@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:
I'm pretty sure this is in response to my appearance on Maher Friday night where I joked about Evangelical Christians trying to slap the dick out of my mouth for forty years. (To no avail.)
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
Los Angeles, when are we going to address Not Wrong Way?
BREAKER BREAKER 9-1-1 SOMEBODY COME GET THIS BITCH
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
That’s pillow talk at our house, Larry.
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
one day of rain nOW BACK TO SUN
it’s so beautiful to see the “thats what i want” video inspiring the league 😢💕
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#Saints down 17-0 at the half
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") retweeted:
@Schwartzesque ("Mattathias Schwartz") wrote:
I was inside the DC foreign-policy "Blob" for 5 years. I wrote an essay about the experience, why the US keeps going to war, who really drives those decisions, and who benefits. Just for tonight, it's outside the paywall... https://www.businessinsider.com/inside-washingtons-foreign-policy-establishment-think-tanks-afghanistan-2021-9
@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:
nicki minaj’s cousin’s friend
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") retweeted:
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Android, is in fact, Play Services/Android, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Play Services plus Android. Android is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully func
@DarcyCarden ("D'Arcy Carden") retweeted:
@nocontxthacks ("no context HACKS!") wrote:
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") wrote:
so that was the rain then, huh
@DarcyCarden ("D'Arcy Carden") wrote:
PAULLLL AND LUCIAAAA AND JENNNNNNNNMNN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS HACKS
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@lilnasxmajor ("major 🍵 MONTERO") wrote:
Lil Nas X was the most streamed artist on Spotify on Sep 17th with over 46.4 MILLION streams. #MONTERO
@mxshift ("Rick Altherr") wrote:
.@NXP has updated a few LPC55S69 documents since our DEFCON talk. Spreadsheet attachment removed from UM11126. AN12868 changed "hidden coprocessor" to "dedicated processor." Still no public notification of CVE-2021-31531. Feels more like a coverup than an disclosure.
@reduct_rs ("ReductRs") wrote:
REPORT: Everything Is in the Other Repo
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") wrote:
Yes! He’s so damn good!
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@THR ("The Hollywood Reporter") wrote:
Evan Peters wins the #Emmys award for outstanding supporting actor in a limited series for #MareofEasttown
See the full list of winners: http://thr.cm/dDeSPc2
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@EmbryEthan ("Ethan Embry") wrote:
Three women everyday are murdered by their partners in America. That means many dozens have been murdered since Gabby went missing.
Pass the violence against women act now.
@attackerman ("Spencer Ackerman") wrote:
“No dessert until you finish your homework” is a line I delivered while in my head DJ Drama gave the Gangsta Grillz drop before running it back
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@aquabriella ("aquaj ♡") wrote:
me transitioning from shaking ass to bawling my eyes out >>>>>>>
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@BigBroSleepyX ("2 time grammy winning brother") wrote:
1ST HALF OF 2ND HALF OF
THE MONTERO THE MONTERO
ALBUM ALBUM
it’s ok to do both. shake your ass while crying. u can multitask!
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@aallyyxxx07 ("alyx ❀") wrote:
I really like lil nas’s new album but I thought I’d be shakin a lot more ass instead it just makes me emotional
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@KiloOfPepsi ("kilo") wrote:
The republicans were right. I'm only 4 songs into Lil Nas X's album and I definitely wanna suck dick now.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
get some cuddles with your ☕️
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@hbeckpdx ("Hannah 'Recall Wheeler' Kolbeck 🏳️⚧️") wrote:
kdl4j is 1.0.0 compliant! 🎉
KDL is a document language started by @zkat__ designed to be easily human editable, and I really like it.
Check it out if you're sick of tweaking YAML and JSON by hand! https://github.com/kdl-org/kdl
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@Lucretiel ("Lucretiel 🦀") wrote:
Hey everyone! Join me again at 7pm EST tonight for another #rustlang code stream, where we're continuing to build a serde implementation of @zkat__'s KDL. http://twitch.tv/Lucretiel
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@Lucretiel ("Lucretiel 🦀") wrote:
I'm bringing back code streams! Join me every Sunday at 7pm EST while I work on some of my ongoing #rustlang projects & stdlib contributions. https://www.twitch.tv/Lucretiel/
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") wrote:
KDL is 1.0 and you know what? It's about time it gets an _amazing_ serde-based implementation. Come check out what that looks like as @Lucretiel implements it!
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@Lucretiel ("Lucretiel 🦀") wrote:
Stream starting soon! https://twitter.com/Lucretiel/status/1439700117938974727
@rustlang ("Rust Language") retweeted:
@GodotRust ("godot-rust") wrote:
godot-rust is now on Twitter! Combine @godotengine's versatility with @rustlang's performance and scalability to build awesome games.
Follow for development updates and occasional project highlights!
