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@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:

buying my friends' books and writing them off on my taxes 🤌🏻🌈🧑🏻‍🍳

@mark_wilkins ("Mark W / CCP Darwin 🇺🇸🇮🇸") retweeted:

@NaomiKritzer ("Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer@mspsocial.net") wrote:

Down, down, down they went into the Uncanny Valley where the Strange Folk with Too Many Fingers and Teeth dwelt.

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@ArmandDoma ("Armand Domalewski") wrote:

this AI beer commercial looks exactly like how an alien intelligence would understand our beer commercials

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@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") replied to a tweet by @MattBaume:

I once watched this movie with a room full of cynical gays who were giving it a frosty reception and this was the line that finally won them over

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:

Impossible to choose just one but I think this punchline is mine

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@weaselingaround ("KKSliderVEVO") wrote:

everyone has a favorite line from The Birdcage. and everyone is correct

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

the paycheque still goes to “Big Naturals Pillsbury Doughboy”, but that’s so formal we only use it when we’re mad at them; mostly it’s just “@Yovska”

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@ianmacewan ("Ian MacEwan🔸TCAF 2047") wrote:

Rushed from a non-stop hypnotic day of tabling right into @meakoopa's ALUCARDA screening without eating, so I'm glad I took photos of Big Naturals Pillsbury Doughboy to confirm it really happened

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@justinsparked ("Justin Park") wrote:

shout out to my amazing team of stylists @KatLikesUFOs & @AllisonMOToole!! 💅💅
and thanks to @meakoopa for another amazing screening 🔥🔥

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@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

just trying to get out of the way of @justinsparked’s nunly serve https://twitter.com/arsduo/status/1652489246031200257

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:

Last night at ALUCARDA we played Toilet Paper Nun but accidentally convened a team of all jewish players so we made a dispensation for them to use google may the lord forgive us amen

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@seasoningsgirl ("anli") wrote:

@meakoopa spreading the good word (satanic vampire lesbianism)

@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:

@HelenGymPHL ("Helen Gym") wrote:

I’m deeply honored to have the support of @AOC! Her bold leadership has inspired countless individuals across the country to organize their communities, challenge the status quo, and win seismic change.

Let’s bring home a big win for the people on May 16th.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

No one understands Succession like I do. I understand it the best. Your understanding is paltry compared to mine. I am the Succession Understander

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

homophobia sucks but I really miss being called a “gaywad.”

@CALFIRESANDIEGO ("CAL FIRE/SAN DIEGO COUNTY FIRE") wrote:

#MainIC [FINAL] Fire has been knocked down and contained to initial structure. No injuries to occupants or firefighters. 3 adults have been displaced and Red Cross is en route to the scene.

@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:

We need federal legislation to restore the protections of Roe.

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@PartyHkt ("Morgan Human-Person (NOT fae)") wrote:

VOTE @MEAKOOPA FOR NEXT POPE

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@TimotheosOK wrote:

I’m pretty sure @meakoopa was born to wear the pope robes!!

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@itslikeyouknow_ ("Austerity Cornflakes") wrote:

So apparently Epstein invited Chomsky on his jet. You hear about this? Yeah, apparently he wanted to find out how to manufacture consent.

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") retweeted:

@jchausow ("Jared Chausow - Go to bit.ly/InvestInSafety") wrote:

Great way to make policy. For non-insiders: NY State Gov’t seems to be making its most consequential policy decisions for the year in total secrecy (except for a few leaks), releasing the bills publicly, and then voting on them within a day or so—before anyone can review them.

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@JonCampbellNY ("Jon Campbell") wrote:

Another sign of NY budget progress: We’ve seen a couple bills printed this afternoon/evening (though not all of them). It’s likely voting gets under way tomorrow.

@katya_zamo ("Katya") retweeted:

@MassArt ("Massachusetts College of Art and Design") wrote:

Last week, MassArt was thrilled and honored to host SIM alum and drag superstar Brain McCook aka @katya_zamo !!
Thank you so much to the SIM team for hosting this event, and to Katya for visiting our campus! Photos by SIM/photo double major Bentonio Soja.

@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:

I need you all to know about the original version of Whitesnake’s “Here I Go Again,” which demonstrates the colossal difference one single word can make. https://youtu.be/DSlSaGcc0QM

@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:

@TimotheosOK wrote:

I’m pretty sure @meakoopa was born to wear the pope robes!!

@CALFIRESANDIEGO ("CAL FIRE/SAN DIEGO COUNTY FIRE") wrote:

.@CALFIRESANDIEGO is at scene of a fully involved structure fire in the 900 block of Main St. in Ramona. #MainIC

@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") retweeted:

@ProudGeekStore ("Proud Geek LGBTQ+ Bookshop") wrote:

✨Queer non-fiction out in May✨

The Queer Film Guide by @TyleKurner
A Trans Man Walks into a Gay Bar by @HarryNicholas_
Camp! by @_paulbaker_
Hi Honey, I'm Homo! by @MattBaume

Pre-order now, receive on release: https://proud-geek.co.uk/pre-orders

@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:

This @RikerGoogling bot as well as @PicardTips @EmojiAquarium @EmojiMeadow are running on Maštødòñ and Błūēskÿ now.

If anyone has a BIuêškÿ invite, I could bring @WorfEmail there as well. DM me.

Twitter suspends automated accounts now so my bots can no longer post here.

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@WorfEmail ("Worf Email") wrote:

All crew,

We have updated our privacy policy for all Enterprise crew members.

The policy describes how we use internal sensors to generate a transporter signature of your brain and body at the quantum level, and when and how we transmit that info to third-party planets.

Worf

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

The boys love exposition, but want to remind you to show and not tell. The boys love it when the story respects the intelligence of the audience

@LolOverruled ("Lolo") wrote:

Who else in their apartment Pooh Bearing. Donald Ducking out here. Shirt only. No pants no underwear

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@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@DavidOAtkins ("David Atkins") wrote:

It is so typically American that we are compensating for failing to pay service workers a living wage through a voluntary consumption tax that conservative sociopaths can refuse to pay, rather than lowering housing prices or forcing businesses to pay a living wage.

@AnnTelnaes ("Ann Telnaes") retweeted:

@PostOpinions ("Washington Post Opinions") wrote:

Cartoon by @AnnTelnaes: Who will protect women from the courts and legislatures? https://wapo.st/3oV1l0g

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:

Get the fag off the tv I am not watching that.. https://youtu.be/3yt_aElYZME via @YouTube

@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:

@lux_banana ("@luxander@kolektiva.social") wrote:

mmm there's discourse about how the gender-affirming care trans people get is fundamentally more legitimate than gender-affirming care that cis people get and I have to restrain myself from screaming that y'all are reinforcing the idea that our experience is fundamentally alien

@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") retweeted:

@theryanprhodes ("ryan") wrote:

Bought this ⁦@trixiemattel⁩ shirt on ⁦@Target⁩’s website so fast!!!

@TracketPacer wrote:

when folks who regularly participate in the community tell on themselves 👍🏼