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@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

"The Adventures of Brad Hotman" and every cover is a painting of the queen stepping on him while an alien steals a spaceship

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

yes hello I need 200 new pulp books about a quarterback astronaut who winds up mining ore for the witch queen's sexy rituals

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

Is "romantasy" the new "planetary romance" because there is a dearth of Venusian femdom queens in my life

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Incredible news! The promise of America fulfilled again

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@nytimes ("The New York Times") wrote:

Breaking News: The U.S. and Canada reached an agreement, set to be announced on Friday, allowing both countries to turn away asylum seekers at their borders. https://nyti.ms/3K0AeZO

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@MorePerfectUS ("More Perfect Union") wrote:

Too often, bosses use their knowledge of rules and laws to exploit workers.

But if you like the idea of workers turning the tables... you might want to see this.

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@AimIessFriend ("Jordan") wrote:

We voted as a city to make weed possession legal Austin Police are such a useless awful joke

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@cbsaustin ("CBS Austin") wrote:

The Austin Police Department was hard at work during South by Southwest earlier this month, seizing nearly 100 pounds of marijuana.
https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/police-seize-nearly-100-pounds-of-marijuana-during-sxsw-south-by-southwest-spring-music-festival-crime-drugs-guns-arrests

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

It was the whole hand operating as a big scoop.

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

Stop covering only surface level details of people doing actual harm behind the scenes

Be a real journalist

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@jamesrambin ("James Rambin") wrote:

trying to imagine the press release txdot would have to put out if one of their little sign guys just got instantly trashed by like an F-350 the moment they tried to cross

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@TxDOT_Corpus ("TxDOT Corpus Christi") wrote:

TxDOT's walking billboards today reminded drivers, bicyclists, pedestrians in Corpus Christi to follow traffic safety laws, watch out for each other. In 2021, 11 pedestrians, four cyclists killed in crashes in city. #BeSafeDriveSmart #TxDOT #EndTheStreakTX

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

"hey boss, when should we remove the most recognizable feature of our site?"

"the most serious day of the year"

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@verified ("Twitter Verified") wrote:

On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://twitter.com/i/twitter_blue_sign_up

Organizations can sign up for https://twitter.com/i/en/verifiedorganizations/apply… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1639029459557679104

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

#BlockTheBlue

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@Dexerto wrote:

Twitter will begin removing legacy verified checkmarks on April 1st

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") replied to a tweet by @AOC:

And they’re rolling this out on April Fool’s day 🙂

@alicegoldfuss ("malice ghoulpus") wrote:

You had the opportunity to interrogate someone making huge tithes to a major anti-LGBTQ organization and instead you spent 4000 clumsy words calling him a boring nerd

Bad writers deserve each other

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@WIRED wrote:

Meet Brandon Sanderson. Brandon published two books in the time it took our writer to finish this story. Brandon's fantasy writing made him $55 million last year. Brandon doesn't think he's a very good writer.

📷: Michael Friberg | https://wired.trib.al/MqIiXr3

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") wrote:

Last time they tried this someone pretended to be Eli Lilly and tanked their stock price by pretending insulin was free

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@verified ("Twitter Verified") wrote:

On April 1st, we will begin winding down our legacy verified program and removing legacy verified checkmarks. To keep your blue checkmark on Twitter, individuals can sign up for Twitter Blue here: https://twitter.com/i/twitter_blue_sign_up

Organizations can sign up for https://twitter.com/i/en/verifiedorganizations/apply… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1639029459557679104

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@JUNlPER ("pudding person") wrote:

we still doing this right

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@Dexerto wrote:

Twitter will begin removing legacy verified checkmarks on April 1st

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:

Read my latest @PostOpinions cartoon without hitting a paywall-->

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/03/23/jim-jordan-trump-alvin-bragg-telnaes/

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@HeheWaitWhut ("Screamer Jim") wrote:

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

It’s funny how the checkmark was actually a thing to denote some kind of relevance or status and also influenced every other social media platform and they immediately made it into something useless and meaningless

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@Dexerto wrote:

Twitter will begin removing legacy verified checkmarks on April 1st

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:

@atrupar ("Aaron Rupar") wrote:

AOC: "When we talk about progressive values, I can say what my progressive value is. And that is freedom over fascism."

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

the novella is so short I think I finished it under the runtime of HELLRAISER itself and you get a lot of fun goopy pulp prose out of it

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@LAKUTIS replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa I didnt get the hellraiser thing until i watched the making of. Maybe i should read

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

it is also hilarious how obvious his frustration is at making sure we know all the weird sex is still v heterosexual for commercially viable purposes

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

reading Clive Barker’s THE HELLBOUND HEART (which turned into the Hellraiser movie) and it is annoying how good he is

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

I mean this in the best way possible: you look like absolute shit

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

that doesn’t make me feel good at all

@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") replied to a tweet by @BarackObama:

I hope their stories inspire you to help us protect the Affordable Care Act, so Americans everywhere can continue to get the care they need when they need it.

@BarackObama ("Barack Obama") wrote:

To celebrate the 13th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, @POTUS and I surprised some folks whose lives have been changed by the law.

Paul, Mukta, and Sarah — thank you for sharing your powerful stories with us.

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@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

Women are the backbone of our democracy.

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@hausofdecline ("Haus of Decline") wrote:

They're gentrifying crackers now? I thought it was crackers that were supposed to do the gentrifying.

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@solarishilton ("Paris") wrote:

you could fit ten, fifteen henchmen in this bad boy. easy

@steveklabnik wrote:

i hate to wade into the "gentrify saltine crackers" discourse

but i can't get "why do we eat lobster, anyway?" out of my head

like were people in the 1830s or whatever like "ugh, maine, gentrifying prisoner food smdh"