@rust_gamedev #godot #rust
@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:
which universe is steven universe
@Blithe ("Blithe Rocher, Ph.D.") wrote:
The food category is absolutely my favorite so far. Just incredible shots one after another of delicious looking food. 🤤
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🗃 Introducing Categories ✨
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:
classic example of how press plays games w/ polls.
new Fox News poll, Biden 50%. one of his best of the summer.
so what does Fox does? no mention the 50% approval until the 11th paragraph in the story; https://www.foxnews.com/official-polls/fox-news-poll-voters-think-the-country-is-less-united-under-biden
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@TheBaxterBean ("𝚋𝚊𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚗") wrote:
“NO MASKS ALLOWED!”
— America’s death cult
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@DavidEdwards ("David Edwards") wrote:
"Hang Time" restaurant in Texas kicked out a family for wearing masks even though they have an immunocompromised child.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@TraciGrrl ("Auntie Social") wrote:
I'm writing a book about lubricants. It's non-friction.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@DrEricDing ("Eric Feigl-Ding") wrote:
Stunning—670,000 white flags 🏳 flying in Washington DC. You can guess what they stand for during this pandemic - that is 1 flag for every 500 people. Let that sink in. Let that motivate us all to end this. #COVID19
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@pattonoswalt ("Patton Oswalt") wrote:
Hooooooly shit.
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@KevBot_007 ("DoubleOKevin") wrote:
Audience reactions to GoldenEye. Spot anyone interesting toward the end?
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@estoyArTo_ ("A.T.") wrote:
Lil Nas X to his marketing team for his Montero album:
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
There are so many different ways people in this country are like "other people in different circumstances have it better than me. And fuck those people".
It happens in big ways and small ways. But we are in an environment of low trust and high resentment.
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@LeahGolubchick ("Leah Golubchick") wrote:
Once again, I am begging the internet to understand large cities are filled with people *from* that city. We live here bc our families, friends, entire social networks are rooted there and we deserve to live in our hometown as much as any small town American. https://twitter.com/SydSteyerhart/status/1438536195655585799
@gaywonk ("Carlos Maza") wrote:
This thread should make your blood boil.
@MeetThePress is not a news show — it is a Republican propaganda outlet operating in plain sight.
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@MattNegrin ("Matt Negrin, HOST OF HARDBALL AT 7PM ON MSNBC") wrote:
DEMOCRATS BANNED: @chucktodd once again invited only Republicans onto @MeetThePress
Chuck Todd booked Bill Cassidy to push GOP talking points and refused to have a single Democrat on to balance him
Since Jan. 6 Todd has booked the following Republicans on shows with 0 Democrats
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@BigBroSleepyX ("2 time grammy winning brother") wrote:
1ST HALF OF 2ND HALF OF
THE MONTERO THE MONTERO
ALBUM ALBUM
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@repeattofade ("garry 🇵🇸") wrote:
I don't know how to describe it but the peas are upside down
@AOC ("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez") retweeted:
@davidenrich ("David Enrich") wrote:
New @nytimes investigation: Giant accounting firms send their officials into the government, where they water down tax rules in ways that help their firms' clients. Then they return to those firms, which double their pay. @JesseDrucker @dannyhakim https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/19/business/accounting-firms-tax-loopholes-government.html
@trixiemattel ("Trixie Mattel™") wrote:
I think about Michael hitting Meredith with the car every day.
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@DougJBalloon ("New York Times Pitchbot") wrote:
Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old ivermectin factory. So when local hedge fund hero J.D. Vance promised to bring back the Latin Mass, people finally had something to cheer about again. But Pope Francis had other plans.
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") retweeted:
@justamobu ("mobu 👽") wrote:
🎵be my alien bf 🎶👽
.
#wiccan & #hulkling fanart by me ;)
@meakoopa ("Anthony Oliveira") wrote:
THIS RULES
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@justamobu ("mobu 👽") wrote:
🎵be my alien bf 🎶👽
.
#wiccan & #hulkling fanart by me ;)
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
America has invested in roads and bridges because it helps people get to work. Well, wake up to the 21st century. If we want parents to be able to go into the workforce—especially women—then we need a federal investment in universal child care.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/15/americas-child-care-system-is-failing-families-treasury-says.html
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@Felonious_munk ("Felonious Munk 🇪🇹 @ZaniesChicago 11/7") wrote:
Folks love that "why won't you debate them if you're not afraid." And the answer is simple...i don't care to convince them. Or you. I don't need you to agree with me to feel secure in my choices. I don't even like you. Why would i want to change your mind?
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") wrote:
I need to play the Legend of Mana remaster just to take screencaps of the locations
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@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by @bombsfall:
@bombsfall Lumina from Legend of Mana is cool because it's a town where it's always dark but they make it feel cozy rather than sinister.
