a baby on a plane.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

we got our notice today too lmao.

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@idlehandsdev ("Sean Hodgins") wrote:

Anyone know how they’re planning on confirming if you “checked in” with your home network? Could it be spoofed if you know the account holders home network info? I smell an RPi solution possibly.

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@marklewismd ("Mark Lewis") wrote:

Happy “I am not a cat” Day to all who celebrate

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

One of my favorite genre of posts is “we are shocked to find out this guy who really seemed like a pedophile was one”

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@mhat ("asymptotically matt") wrote:

When will it be okay to stop using poor performing programming languages with bad module systems in the name of “developer productivity”? It’s getting harder and harder to believe that these tools are actually helping us at this point.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@pptsapper ("Angry Staff Officer") wrote:

The types of memes my friends send me

I can't complain