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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

I absolutely LOVE when a TV show has a premise so bonkers that the theme song has to explain what the hell you're about to see. Here's my favorite, because the song's a banger and if you don't know the premise ahead of time the reveal lands as an absolute SHOCK

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@mattsutaaki ("Matt") wrote:

one of the main problems with tv now is the lack of theme songs that explain the show in one minute

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@Izzy5140 ("Homestar") wrote:

HOW TF DO U BEAT THIS RED FUCK

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@hellobasak ("Basak 🌾") wrote:

Laundry is a battle you can't win. Especially if you have kids.

After our second baby, the laundry situation in our home went crazy. There were piles of unsorted laundry EVERYWHERE.

Well, not anymore. Because we DIY'd a system.

Introducing the "Trofast Laundry System" 👇👇👇

@TracketPacer wrote:

i’m really sorry if you’ve messaged me & i haven’t answered. if i’m being honest there’s a lot of anxiety around stuff like that for me so pls forgive 🙏🏼

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@AskRonna wrote:

(Bryan) can't wait for this month's Kiki, but if Nomi shows up there will be hell to pay.

For more Xanax fun, join us on Patreon for bonus episodes EVERY FRIDAY!

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@annahossnieh ("Anna said ✌🏼Free Palestine") wrote:

A new #NoAutographsPlease is up now with @ArdenMyrin & @bryansafi being joined by @PFTompkins! This one is a tried and true wild ride. Listen now on @iHeartPodcasts/@ApplePodcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lady-always-faces-out-w-paul-f-tompkins/id1678654217?i=1000608917157

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

Black women are 3x more likely to die from pregnancy-related causes because of systemic inequities.

President @JoeBiden and I are fighting to ensure that being Black and pregnant can be a time free from fear and filled with joy.

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@NikkiMcR ("nikki mccann ramírez") wrote:

Walgreens pharmacists wont distribute the abortion pill but they will shoot your fetus and also you

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@shannonrwatts ("Shannon Watts") wrote:

NEW: A Nashville Walgreens employee pulled out a pistol and shot a pregnant woman he says he thought was shoplifting. Doctors performed an emergency c-section; both the woman and her baby are in critical condition. The employee is claiming self-defense.
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/pregnant-woman-shot-by-walgreens-employee-in-east-nashville/

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@arawnsley ("Adam Rawnsley") wrote:

6-7 years ago, if you went around yelling at people “THE CIA MADE MY BEER GAY” you would be politely escorted to a social worker and a possible psych hold. Now it could probably get you a Daily Wire podcast.

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@franklinleonard ("Franklin Leonard") wrote:

Pro life though, right?

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@Reuters wrote:

Florida to allow death penalty with 8-4 jury vote instead of unanimously http://reut.rs/3ogb6py

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

These people want SO badly to be part of something bigger than themselves, they just waste it on the dumbest possible shit.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Drag Queens Trixie Mattel & Katya React to Love is Blind Season 4 | I Li... https://youtu.be/71sA-MM4QIA via @YouTube

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Did you catch the #QueenOfTheUniverse first lewk during #DragRace? 🤩✨Don’t miss Season 2 – streaming JUNE 2ND on @paramountplus! 🎶

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@Most wrote:

you're gonna love THIS grand reveal 👀

in a new episode of I LIKE TO WATCH, @trixiemattel and @katya_zamo react to LOVE IS BLIND: https://youtu.be/71sA-MM4QIA

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@jeremy_soller ("Jeremy Soller 🦀") wrote:

The creator of Rust on the trademark policy: https://www.reddit.com/r/rust/comments/12lb0am/can_someone_explain_to_me_whats_happening_with/jg790qg/

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@kayla_denker_02 ("Pinko Scum") wrote:

I've been fired from my job with the Forest Service because of the lies published by the Daily Mail, Newsweek, and other right-wing tabloids. But more poignantly: I was fired by the Biden administration for being a trans woman that owns a gun.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

I met @eddyburback last night and told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

copy combadge voice memos to personal log without itunes

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Big exciting livestream tomorrow! I’m going to see physical copies of my book for the first time before the premiere of my new video about the delightful George Takei. Join me on YouTube, starting at 11am pacific!

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@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Boys Husky

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@TheComicBoss ("Jacob Ross, The Comic Boss") replied to a tweet by @msolurin:

@msolurin Please tell me that's your man. If so, this is good info for my thesis that it's indeed the time of the husky white boy. Jonah out here ending antisemitism, we dating fine ass women/men, out here looking like Stavros, still getting rich. I hope Farley is looking down proudly.

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD) has a nearly 2-year-old granddaughter who will someday stop speaking to her.

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@therecount ("The Recount") wrote:

Gov. Kristi Noem (R-SD), addressing the NRA-ILA Leadership Forum, says her nearly 2-year-old granddaughter “already has a shotgun, and she already has a rifle.”

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@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") wrote:

Jæja, þá er maður kominn á klakann, búin að fá sér eina pylsu og kókómjólk og orðin gjaldþrota.

@timminchin ("Tim Minchin") wrote:

📻 Interview tomorrow morning! Broadcasting House, 9am Sunday on @BBCRadio4 with Matthew Warchus, talking to Paddy O'Connell about Groundhog Day’s return to the @oldvictheatre. On @BBCSounds afterwards.
#OVGroundhogDay
#groundhogdaythemusical

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001l1z7

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@captain_minky ("🍬 minky") wrote:

FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THE CASUAL SHIPS. what's your favorite POLYCULE ship ??????

@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

the expression “i’m sorry” can also mean “i’m sorry that happened to you”, so it doesn’t actually = an apology. it’s contextual. it bothers me that people always respond the same way: “it’s not your fault”, & annoyed. like please read the room ofc it’s not my fault

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:

Don't miss this one- Mike links to his 2009 piece on a panel of Cartooning Greats that I wish I had been in the audience for (plus his musical selection is a nice way to enjoy your Saturday morning coffee)

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@ComicStripOTD ("Mike Peterson") wrote:

Cartoons that got it right, cartoons that seem off-target and old cartoonists who step aside. Click here -- https://bit.ly/3KCuXXj -- to join @AnnTelnaes @wuerker @adamzyglis @zapiro @stephffart @godfreychurch @Adamstoon1 #EdKoren #ClarenceThomas #dalailama #Feinstein #intelleak

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

Way to out your product as bullshit. If Christopher Rufo has anything to do with its creation or dissemination then it's probably full of verifiably false claims and propaganda

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@JeremyTate41 ("Jeremy Wayne Tate") wrote:

I am excited to welcome Christopher F. Rufo to the CLT Board of Academic Advisors. @realchrisrufo is fighting tirelessly to free education from ideology. Welcome Chris! https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1646993733869600769

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@FaatiTheStreet ("Faati") replied to a tweet by @FaatiTheStreet:

Nani’s trouble with getting and keeping a job isn’t just because Stitch and Lilo keep causing mayhem, it’s also because of how she’s perceived based on her looks

This is the subtext that exists for those who’ve not had the lived experiences to make that more overt and obvious

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