
@travisthetechie ("Travis Smith") retweeted:
@MicroSFF ("Micro SF/F stories") wrote:
"Do you have a potion that makes me immune to alcohol?"
"Why do you ask?" said the witch.
"I don't like being drunk, but my friends insist I drink when I'm with them."
"Have you told them?"
"Yes, they ignore it."
"I don't have such a potion. I can help you find better friends."