@zkat__ ("kat marchán") retweeted:
@editingemily ("emily freeman") wrote:
20: “I sleep on a futon.”
25: “These are Egyptian cotton.”
30: “I spent $100 on a pillow.”
35: “Listen, I need a specialty neck pillow, a body pillow, a weighted blanket, a mouth guard, a fan, a noise machine, ear plugs, and 20mg of melatonin to get 3 hours of sleep.”