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@schneierblog ("Schneier Blog") wrote:

Fines as a Security System http://dlvr.it/SjhwRW

@RachelAppel ("Rachel Appel") wrote:

The very worse thing is that they say no, or might ghost you. I think most adults can deal with that.

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@trisha_gee ("Trisha Gee") wrote:

This is your irregular reminder that you're definitely not going to get that job if you don't apply for it. Push yourself, even if you think you're not ready. They might say yes.

@olensmar ("Ole Lensmar") retweeted:

@CloudIslamabad ("Cloud Native Islamabad") wrote:

Monokle vs. Lens vs. K9s

Author: @TechTalkingMom

Read more: https://medium.com/kubeshop-i/monokle-vs-lens-vs-k9s-1d5d94d84b5c

@RachelAppel ("Rachel Appel") wrote:

Hey Ooh! Cookies, is this is your thing, you’ll do better at Görlitzer Park than Potsdamer Platz. Just sayin. 🍪

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

you invented every piece of this hardware including the length of the cord was there really no more dignified way to do this tony

@timminchin ("Tim Minchin") wrote:

UK & Ireland! You can buy or rent #MatildaMovie from the usual digital platforms AND it's now available on Blu-ray (including Sing-Along) and DVD! 👇
https://www.sonypictures.co.uk/movies/roald-dahls-matilda-musical/
@SonyPicsAtHome

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@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@nirushika ("Sheree Atcheson #DemandingMore OUT NOW📙") wrote:

Mayor of LONDON announces free school meals for London pupils - great!

Comments filled with people asking why he’s not doing it for everywhere. The clue’s in the title no?

Get in touch with your local MP- it’s their job. And be sure to reference their voting record on FSM too!

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@BBCBreakfast ("BBC Breakfast") wrote:

Mayor of London Sadiq Khan has launched a £130m scheme to give every primary school pupil free school meals.

He told #BBCBreakfast why it will support thousands of children in the next academic year

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-64677228

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@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") wrote:

Lowest score where I actually attempted the work was, iirc, 5 out of a possible 100 points. Lousy student, diffyqult subject, disastrous illness, not a recipe for good results. I've been a 4.0(ish) student post-transplant and post climbing out of poverty.

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@gauravsabnis ("Gaurav Sabnis") wrote:

Flex your lowest academic low score.
To remind us that almost everyone fails at some point in life but it isn't the end of the road. Just a memory in the end.

Mine was 27/100 in Engineering Math 2, just a year after I'd scored 99 in 12th boards. Much needed kick in my butt.

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@__femb0t ("femb✦t") wrote:

omgggg

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@noampomsky ("Ava") wrote:

more and more convinced that your immunity to certain brainworms basically determines the quality of your life

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I met @unclebigtim and he said “you’re not a doctor’s son, you’re the son of a doctor” and I think that’s a compliment but honestly he also brought me a decommissioned grenade as a gift so I have no idea how stable this man is

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") replied to a tweet by @volkadav:

in a sense i think this pareidolia engrained in us is why people are fooled by large language models regurgitating our own pap, harvested and uncomprehendingly digested at gigascale, back at us. monkeys hooting at a broken mirror.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

What’s she cooking

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") wrote:

occasionally i run into things that bear the deep signatures of genius or insanity, and the particularly terrifying ones are those where it is impossible to determine which predominates.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@ErynnBrook ("Erynn Brook") wrote:

Still amazes me that to get an arts degree in anything you basically have to understand how history, society and politics apply to the things we make, and yet we just let these nerds run wild without ensuring they understand the basic message of Jurassic Park.

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@sama ("Sam Altman") replied to a tweet by @sama:

there will be more challenges like bias (we don’t want ChatGPT to be pro or against any politics by default, but if you want either then it should be for you; working on this now) and people coming away unsettled from talking to a chatbot, even if they know what’s really going on

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

SAY “TWINK DEATH” AGAIN. SAY IT YOU SHAGGY BITCH

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@0zmnds ("Ozymandias𓆏") wrote:

Paul Marc Joseph Chenavard
Flaying of Marsyas

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@jenivescomedian ("🍝🍝🍝 Jen Ives 🍝🍝🍝 Pasta Comedian 🍝🍝🍝") wrote:

My lawyer has recommended I do a video version just to make sure my apology to JK Rowling is understood. I have no further comment, thank you.

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@mehdirhasan ("Mehdi Hasan") wrote:

Joe Rogan claimed the other day that there are no 'examples' that show Elon Musk is a rightwinger.

So, I couldn't resist responding. Here are several examples, in just sixty seconds, from me:
#minuterant #receipts

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@esjesjesj ("evan") replied to a tweet by @MPSWForest:

@MPSWForest wow thanks for saving us all from the worst weed in the world

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

I have tomorrow off thank god

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@ArchBudzar ("𖤐ARCH(ANGEL) BUDZAR𖤐") wrote:

after all, we are alive.

@thekbknapp ("Kevin Knapp 🦀") wrote:

1. VB6
2. PHP
3. Perl
4. Java
5. C#
6. Python
7. Go
8. Rust

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@fixedpointfae ("naomi (forgetful functor)") wrote:

in what order did you learn your languages?

1. python
2. R
3. haskell
4. C
5. rust
6. scheme
7. {java,type}script
8. clojure
9. scala
10. java
11. idris
12. go

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") wrote:

the day i pay for twitter, farcebook or any other form of social media will come three days after i shit a fully formed wooly mammoth.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I was like "oh, I should pull my comforter over my bed in case something falls out"

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

worst part was...I was prepared for it??

I was like "ah yes, of course"

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

bedroom lightbulb burned out, so I got on a chair, unscrewed the *completely enclosed light fixture* and found the lightbulb swathed in a sticky web and several dead spiders

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@__femb0t ("femb✦t") wrote:

Incredible type of guy

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") wrote:

i wish we had more christians, heck, more people like jimmy carter. a life well-lived in service, honestly seeking the betterment of all mankind. precious few like that these days.