
@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:
It’s normal to want to get hit by the car when you cross the street it’s a silly goofy thing
@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:
It’s normal to want to get hit by the car when you cross the street it’s a silly goofy thing
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:
@midnight_pals ("The Midnight Society") wrote:
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the-
Elon Musk [popping out of bushes]: eeeey its me, elon musk!
Musk: i just comma to see my number one bambino Stephano King!
Musk: you an me, we sucha good friends!
King:
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:
@EFJBGC ("Elm Fork John Brown Gun Club") wrote:
We are now in the “turn your neighbor in to the state for being trans” stage of genocide.
Also, if you have some free time please feel free to fuck up this disgusting police state informer website.
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
BRAIN: wow this has been a stressful week
ME: yeah I'm really struggling
BRAIN: don't worry I'll help
ME: that would be grea--
BRAIN: *plays Cheat Commandos theme song*
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
this is the pitch for Susanna Clarke's PIRANESI
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@TheOnion ("The Onion") wrote:
Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion https://bit.ly/3opj3Zu
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@highbrow_nobrow ("The Intellectualist") wrote:
Poppy Harlow: Should JPMorgan have acted sooner when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein?
JPMorgan CEO: “Hindsight is a fabulous gift.”
*Epstein became a convicted sex offender in 2008.
**JPMorgan was his banker for an additional 5 years post-2008.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@TheDailyShow ("The Daily Show") wrote:
Anyone else seeing these stories about "wrong place" shootings feel like they're losing their goddamn minds? @jordanklepper
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
those who are tired of the borg queen are tired of life
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@mehdirhasan ("Mehdi Hasan") wrote:
"There is no debate that Paul Gosar is antisemitic...the outage is the GOP's refusal to do anything about it & the failure of too many Democrats & too many in our 'liberal media' to hold them to account on it."
My take on Rep. Gosar & "Jewish warmongers":
@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:
the answer to the joke is that a switch doesnt magically become a hub & operate in half duplex if u just… stop it from filling up the CAM table lol it just means it will broadcast unicast frames
i am not sure some of u commenting about collisions understand what it actually means to turn off MAC learning on a switch
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a while ago i posted on twitter asking if anyone knew of a 1000base-t hub i could use. turns out they don’t really exist, but i still needed something that would broadcast all kinds of traffic at gig speeds. y’all saved my butt so THANK U 🙏🏼 here’s what i ended up doing!
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@JoshuaPHilll ("Stop Cop City") wrote:
“Stephen King needs clout” is the galaxy brain take we can expect from Elon Musk fans
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:
I have spent a decent amount of the evening looking through the profiles of anyone I see in my feed with Twitter Blue. I have blocked all but 3 of them, for reasons that I would've blocked them for before (i.e. not even because of Elon)
A small blue checkmark is a huge red flag
@steveklabnik replied to a tweet by @steveklabnik:
lol, lmao
love how voters already said "yes" but the mayor is doing that "well we need to ask again and again and again" bullshit
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@KUTnathan ("Nathan Bernier") wrote:
Mayor @KirkPWatson on Texas bill that would require @ATP_org hold elections to borrow money needed to build light-rail: "If we're going to protect light rail for the long run, we need to bring this question back home to the people of Austin and let the people vote -- again."
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
So I guess join me on Instagram.
@1000hz ("¢ina saffary") wrote:
all my blue checks gone
@TracketPacer replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:
there was a lot that was very impressive about X’s launch today, & the data they receive from it is just going to allow them to learn more & build the next one better.
idk who needs to hear this but the billionaires are not personally building these rockets. many talented & driven engineers, who care very much about the fate of humanity, are building them.
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@TheSpaceGal ("Emily Calandrelli") wrote:
I think the criticism of him is valid and important. But people are using that to make poorly researched criticisms of the technology. https://twitter.com/typratt29/status/1649164228077694977
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@GreatCheshire ("Lady Emily") wrote:
As someone who was kept in the closet as a kid after a court case and hospitalization regarding me being trans
Man, the news cycle has felt really rough to read lately
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
sir they are beating your ass in the readers added context
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@JoeBiden ("Joe Biden") wrote:
I make no apologies for being the most pro-union president in American history.
@katya_zamo ("Katya") wrote:
Everything is fine! Feeling GREAT!
@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") wrote:
Oh, this is a hoot.
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@singing_pigs ("jason") wrote:
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@oneunderscore__ ("Ben Collins") wrote:
Fun fact: This is the very same rule that was used to block distribution of the New York Post story about Hunter Biden, the greatest First Amendment violation in American history. https://twitter.com/stevanzetti/status/1648785476822679553
lmaoooooo never related so hard to a tweet
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@TheSpaceGal ("Emily Calandrelli") wrote:
I am very proud of the tweets I did not tweet and the comments I did not comment today. please congratulate me!!!
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@andizeisler ("andi zeisler") wrote:
this has all the flop-sweat energy of a kid bribing his classmates with candy so they’ll come to his birthday party
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@Hbomberguy replied to a tweet by @Hbomberguy:
Personally, @iilluminaughtii, I would define plagiarism as something a bit more specific, for example copying someone else's documentary directly into your script:
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@mikescollins ("Mike Scollins") wrote:
imagine your rocket explodes and it's *not* the most humiliating part of your day
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:
me
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@Sunfl0wersailor ("prncess peach pls call me") wrote:
How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:
@crulge ("timothy 💀 faust") wrote:
Some people see their kid having the worst day of his life and think, “this would be great for LinkedIn.”