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@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@RonFilipkowski ("Ron Filipkowski") wrote:

Seriously, he just had $44 billion he was bored with that he just wanted to light on fire. The Bonfire of The Most Vain.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@nycsouthpaw ("southpaw") wrote:

The privately-held Twitter corporation is claiming that @chadwickboseman and @normmacdonald, who died in 2020 and 2021 respectively, have paid for the subscription check mark service and supplied their phone numbers.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@3vanSutton ("Evan Sutton") wrote:

Imagine creating a product so toxic that some of the world's most influential and popular people feel the need to go on your own platform to tell everyone they didn't buy it from you 😂 (screenshot on the off chance it gets deleted... By anyone)

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

my ride is here. 🚙 @orvillepeck

@volkadav ("Mike Jackson (see also: @volkadav@hachyderm.io)") retweeted:

@MikeDrucker ("Mike Drucker") wrote:

If I hated being laughed at, I would just not spend $44 billion to walk around the world’s largest yard full of rakes

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@KWholesaler ("krat") wrote:

The blue check thing is exciting for old heads because it's just a good old fashioned message board implosion

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

I did not pay for Twitter blue you fucking pig.

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@BrendanNyhan ("Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan in other places)") wrote:

One of the greatest tweets in history. Absolute all timer.

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@shanselman ("Scott Hanselman 🌮") wrote:

That’s kinda messed up

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@LuxAlptraum ("Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum") wrote:

The thing that’s so funny to me is that not even El*n seems to understand that legacy verification and Twitter Blue are two WILDLY different things and that the issue isn’t that people don’t want to pay for Twitter it’s that paying for “verification” fundamentally upends it.

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@steinkobbe ("Wild Geerters") wrote:

You can tell Twitter Blue is a good product because the only two ways to get it is to pay for it or make the owner of Twitter so mad he buys it for you to punish you

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@JoshuaPHilll ("Stop Cop City") wrote:

Elon is getting sensational PR these days

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") wrote:

You pay $1000 for the 'privilege' of Elon deciding whether he likes your business enough that he'll take even more of your mone, and in neither case do you receive anything of value 😂

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@wapplehouse ("Kristi Yamaguccimane") wrote:

Holy shit this is funny. Twitter charges $1,000 just to apply to be an organization. Then $1,000 a month afterwards and dumbasses are applying and getting rejected and only learning after the fact.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@goldman ("Jason Goldman") wrote:

Like this is insane

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

Fuck Americans. Don’t deliver shit for them. Let their fucking lazy arses leave their fear-cave.

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@KatiePhang ("Katie S. (💙-check) Phang") wrote:

Florida couple delivering Instacart groceries shot at: “(A detective) asked if we wanted to prosecute & we agreed to do that, but he said since they didn’t break any laws or do anything unlawful, they couldn’t do anything because we were on his property.” https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/florida-couple-delivering-instacart-groceries-shot-at-after-driving-to-wrong-address/

@TracketPacer wrote:

alright so for better or for worse i have the absolute bare minimum of a website now, hooray https://www.tracketpacer.com/

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") retweeted:

@EFF wrote:

Verification was vital “because it meant that if you as a person reporting on something, or you just as a user, shared something from someone with a blue check mark, you could be sure it was from who they said they were," EFF’s @k_trendacosta told @KTVU. https://www.ktvu.com/news/high-profile-celebrities-news-organizations-and-the-white-house-say-they-wont-pay-for-twitter-verification

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@heyjulesfern ("Jules Glegg 🏳️‍⚧️ @julesfern@peoplemaking.games") wrote:

Yeah so to beat the encounter you need to cleanse the blue debuff before it stacks. The boss will apply it to the whole raid on a timer so priests need to rotate their mass dispel cooldowns and just heal through any curses applied by add waves

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@leyawn ("leon") wrote:

this is so fucking funny lmao

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

And when Elon returned in glory to ancient Twitter, he was accompanied in his procession through the streets by dril

“Memento mori,” dril whispered into Elon's ear: “Remember you will die”.

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

I'll be the first person to say you don't need expensive tea to have a good time

But also I drank a heavy liter of this stuff without a stomachache or headache and it never got bitter

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@dril ("slave to Woke") wrote:

its ok he fired the people in charge of telling him its illegal

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@websitehomepage ("derek") wrote:

I plead epic trolling, your honor https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1649913222625886211

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@nberlat ("Noah Berlatsky") wrote:

Musk is now using blue checkmarks to target people he doesn't like for harassment by his minions. this is somehow supposed to increase the value of the checkmark.

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@nberlat ("Noah Berlatsky") wrote:

people keep saying this is the end, but the actual end I think is going to be the arguably still entertaining moment when Germany hits him with a $50 billion fine.

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:

@KevBeirne ("kevin") wrote:

dril is fighting elon

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") retweeted:

@lukeoneil47 ("luke") wrote:

Everyone on the Titanic lining up to kick the captain in the balls one by one instead of getting on a life raft.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Mother

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@oneunderscore__ ("Ben Collins") wrote:

Veering towards the natural conclusion of this website: Dril suing the most famous man in the world for defamation of character.

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@dril ("slave to Woke") wrote:

its ok he fired the people in charge of telling him its illegal https://twitter.com/websitehomepage/status/1649918305774489600?s=20

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@ben_rosen ("Ben Rosen") wrote:

STATLER: why do you think he called it twitter blue?

WALDORF: because his rockets all blue up! ha ha ha ha

ELON: you’ll regret saying that after i’ve given you the worst punishment of all: free memberships to my company

@steveklabnik retweeted:

@Fred_Delicious ("Fred Delicious 🍆") wrote:

i can’t explain it but elon musk vs dril is the logical endgame of twitter.

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") replied to a tweet by @gaywonk:

From “status symbol” to “I would rather fucking die than be caught with a blue check mark” in like 3 months. Truly one of the shittiest businessmen in modern economics.