Lots of soft rounded edges, yellow lamplight with lots of bloom set against purple stonework
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@franklinleonard ("Franklin Leonard") wrote:
Okay, yeah, watch to the end.
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@KevBot_007 ("DoubleOKevin") wrote:
Audience reactions to GoldenEye. Spot anyone interesting toward the end?
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
I think the only reason we don't have an air fryer is because we have too many kitchen gadgets. And this last year we also hit a wall of "too much clutter in this house".
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@techgirl1908 ("Angie Jones") wrote:
Are there any among us?
@scotthoying ("Scott Hoying") retweeted:
@PTXofficial ("Pentatonix") wrote:
Survey says it's game time!! ✨
Watch as we go head-to-head against Team Wilson-Phillips on @FamilyFeudABC! We'll be playing to raise money for our friends over at @MakeAWish. ❤️ It's all part of the #CelebrityFamilyFeud finale, airing TONIGHT at 8/7c on ABC!
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") replied to a tweet by @bombsfall:
@bombsfall Lumina from Legend of Mana is cool because it's a town where it's always dark but they make it feel cozy rather than sinister.
Lots of soft rounded edges, yellow lamplight with lots of bloom set against purple stonework
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:
Lock them up! Lock them up!
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:
We apparently did.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/media/2021/07/14/fox-news-newsmax-vaccine-misinformation-newday-vpx.cnn
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
COULD IT BE? How did we get away with this? Did we have accomplices?
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@DKThomp ("Derek Thompson") wrote:
WTF did I just read? https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1439431533111226370
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") retweeted:
@EricOlsonTMF ("Eric Olson") wrote:
I don't know who this Faked An Savage person is, but I don't appreciate them leaking the operational details of Project Snowflake
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@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") wrote:
So libs are pushing vaccine mandates in a reverse psychology triple backflip double secret probation effort to convince MAGA voters not to get vaccinated so that they'll all die and Texas will turn blue and we won't have to take their guns because they'll be too dead to use them.
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@JaharaJayde ("Jahara Jayde") wrote:
“When all this is over, will you come wake me up?”
#Zelda #SkywardSwordHD
@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@firnella ("Sleepy Fern 🌿🌙") wrote:
What do u think catra and adora buy as groceries wrong answers only
@KamalaHarris ("Kamala Harris") wrote:
So-called “trickle-down” economics never worked for working families.
Our Build Back Better Agenda will invest in the middle class and have the ultra-wealthy and corporations pay their fair share.
@RikerGoogling ("Riker Googling") wrote:
is it normal to be tired all the time
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@ithayla ("Calvin Wong Tze Loon 黃子倫 🇲🇾") wrote:
'people living in expensive cities when cheaper alternatives exist are performing luxury'
seen this twice just today.
no one tell these faux leftists this
but some people are born in cities
by god some of them even work there
and couldn't move even if they wanted to
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") wrote:
#cancelnytimes
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@mcclure111 ("mcc") wrote:
The New York Times opinion section should just be shut down. It gives us no social good and many social harms
@33mhz ("Arse Decider") retweeted:
@imteddybless ("Beth McColl") wrote:
it’s been months and i’m still thinking about this bit from that Jennifer Coolidge profile at least once a day
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
Hey thanks to everyone who popped by for my new video premiere this morning! And to those of you who spotted my tribute to Jabba the Hutt's pansexual uncle. https://youtu.be/yIVAaMoG8N8
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@ScottHech ("Scott Hechinger") wrote:
Stories like this clarify how outrageous it is that we mass criminalize crimes of poverty—not being to afford public transport, sleeping where you aren’t supposed to, stealing food to survive, driving on license suspended by inability to pay fees, substance use.
@AlanTudyk ("alan tudyk") retweeted:
@EricBoehlert ("Eric Boehlert") wrote:
love how the Fox anchor also has no idea there’s no “AIDS vaccine”
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@therecount ("The Recount") wrote:
Earlier this week, Gov. Brian Kemp (R-GA) argued against the government mandating the COVID vaccine for workers by saying "And plus just like the AIDS vaccine, mandating it didn't work."
Well, an AIDS vaccine came as news to ... well, anyone.
@DaveHolmes ("Dave Holmes") wrote:
I mean of course that Rolling Stone top 500 songs of all time list is going to be controversial, but I think it's absolutely appropriate that "Roll The Bones" by Rush is #1.
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
A lawsuit alleges the similarities between Lucianne Walkowicz, a highly public Chicago scientist, and "Luciana" go beyond mere coincidence. https://trib.al/tNd39fi
@billyeichner ("billy eichner") wrote:
Thank you for all the birthday messages. I’m getting to do a lot of cool shit right now, thanks to many of you and your support over the years. Thank you! I truly feel that I’ve been…
@polotek ("Marco Rogers") retweeted:
@GothamGirlBlue ("Kaitlin Byrd: Apocalypse Diarist") wrote:
Living in Black neighborhoods isn’t affordable for white people with inheritances now; the gentrification is complete.
