@zkat__ ("tired but ❄️festive🎄 gay") retweeted:
@RuthieFizz ("Merry Ruthmas") wrote:
*HE SEES YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD BUT IT'S A COMPLETELY ARBITRARY METRIC AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE UNIONISING GARY*
