@RussellGlasser ("Russell Glasser 💙") wrote:
Me on Twitter every day: "Aha, a video! Can't wait to see this amusing clip posted by one of the many witty people I follow."
(10 seconds later) "I don't get it. What's the joke?" (scroll, scroll)
Twitter: "Promoted Tweet"
Me: "May your stupid TV network burn to the ground."