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@robertcaruso ("Robert Caruso") wrote:
NYT: "Kelsey and Matt couldn’t quite afford what they wanted in the neighborhoods they knew well — Harlem and Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn. But they discovered that they could find what they were looking for in the Riverdale section of the Bronx." https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/09/16/realestate/16hunt-parsons.html?smtyp=cur&smid=tw-nytimes
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@michael_deforge ("Michael DeForge") wrote:
can't tell who is funnier: the artists deciding to get into NFTs this late in the grift, or the artists who minted NFTs a few months ago who quietly, shamefully deleted all mentions of them from their social media presence, like scrubbing photos of your ex on Instagram
@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@gabriel_zucman ("Gabriel Zucman") wrote:
The richest man in the world, Elon Musk, paid $8,410 in income tax in 2018.
@Blklivesmatter ("Black Lives Matter") wrote:
We are all Ms. Cosgrove🤣 As we get ready for another week of school, work, or whatever we have to handle, find time for JOY & REST. Rest is radical, rest is resistance, & rest is how we thrive & sustain our communities🌱🖤
🎥: Original @TommyJBlack / Voiceover @TonyBakercomedy
@alicegoldfuss ("bletchley punk") replied to a tweet by @alicegoldfuss:
someone on here recommended using less water for my matcha to cut the bitterness, and it works! still a bit bitter, but I can taste the actual flavor of the tea
that and some daifuku works well
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@notpranto ("Pranto 💫") wrote:
AOTY
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@notpranto ("Pranto 💫") wrote:
no skips
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@babs_zone ("it’s babs✨ #NoLicenseForDisinformation") wrote:
autoimmune diseases aka “why are you hitting yourself stop hitting yourself” diseases
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@TaisonBell ("Dr. Taison Bell") wrote:
After 9 years, I still can’t bring myself to spread my son’s ashes.
Don’t ever downplay children dying.
thank u. i indeed did put my entire vagina into making this.
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@TrulyYoursDaii ("Dai") wrote:
Lil Nas X Really Put His Whole Pussy In This Album & I Love It !
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@Austen ("Austen Allred") wrote:
“I cannot believe JavaScript is so popular. It’s a terrible language with rules that change all the time, is confusing to learn, contains no beauty, and wins based on its sheer popularity.”
He said… in English
if eve ain’t in your garden, you know that you can...
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@Natesfault ("Nate") replied to a tweet by @lawprofblawg:
@lawprofblawg @Popehat The fact that it’s a crime to lie to police, but it’s not a crime for police to lie to you tells you everything you need to know about where their interests lie. Never talk to police.
@MattBaume ("Matt Baume") wrote:
Going live right now! Come join me for a livestream & my new video about Alice, the Family Hour, and the gayest week in TV history: https://youtu.be/hg21fmVPLkA
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") replied to a tweet by @bradfitz:
.@radkat: "I didn't sign up for this."
@ProductPrincipl ("Lisa K. Wells") wrote:
Austin City Council: Keep Austin No Kill https://chng.it/hM6f5GvL via @Change
@ewarren ("Elizabeth Warren") wrote:
The bottom 99% paid about 7.2% of their wealth in taxes last year. The top 0.1% paid 3.2%. They're off taking joy rides in outer space while Americans can't find child care, can't get back to work, and have roads and bridges falling apart. It’s time for some basic fairness.
@fakedansavage ("Dan Savage") replied to a tweet by @fakedansavage:
Libs only tell you they support renewable energy so that you'll burn more coal and all the while they're buying land in Ohio—land left vacant after unvaccinated MAGA voters died off—because pretty soon—thanks to coal—all that land will be valuable oceanfront property.
@bradfitz ("Brad Fitzpatrick") wrote:
Me: regularly kills mice with traps
Also me: finds tiny baby mouse washed away from its nest and brings it home to feed it and make it warm. 🤷♂️🐁
(Actually mostly @radkat's influence; I was going to just relocate it to a sunnier place to stay warm)
@LilNasX ("MONTERO 🦋") retweeted:
@cliftonsroom ("clifton .") wrote:
Lil Nas X dropped a better album den the mfs who couldnt keep his name out they mouth
@Maryxus ("Maryxus Maddly") retweeted:
@AliciLee ("Ya know, stuff 🧵🏳️🌈") wrote:
Seen this fly by a few times....and well...
I live in the country. My house cost less than this, which is why we live here.
HOWEVER, the downsides of living here can be deal breakers for a whole lot of reasons.
I think I'll make a thread.with quote tweet:
@SydSteyerhart ("Syd Steyerhart") wrote:
I'll never understand why people live in cities when options exist.