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@LilNasX ("pussy") retweeted:

@lilnasxmajor ("𝙈𝘼𝙅𝙊𝙍") wrote:

Lil Nas X just revealed this new song is titled “batty boy”

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@rantasmo wrote:

This is what peak performance looks like

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

No sense worrying about the shitstorm to come immediately after and in the near future, let's just get out there and really make it count

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I'd like to lay some ground rules for the internet if Trump does actually get arrested this week. Let's just all have a nice time. This has the potential to be the greatest day for posting, maybe ever, so it's important we all enjoy it

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Are there any other bozos on here who want to give me a million dollars

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

If you're interested in getting updates on my book, I might do posts at some point in the future but for now this is just to let you know when and where to pre-order https://loloverruled.substack.com/

@lvaughn ("Lowell Vaughn") wrote:

Two things:

1. this is art
2. I sooooooo hope it's real

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@brdskggs ("Br⍼d Skᔱggs") wrote:

Trying to make my LinkedIn profile more interesting if a recruiter is using a large language model like GPT-4 to send me a message.

Looks like it works on the public version of my profile!

@lvaughn ("Lowell Vaughn") retweeted:

@NatlParkService ("National Park Service") wrote:

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") retweeted:

@DVSblast ("DVS") wrote:

i dont care for this Trump character, but i honestly feel a little bad for him that he's about to face the swift justice, unbiased sentencing & hellish "coming to terms with his own misdeeds" that all rich powerful people experience upon their arrest

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

vpn watch netflix on other planets

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@spiritnght2 ("dylan") wrote:

this scared me so much as a kid. which was homophobic on my part

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@HorrorHammer1 ("Hammer Horror Films") wrote:

great party! 1980

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

King of method acting

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

A tip for people who are bad at dealing with other people being sincere with them: instead of making a joke because you’re uncomfortable, just say thank you for saying that or I appreciate you

@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") wrote:

Here’s an example of a smart policy that gets rid of unnecessary college degree requirements and reduces barriers to good paying jobs. I hope other states follow suit! https://www.vox.com/policy/23628627/degree-inflation-college-bacheors-stars-labor-worker-paper-ceiling

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Two beautiful films

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@DiscussingFilm wrote:

‘EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’ has passed $75.58M domestically, surpassing ‘MORBIUS’.

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@_matthewlawson ("The Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd") wrote:

would literally trust her with my life

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@AstroKatie ("Katie Mack") wrote:

SCIENCE: Exercising is good for you, you should do more of that
ME: That seems like a lot of effort
SCIENCE: …
ME: Isn’t there anything… easier… I can do?
SCIENCE: Get enough sleep?
ME: okay look-
SCIENCE: literally, just lie there, unconscious
ME: maybe we should start over

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

Here's the link: https://www.twitch.tv/mattbaume

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@BrianSimsPA ("Brian Sims") replied to a tweet by @mindyisser:

@mindyisser DRAG-SANTIS: DeSantis will deny that Trans people even exist while simultaneously proclaiming Regional Dysmorphic Disorder. Is he cos-playing as a Pennsylvanian? Is this Ohio Drag?

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

ME: okay time to rework this novella
BRAIN: fuck you
BRAIN: here's a brand new short story
BRAIN: we're gonna become experts on tide tables

@LilNasX ("pussy") wrote:

i wouldnt want you if we were the last 2 people on earth and god put an ar 15 with a hundred round drum to my head telling me to repopulate with you

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@nihiinn ("Bamidele🕊") wrote:

The man I want Vs. The man that
wants me

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Good morntina

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@Greg_Palast ("Greg Palast") wrote:

In the war on voting, we just lost another battle: Idaho will now ban student ID for voting to “prevent vote fraud.” No evidence was given that Idaho’s youth are more criminally minded than the Idaho gun owners, who can still use their ammo ID to vote. I https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/idaho-removes-student-ids-from-list-of-acceptable-voter-id/… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1637507018130067457

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@KeithOlbermann ("Keith Olbermann") wrote:

Frontal lobe. What you're missing, @elonmusk, is called the frontal lobe.

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@marceelias ("Marc E. Elias") wrote:

The Federalist Society never cared about democracy. https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2023/03/17/federalist-society-democracy-opinion-00087270

@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@MichaelWarbur17 ("Michael Warburton") wrote:

ANIMAL & DAVE GROHL get into a Drum Battle.🥁

Love it.

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@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:

@pattonoswalt ("Patton Oswalt") wrote:

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@ScooterCasterNY ("Oliya Scootercaster 🛴") wrote:

#HappeningNow "I came here to help, not get the shit beat out of me" - a member of Proud Boys, with visible blood on his face ushered away from Drag Queen Story Hour event in NYC as protesters chant "Fuck the Proud Boys" https://twitter.com/ScooterCasterNY/status/1637477523050184713

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@SanJoseSharks ("San Jose Sharks") wrote:

#SJSharks Pride Night Twitter starts now🏳️‍🌈💙

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") wrote:

I need new t-shirts. Mine are wearing out. But finding the right texture, size, and fit again after year of wearing of a now defunct brand? Disheartening even trying.

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@AHUNGRYMOUTH ("a hungry mouth") wrote:

i am a simple man. when my possessions wear out i desire merely to replace them with the exact same thing. unfortunately every manufacturer considers this fucking illegal

@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@GraysonGoal ("Grayson (he/they)") wrote:

‘This show is a warning’

"Set in 1933 Nazi Germany, the show follows the lives of Waldo (Garry Robson) and his eclectic circus troupe of deaf, disabled and non-disabled performers, which is being reflected in the real-life cast."

https://www.theguardian.com/stage/2023/mar/06/waldos-circus-magic-terror-bristol-old-vic-theatre-extraordinary-bodies