@jwz ("j͕̠̦̪͕̓͛̊̾̄ͅw̧̧̳̪̘͊̋͗̾͢͠z̢̘̞͈̺̞̩̓̽̐̋͗̆̋̚͟͜") retweeted:
@anildash ("Anil Dash") wrote:
As an Old, I enjoy not reading celeb couple media because it’s always: 23-year-old straights, woman is generically gorgeous, dude looks like a corpse covered in spray string, replies are all young girls explaining how his conviction for shoving a bunny in a blender doesn’t count.