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@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@TrixieCosmetics ("Trixie Cosmetics") wrote:

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@616Cherik ("Whim 🐁") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa Omg love this !! Gotta share my Cherik Purim fanart to you then. Happy belated Purim✨

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@616Cherik ("Whim 🐁") wrote:

Happy Purim 🎉

#Cherik #Purim #FanArt #XMen #Marvel #Hamantaschen

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Bits I am not a part of: stupid, juvenile

Bits I am a part of: avant-garde, hilarious

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

There’s a genuine possibility that actual famous people won’t bother with Twitter anymore because of the headache and checkmark stuff and Elon really did singlehandedly kill the platform and that rocks

@DemSocialists ("DSA 🌹") retweeted:

@ZachReports ("Zach Williams") wrote:

Stand-off forming outside Hochul’s state Capitol office as tax-the-rich activists get ready to get arrested for staying after hours

… but this time progressive legislators are forming a wall in between activists and state troopers

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@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@Eve6 (".") wrote:

Please identify the problems with our website for free because i fired all the people who used to do that

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@HackingButLegal ("Jackie Singh") wrote:

Every person is deserving of dignity and care. Every single person

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@highbrow_nobrow ("The Intellectualist") wrote:

“Please, please fund disability services in Florida so I’m not forced into a state run institution.” @GovRonDeSantis

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@DemSocialists ("DSA 🌹") wrote:

🚂🚉🚅TOMORROW April 2, 5 pm ET, join @DSA_Labor for our Clear the Track for Worker Power call. Join this webinar to learn about how residents of East Palestine, Forest Defenders, & railroad workers are coming together to fight the billionaire class. https://actionnetwork.org/events/clear-the-track-for-worker-power/

@DemSocialists ("DSA 🌹") retweeted:

@TwinCitiesDSA ("Twin Cities DSA 🌹") wrote:

The weather is turning snowy, and we just wrapped an awesome social with @DemSocialists organizers 🌹❄️

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

I'm hosting a nice relaxy livestream tomorrow, noon pacific, on Twitch -- some hanging out, some chit-chat, & playing Pokémon. Hope you can join me! Now I just need to consult my team of stylists about what I should wear...

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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Gonna do another chill Sunday livestream this weekend — a little hanging out, playing Pokémon, and chit chat about whatever. (And! A sneak peek at what I’m planning for my next video.) Contre join me Sunday at noon pacific on Twitch — http://Twitch.tv/mattbaume

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

So, I’m still the real fake Dan Savage then?

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

Our small business leaders are not only business leaders; they are civic and community leaders and are a part of the fabric of a community.

There have been more applications to start small businesses in the last two years than in any two years on record.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

my beard grows fast and sometimes one of the priests would pull me aside with a disposable razor and a can of cream and make me re-shave at lunch in the bathroom

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@RachaelvsWorld ("Rach") wrote:

what’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble at school for?

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

Happy Purim/April Fools!

we had to postpone our Purim party a few weeks ago but we are up and running today!!! More looks to come as guests arrive!!!

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@LoniLove ("Loni Love") wrote:

The latest episode of Squirrel Friends The official @RuPaulsDragRace Podcast has dropped!! We have special guest co host @trixiemattel and @LooseyLaDuca drops by!!! Listen here: https://podcasts.iheartradio.com/SquirrelFriends?sid=l #DragRace

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

ngl you had me for a sec…

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@Youngavengerbr ("Jovens Vingadores Brasil") wrote:

🚨 EXTRA EXTRA!
A Marvel anunciou que 'JOVENS VINGADORES' vai ganhar uma nova HQ em Junho de 2023, focando em uma nova formação da equipe e escrita por @meakoopa!
O novo líder será um herói gay de descendência nipo-brasileira, tendo WICCANO e HULKLING como seus mentores.

@DreamingInCode ("selectively adjacent symbols") wrote:

Low level bureaucrat and mindless jackboots team up in desperate hunt to deny precedent of allowing little girl’s goat to go un-killed

“Allowing creatures to have agency threatens our way of life” -Sheriff

“What is the price of one little girl’s happiness? $63” -County official

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@JMShumway ("Julia Shumway") wrote:

A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-03-30/goat-slaughter-shasta-county-fair

@joshbloch ("Joshua Bloch") wrote:

Another fine mind%$@# from the incomparable @AkiyoshiKitaoka:

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@AkiyoshiKitaoka ("Akiyoshi Kitaoka") wrote:

The black disk appears to move, though it is stationary.

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@eve6ix wrote:

Hi it’s eve6. Just looking for 149.2k of our closest friends

@bryansafi ("Bryan Safi") retweeted:

@drewdroege ("Drew Droege") wrote:

An honor and a thrill to be the first guest and to play horrible characters on @ArdenMyrin and @bryansafi new podcast NO AUTOGRAPHS PLEASE! So much fun! https://omny.fm/shows/no-autographs-please/epcot-hedda-w-drew-droege

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

who were the april fools

@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

click here to access your wifi https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRc2J7b3/

@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

PART TWO: the dramatic conclusion

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@TracketPacer wrote:

PART ONE: today is the 25th anniversary of RFC 2324 🎉 sooooooooo u know i had to do it to em (thanks @UberPrutser for the suggestion to do this!)

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@ElaineF ("elaine filadelfo") wrote:

daycare. put a daycare in your office. it’s daycare. that will get people back. daycare. care, for children, during the day.

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@carlquintanilla ("Carl Quintanilla") wrote:

“.. $META has reportedly brought in a DJ during lunch to encourage employees to return to HQ.”

@theinformation (via MS)
https://www.theinformation.com/articles/layoff-uncertainty-at-meta-makes-2023-a-year-of-distraction

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@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:

@threddyrex ("Threddy Rex 🦖") wrote:

Next quarter.

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

If extremists override FDA approval and remove one medication from the shelves, in this case, abortion medication mifepristone, one must ask: what medication is next?

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Andrew Tate? More like Andrew Taint

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@Cobratate ("Andrew Tate") wrote:

:)

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:

The most REIGN OF TERROR thing possible would be MAGA attacking lower Manhattan on a Tuesday morning.

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@NoahShachtman ("Noah Shachtman") replied to a tweet by @NoahShachtman:

@attackerman I swear to God, this guy is doing book promo for you.

@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:

On today’s brand spanking new #SavageLovecast, Nancy joins me for some calls. One listener worries that finger in his ass… wasn’t a finger. Did his lover inject him with CANCER? And another caller wonders if... 2 months 2 soon 2 have baby? Listen now! https://savage.love/lovecast/2023/04/01/bonus-podcast/