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@BeeBabylon_ ("Bee Babylon 🌐") wrote:

Halló @kefairport kona hérna sem týndi safety blanky dóttur sinnar, staffið er ekkert að hjálpa og þegar hún nær á einhverjum í síma er skellt á hana. Gate D23

@kennyog wrote:

Usenix reviewer:

“Absolutely fascinating paper…. Reject with high confidence”.

How is that possible? Asking for a friend….

@RachelAppel ("Rachel Appel") retweeted:

@mikecodemonkey ("Mike Kelly") wrote:

The perfect waffle doesn't exi.....

@TracketPacer retweeted:

@dcmayo ("David Mayo 🦜") replied to a tweet by @TracketPacer:

@TracketPacer This route is ARP-to-table, single-sourced, and eth-ically produced.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") replied to a tweet by @mr_modular:

More unsavoury facts about how much more shitty fentanyl is than heroin: Parenteral fentanyl users will have to inject about twice as often— often leading to a significantly higher likelihood of abscesses and endocarditis.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") replied to a tweet by @mr_modular:

Which without good sleep is probably 10x more miserable a habit.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") replied to a tweet by @mr_modular:

Fentanyl has sort of invalidated this for the most part. BC given the ridiculously short half-life of the drug, addicts can’t even go a full nights sleep without re-using. Heroin typically last long enough to enable a full night’s sleep.

@mr_modular ("Allen Nemo") wrote:

True Junkys have only two options in life: to either turn into cool-as-fuck former Junkys or die.

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@Spilling_The_T ("Meh") wrote:

Gays when they see a slow heterosexual walker

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@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@GoAngelo ("Angelo Carusone") wrote:

So, Fox News execs kept a record of HR violations, misconduct and otherwise fireable offenses…and instead of doing anything about it, they let Fox staff endure these issues on off-chance they needed to blackmail Tucker one day?

This isn’t the own they think it is.

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@RollingStone ("Rolling Stone") wrote:

According to eight current and former Fox News sources, the network has an "oppo file" of dirt on Tucker Carlson, and they're hoping it'll keep him from lashing out at his former network https://trib.al/btdtFxL

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") replied to a tweet by @LolOverruled:

It’s hard to even imagine what losers they are

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@jukeboxcowgirl ("cowgirl from hell") wrote:

spring is in the air? WRONG! flaming skull

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

No more money for these people I’m serious take every fucking dollar

@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") retweeted:

@InnuendoStudios ("Ian Goddamn Crosby Lexicon Barnfire Danskin 🪩") wrote:

it says "device"

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@misterdebuono ("Paolo De Buono, 🌈 #BLM, MSc, JD, OCT") wrote:

I was surrounded in the lobby by York Catholic parents against flying the Pride flag, & I told them:

“I am not afraid.”

(And then a York Region superintendent escorted me back into the board room.)

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@TracketPacer wrote:

A+ tweet, 💯

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@SystemMTUOne ("Jordan Villarreal") wrote:

Stop calling it static routing.

It’s hand crafted, artisanal, individually created, single source, routing statements.

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

every year I'm like "allergies don't actually make you sick" as though hay fever doesn't exist

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

wow he's a rich white man who lives as he pleases AND he's better at being a cop than the lady detective

like...what is this dynamic

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

it's an interesting flip of the cozy mystery formula where a woman civilian one-ups a policeman, but instead it's a man constantly outsmarting an accomplished woman so it doesn't land as well

@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick 🌻") wrote:

I have Bluesky invites. If I follow you (or we've met in person or worked together or...), DM me "blueskyplz" or something and I'll reply with one if/when I have any left.

Then use the invite at https://staging.bsky.app/ or the mobile apps.

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

ADR that no one even tried to blend in

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:

there's a jewel thief who's an obvious Lecter knockoff, right down to some of his lines

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

allergy sick and watching Castle and this is certainly A Show

@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:

@Esqueer_ ("Alejandra Caraballo 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷") wrote:

UPDATE: The Montana Republicans are going to attempt to expel, Zooey Zephyr, the first openly trans representative after she spoke out against anti trans bills. They have been silencing her for days and not allowing her to speak on the floor.

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@ZoAndBehold ("Rep. Zooey Zephyr") wrote:

I have been informed that during tomorrow’s floor session there will be a motion to either censure or expel me.

I've also been told I'll get a chance to speak. I will do as I have always done—rise on behalf of my constituents, in defense of my community, & for democracy itself.

@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

Allegra's pulling my corpse through this week on an abandoned dog sled

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@davidsirota ("David Sirota") wrote:

🚨INVESTIGATION: Clarence Thomas twice voted to end tenant protections that his billionaire benefactor’s company says threatened its profits, according to documents reviewed by @LeverNews.

Thomas could now rule on rent control also cited by the company.
https://www.levernews.com/thomas-helped-kill-eviction-ban-threatening-benefactors-business/

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Babe come quick they’re doing copaganda again

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@nytimes ("The New York Times") wrote:

As attrition rates among prosecutors in New York rise, and the number of dismissed cases soar, a law that helped defense lawyers is likely to be changed. https://nyti.ms/43ZdpgV

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@swizzard ("dsa bullying blue checks caucus") replied to a tweet by @meakoopa:

@meakoopa sure it'll go great

@maddow ("Rachel Maddow MSNBC") retweeted:

@allinwithchris ("All In with Chris Hayes") wrote:

.@chrislhayes: "Good evening from New York, I'm Chris Hayes, and I'm not going anywhere." #inners

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@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:

Me after my first month at Vox:

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@theJacko ("Ranch Devereaux") wrote:

sorry but I’m gay who the fuck is Steven Crowder